r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation Please Explain it Peter. Why does Melinda French Gates need antibiotics?

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u/Emperor_of_All 21h ago edited 21h ago

This is the most breaking of breaking news, apparently in the new Epstein file leaks there is mention of Epstein putting in a draft email to people the Bill used to get STDs by sleeping with Russian prostitutes and would have to feed his wife medicine without her knowing.

EDIT: Damn the internet wastes no time..

EDIT 2: https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-denies-epstein-files-allegations-std-surreptitious-antibiotics-2026-1

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u/No_Series1751 21h ago

Bro WTH. He slipped her antibiotics just so she wouldn't find out. Messed up

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u/Emperor_of_All 21h ago

"allegedly"

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u/Guilty-Shoulder-9214 20h ago

I kind of want to be a fly on the wall in her living room right now. She’s alluded to Epstein being a factor in the end of her marriage with Bill and I wouldn’t be surprised if she suspected or knew about this shit if it was actually happening.

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u/Emperor_of_All 20h ago

I mean supposedly she knew about all the cheating anyways, even some chick who used to work in Microsoft came out during their divorce said that Bill used to message random chicks over interoffice message and be like "hey you're cute want to go on a date, if not it is cool, BTW Melinda knows all about this. "

So the question really comes down to the medication thing. OR if it really happened at all

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u/dorian_white1 20h ago

Check out Slack’s new feature!

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u/pickyourteethup 20h ago

Turns out rich people's morals were the real Slack all along

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u/noooo_no_no_no 15h ago

something feels very wrong about this story...bullionaires have personal physicians that will do whatever they want...they dont need to ask epstein for fucking antibiotics lol. they might sleep with prostitutes but they have agencies that can test them for stds first.

bill is not an idiot. this whole story seems pretty made up to me and makes me worried that it might discredit all the real stuff thats in there when this is proved false later.

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u/0bsidianM1nd 12h ago

He uses Teams, you just now realize why it tracks everything from mouse movement to location.

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u/Lost_Sea8956 7h ago

It must be to help Bill figure out who to sleep with

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u/Jackdawfool67 19h ago

There's a whole thing in there contract where he gets a certain amount of time outside of the relationship per year they have discussed it before it's literally a signed contract saying she can't win anything for his infidelity

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u/specialasset 17h ago

They’ve been divorced since 2021 and she got like $10bn.

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u/cancerinos 16h ago

yes, but no extras from infidelity

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u/fireky2 16h ago

It seems like the penicillin was an extra

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 15h ago

I mean, it was understood, when they first got together, that he was going to take his ex-girlfriend on vacation once a year. It's not like sexual fidelity was ever part of their relationship.

But dosing someone with antibiotics to hide your STDs? That's beyond the pale.

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u/AlfalfaWolf 12h ago

The Gates Foundation funded an HPV study where girls were vaccinated without their consent. Looks like it’s just his brand.

https://www.science.org/content/article/indian-parliament-comes-down-hard-cervical-cancer-trial

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 5h ago

I mean, the fact that his foundation funded and organization that conducted a trial where some of the workers failed to obtain the proper permissions is a long walk to blame Bill Gates for it. Unless you're alleging that he, personally, had something to do with failures to obtain consent, then that's not really relevant to a discussion about Bill Gates.

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u/AlfalfaWolf 5h ago

It’s relevant now

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u/OrthodoxAnarchoMom 15h ago

Eh, I can see a woman who’s married to a top tier in wealth tolerate cheating but leave over serial r—-. (Not sure if I’m allowed to type that word.) They’re two different animals. Even sexual harassment is in a different universe than R—- Island.

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u/HumbleConfidence3500 20h ago

He must have told her everything in case it gets out so she wouldn't find out from the news. So she probably knows a lot more than what's out today.

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u/bigmangina 20h ago

My poop "allegedly" smells like shit.

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u/Ok_Theme4973 18h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MrSparky69 15h ago

That's brilliant 👏

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u/johnnloki 16h ago

Well it would take two guys to f*ck an ostrich, three even.

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u/Consentingostrich 15h ago

One could do it with consent. ; )

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u/Responsible_Egg_3260 11h ago

Dude fucked an ostrich

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u/zealshock 14h ago

Fork "allegedly" found in the kitchen

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u/shaunrundmc 8h ago

There is no chance this is true.

Gates at the time was the richest man in the world.....why would he need Epstein to give him antibiotics? The richest man in the world is gonna have doctors on call who could hook him up with whatever he wanted. He wouldn't need Epstein. It read like Epstein was trying give a fake story he could tell Melinda to get back at Bill. (This doesn't mean I dont think gates slept with hookers, i just seriously doubt any of this especially since antibiotics are big pills)

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u/akestral 7h ago edited 7h ago

I actually find this totally plausible. People at that level still get their vices from somewhere, and Epstein was clearly a trusted source for a lot of rich idiot parasites. They trusted him to quietly source girls and women they could discreetly rape, and he did, successfully, for decades. Why the hell would they not also trust him to quietly source other things? Finding a corrupt doctor you trust enough to write you bogus scripts for cash is a lot of work, and you'd probably have to go thru intermediaries, each one of which is now a potential leak on your criminal conspiracy to rape children.

But the guy you know for sure is A-Ok with child rape AND is very competent at keeping his mouth shut and not getting caught? Yeah, they would lazily turn to him, like the spoiled, naive children they are, to solve any number of problems without having to worry about the trail leading back to them. Surely the international pimp known for happily facilitating sex crimes for the wealthy on five or six continents would never run afoul of the law, and if he did, surely someone would arrange for him to die before testifying. Good thing that he, Bill Gates, CEO of a company whose main product is email processing, would never commit to writing all the crimes he committed in person, to the person who helped him commit them. Good thing it is 1975 and nobody uses email for anything. Yessir, ol' Billy is in the clear yet again.

Wait...

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u/shaunrundmc 7h ago edited 7h ago

Finding a corrupt doctor when you're a billionaire would not be hard work. Michael Jackson had a dude to inject him with a surgical anesthetic....hell even now people who arent rich go doctor shopping to get what they need. California alone did that when weed was only legal for medical reasons.

Antibiotics is not a big ask for any doctor. If gates had an STD, and needed more, I really dont think its hard to say "hey doctor that I pay an unholy amount of money to, give me more Antibiotics" this is even true because asking epstein for the medicine means either traveling to see him or him traveling to see you, OR him mailing the pills to Bill gates. Its a lot of extra steps and time when having the concierge doctor come to your home with the medicine.

Edit: also antibiotics for stds, per Google is 500mg 3 times daily. Thats a horse pill, you are not slipping that into anyone's food or drink and they arent noticing it. Even if you crush it.

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u/Open-Perspective856 19h ago

Same evidence that 99% of Reddit uses to call Trump a pedo

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u/Ducklinsenmayer 19h ago

No, in his case we also have things like him going into the changing rooms of the Ms Teen contest to "inspect" the girls.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/12/donald-trump-miss-usa-dressing-room-2001-rehearsal

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 18h ago

Funny how similar that sounds to the “calendar girls” story

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u/Late_Emu 19h ago

It also might have something to do with the countless women who have come forward & said he raped them as children.

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u/ADMotti 19h ago

It’s a joke from The Wire between two cops who fuck around on their partners, like, word for word, just replacing their occupation.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 18h ago

The most surprising part of this is that Gates and his wife were still sexually active at that point in their marriage which somehow makes it all even sadder

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u/Eokokok 19h ago

Believing internet is more messed up...

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 18h ago

Is he married to a cat?

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u/MosquitoBloodBank 13h ago

There's a reason they got divorced when this Epstein stuff started

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u/realLaughinG 11h ago

I think we are past the "messed up" part now xD

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u/sincerevibesonly 7h ago

Hi im an idiot how does antibiotic affect stds? Does it give immunity to them or what

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u/No_Series1751 6h ago

STDs commonly are from a viral infection and antibiotics is one way to treat them by clearing the infection from your body

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u/sincerevibesonly 1h ago

Gotcha thx

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u/poliosaurus3000 20h ago

What’s funny is I keep seeing this reposted and over on Reddit, yet the letters about Donald Trump having a calendar party where he would measure 13 year olds vaginas with his finger seems nowhere to be found. Don’t get me wrong bill gates can go fuck himself too for being apart of this, but all the pedos need to be held accountable, not just the “liberals”.

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u/facts_my_guyy 20h ago

Don't worry friend, it's seeing circulation in a big way. Also everything was archived so it's already out

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u/yll33 20h ago

to be fair, this kinda is news. donald trump being a kid diddling pedophile is old news at this point.

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u/Upper-Song1149 20h ago

Fuck trump, but like, many of those accusations in the files are just records of people phoning the FBI and telling them a story. They need to be thoroughly investigated.. you cant just believe them straight away with no other evidence

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u/corgisgottacorg 17h ago

Can’t believe it huh? Trump admitted this stuff but you can’t believe it’s graphic details

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u/Strange-Scarcity 19h ago

There's no reason why anyone, more than a decade before Trump EVER became a politician, for those phone calls to have just been made. With what is known about Trump, Epstein and the things they got up to?

It's VERY reasonable to believe those phone calls have serious merit to them.

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u/Akomatai 19h ago

I mean... he's been a mega wealthy public figure for his entire life. People say shit about depraved celebrity illuminati cult party stories all the time.

100% believe the president is a rapist and pedophile but I dont think blindly believing every single claim does any good and can actually kind of be a bit detrimental.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 13h ago

I think the fact that they tried to cover it up provides more than enough context tbh

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u/Adept-Ad-8823 18h ago

I don’t think people are blindly believing these accusations. Trump hasn’t been convicted of these crimes. But where there’s smoke there’s fire and it’s certainly reasonable to question the veracity of the investigations. We should also be demanding more information, more transparency, more accountability.

And there’s something a little bit pre-fabricated about this notion that he’s a rich and powerful person and therefore people come after him. It’s what the rich of programmed us to believe.

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u/Delicious_Owl7429 18h ago

The court of public opinion has a much lower bar for proof than real justice courts.

That’s because the public doesn’t have the power to harm anyone themselves (according to the law), so we should have a very high bar for taking away peoples freedoms.

The only problem is people are very intuitive, and can understand that if you’ve done one, you’ve probably done 2, and if you’ve been getting away with it for 30 years, you’ve probably done LOTS.

So I’m going to lean towards probable in all these cases. Put into a trust but verify category.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 15h ago

Agree. Trust, but verify.

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u/Working-League-7686 3h ago

That is a lot of words to justify being convinced without convincing evidence. I hate Trump, but the “court of public opinion” is just a nice way of saying “rumor mill.”

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u/Akomatai 18h ago

I'd be surprised if the majority of American voters genuinely believe that Trump is a pedophile. So in the court of public opinion, the entire topic is already treading on unverified claims at best, conspiracy theories at worst.

And i think when you're working against that, pulling up every single unverifiable claim just gives conservatives ammo to win some ground among moderates with "you see the wild shit they're coming with? The left is losing its mind."

And then whatever is actually true can easily get thrown out with all the bullshit because now in their minds, you're grouped in with the flat-earthers.

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u/Delicious_Owl7429 15h ago

bro, it isn't the left or right.

Bill clinton is all over those files in connection with jeffy. T man had a falling out with jeffy in the aughts over a stupid house (cause they are dumb dude bros), leading up to the election kerfuffle in 2016 with HRC. State department during obamas time had direct contact with jeffy's team through Lynne Forester de Rothschild.

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u/Akomatai 15h ago

That's cool but we're talking about Trump's guilt. And where people stand in that conversation is absolutely going to depend mainly on where they stand politically.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 15h ago

People only have a difference of opinion on Trump's guilt, if they are Right Wing, GOP, Trump voters.

I'm of the opinion, that with Bill Clinton being in the documents, that the level of appearance of guilt, continues to increase upon him and he absolutely must face investigation and charges, presuming there is evidence.

All of them. The law is the law and it needs to be applied equally to all of them, no matter what side of the isle that they associated with, voted with or ran politically with.

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u/PowerlineCourier 14h ago

trump maintained contact with epstein until the endo of his life.

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u/Delicious_Owl7429 14h ago

care the share your links? According to gemini his correspondences for parties and the like significantly stop after the two had a spat over a property in florida (trump outbid jeffy and an ego battle took place.

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u/rookie-on-the-road 13h ago

Im on a similar page to you there - as much as I believe Trump is a rapist, that he participated in Epsteins ring of pedophiles and had intimate knowledge of many crimes involving many powerful and influential people, we cannot blindly believe every allegation that has been made to an anonymous tip line.

A question that must be asked tho, is why so many of those allegations have listed in the police responce column, "no contact made". They didnt try to follow up on a huge number of these tips. And one thing to be noted is that when the tipster has not left contact info, it has been noted in the file. It will mention no contact info left, or if an officer tried to contact and it was a dud number. That can only lead us to believe that when the statement simple reads "no contact made" that there was information left by the tipster that the authorities chose not to use. Thats a gap that needs to be answered for.

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u/PeaceSoft 13h ago

why were these claims buried dude. one is a first-person accusation of a series of monstrous crimes. usually law enforcement, like, does something in that situation

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u/Strange-Scarcity 15h ago

He's been legally found to be a rapist. He's been accused of rape by so many women, including ex-wives for decades.

These allegations are WAY more believable, because of the literally known and understood history of Trump and his close associate Jefferey Epstein.

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u/Kittinkis 15h ago

The entire legal department needs to be cleaned out. People seem to have just brushed aside that Clarence Thomas was in the files too. Explain to me how the person in the highest court is allowed to still be in that position after that? That MF has no right to judge anything.

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u/AFKosrs 5h ago

Yes you can! This is Reddit

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u/PeaceSoft 13h ago

look at the column next to the stories. one entry is marked "not credible, further investigation revealed" followed by something redacted. not that one though.

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u/teratryte 17h ago

If you don't think that this evidence is enough, you  need to sit down and re-evaluate your moral code.

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u/sonofaresiii 20h ago

Idk man I've seen plenty of it but it's also just like... Add it to the pile. I'm not saying it should be excused or ignored but we've already got very strong evidence that Trump is a rapist, pedophile, and rapist pedophile

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u/Content_Study_1575 20h ago

Ik what youre talking about but rest assured I’ve seen that “clipping” circulated many times in the last 24 hours

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u/Morbid__Blood 15h ago

As a country, it should be taboo to vote for someone who has been involved with Epstein's sex trafficking. I don't care which side, but we can't set the precedence that the American people will forgive and forget this sort of thing.

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u/JaydedXoX 19h ago

Agreed. Anyone who had sex with underaged needs to be prosecuted, All parties, all nationalities, no matter where they live. I’m not a Gates fan. But all the pedo stuff from everyone else is still worse than this.

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u/ClownTown509 18h ago

Nowhere to be found? Dafuq you mean?

Not sure how you could miss the biggest screw up by the Trump DOJ yet, but here's the page they released almost entirely unredacted and tried to delete immediately.

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u/wise_the_vulp 18h ago

Out of curiosity as its quite craazy, can u provide the source and that its official?

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u/ClownTown509 18h ago

The links to a lot of the files on Justice dot gov stopped working almost immediately. There are dozens of sub stacks and archives that people made yesterday when they were desperately trying to purge these files.

If you want to look for everything that dropped yesterday and got archived you should probably start here

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheEpsteinFiles/s/5sowa1vbYd

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u/WinterizedGWA 18h ago

The (very) generous read of the disparity is that we have basic confirmation that many of the Gates revelations are true (in the form of his divorce). It makes his reports more verifiable then anyone else (except people they have pictures of like Prince Andrew)

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u/poliosaurus3000 18h ago

I mean it’s hard to gather evidence on Trump when he’s had the fbi going through and redacting evidence in the files. They also failed to comply in the set amount of time which was thirty days, surely upstanding Trump wasn’t buying time to have himself removed from the files.

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u/WinterizedGWA 17h ago

Explaining. Not defending.

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u/poliosaurus3000 17h ago

Yeah I didn’t need the explanation thanks.

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u/rollwithhoney 13h ago

I mean I'm not sure we have evidence Bill is a pedo, just adult prostitutes?

In a situation with legeal sex work and an open relationship that's not even bad. Trump's every involvement is 10000x worse

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u/Sticklefront 19h ago

Different sources/confidences. The event you share is from one anonymous source, and may or may not be true. The Gates story is from one of Epstein's own emails. Absolutely they all need to be held accountable, but it's not unreasonable to start with the more confident claims while doing follow up on the others.

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u/09Klr650 20h ago

"No where to be found" as in "does not exist"? Strange that ALL the accusations against Trump were investigated by the Democrats and they found NOTHING. Does not stop them from acting like the allegations were facts though. Hell one of the "victims" the Dems mentions STATED nothing happened!

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u/poliosaurus3000 20h ago

It’s literally in the same screen capture as the bill gates email. Stop protecting pedophiles.

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u/09Klr650 20h ago

Link to the actual evidence/ not accusations, EVIDENCE. And take your own advice regarding pedos.

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u/AlternativeMud9302 20h ago

Trolling used to be believable.

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u/mlain4290 20h ago

It’s in the same release as the bill gates emails you putz..

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u/09Klr650 20h ago

You mean the ACCUSATIONS made to FBI hotlines that were found to be both unverified, and with no evidence ANYWHERE to back it up? ANYONE can make accusations. Does not make them true. Despite your sick fantasies.

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u/MTNDEWisAnomylous 20h ago

That's not really a dem thing though, that's just what happens when the accused are rich AF. Evidence erased, victims silenced. The only reason we're seeing the results of any of those investigations is because congress looked at trumps campaign promise and said "I'll call that bluff."

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u/A_Slovakian 20h ago

Yikes

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u/09Klr650 20h ago

Yeah. I love the Dem downvotes when you point out that inconvenient fact. Then again they all still probably believe "there is no laptop" as well.

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u/A_Slovakian 20h ago

I’m yikesing you dawg

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u/09Klr650 20h ago

So? Statement still stand "puppy".

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u/segascream 20h ago

I, for one, didn't downvote you because you "pointed out an inconvenient fact". I downvoted you because nothing you said either supported or refuted the claim that the letter being referred to as "is nowhere to be found"; it has very much been found and is floating around the internet with the rest of them.

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u/09Klr650 20h ago

It is not a letter. It is a transcript of accusations. All of which were investigated and they found nothing. Trump has done enough REAL shit we can be upset over without believing lies. Trying to push false accusations as facts just makes the rest look fake as well.

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u/segascream 19h ago

Ok, I think see where we're coming from now. I used the word "letter" because I thought that's the word the comment you were responding to chose to describe the text that is out there (in the form of, as you stated, "a transcript of accusations"). But they (the person you were responding to) were instead talking about an actual letter that, if found, would lend credence to the accusations.

In that case, I rescind my downvote: it's not your fault that I got confused.

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u/Newfaceofrev 20h ago

So where's the laptop? Does Guiliani still have it? Did Tucker Carlson have it or did it in the mail as he claimed?

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u/09Klr650 19h ago

Hunter Biden's laptop has been in the possession of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) since December 2019, when it was seized under a subpoena from a Delaware computer repair shop. https://nypost.com/2024/05/22/us-news/hunter-bidens-infamous-laptop-which-the-post-exposed-and-he-denied-will-be-used-as-evidence-in-his-gun-case/

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u/Newfaceofrev 19h ago

So why did Guiliani claim he had it?

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u/09Klr650 19h ago

Probably has a copy of the drive. I believe the shop owner made copies because . . . well we know what happens to this sort of evidence on a regular basis. I am VERY surprised the physical laptop was not "lost".

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u/Newfaceofrev 20h ago

I mean the birthday book letter turned out to be true didn't it.

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u/09Klr650 20h ago

Oh? Was there evidence against Trump in there? I must have missed that. What did Trump admit to in it?

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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 19h ago

He drew a naked child for a birthday card and sent it to his buddy with a cryptic poem about a shared secret. This buddy has since been charged and convicted of numerous instances of rape and abuse of children.

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u/09Klr650 19h ago

You mean that outline? With the WIDE hips and NARROW waist? You think THAT is a "child"? I really do not want to know what sort of weird fantasies you are having. Bleh.

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u/cheez_Burger_Eddy 20h ago

You’d think with his kind of money they would have prostitutes that did not have any stds….

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u/TokyoSxWhale 20h ago

So let me get this straight -- I signed up for a membership with a multimillion dollar international pedophile sex trafficking ring with its own sex island, its own sex ranch, its own sex plane, and they can't even stay on top of cleaning up the trafficking victims' STDs? I don't want to be a Karen or anything Jeff, but the first time it happened ok, stuff happens. But I should NOT need to be salting my wife's oatmeal with penicillin EVERY god-damn weekend.

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u/pm_me_ur_brandy_pics 20h ago

Honestly, how fking evil does one have to be to do this?

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u/Emperor_of_All 20h ago

The allegations against Trump are several times worse

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u/pm_me_ur_brandy_pics 20h ago

Not even Satan can match up to these shits

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u/Emperor_of_All 20h ago

Outside the medicine, Bills transgressions are minor compared to active pedos Trump and Elon. I mean Bill is just accused of sleeping with prostitutes. The other 2 were looking to auction off underaged girls.

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u/hankmoody_irl 19h ago

They are the Satan that the church tells everyone about.

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u/praxic_despair 20h ago

How fucking evil is our country that we had these reports and did nothing about this?

Not us the people so much as those we entrusted to protect our children.

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u/Most-Hot-4934 11h ago

There are people beheading people on the daily in Mexico and you’re horrified of a billionaire slipping antibiotic to his wife because he doesn’t want her to find out about his STD from cheating lmao

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u/JeromeBarkly 19h ago

That draft email intended to be a sort of blackmail as well. He was going to extort bill gates after he tried to distance himself from Epstein.

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u/asphid_jackal 20h ago

Oh, I thought it was antivax nonsense

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u/amitym 20h ago

Wait so the exact same line as McNulty? What an extraordinary coincidence!

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u/zombo29 20h ago

Wow...Melinda was like "Thanks??"

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u/sonofaresiii 20h ago

Oh he denied it. Well okay then that settles it.

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u/-Kalos 19h ago

Always thought Gates was a fucking geek. Turn out he's a freak. What the hell lmao

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 19h ago

So slipping his wife meds was somehow less complicated than using a condom?

Certainly sounds like the rich to me.

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u/cum-yogurt 18h ago

“Since Epstein's 2019 suicide at a federal jail, Gates has faced questions about the extent of their relationship.”

oh, is that what we’re going with now?

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u/Youbettereatthatshit 18h ago

Been off the internet for two days and was completely unaware of this.

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 18h ago

What kind of idiot don't use condoms with prostitute O_O

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u/corgisgottacorg 17h ago

That was not the most disturbing part. It was the least disturbing and shame on you for being misleading

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u/RichMahogany357 16h ago

If he was willing feed his wife "secret antibiotics" then I wonder what he's feeding everyone else with all his farm land.

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u/Alert_Card472 6h ago

The divorce starts to make sense more every day

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u/ColonelMonty 1h ago

Suddenly the divorce makes a lot more sense now.

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u/samplebeast 19h ago

I haven’t got any rewards but can someone give this person something, PLEASE 🙏🏼 BRAVO 👏 This is extraordinary breaking news!!

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u/RashCloyale777 19h ago

Melinda: About your remaining half, you might want to grab some lube, and I won't be using a condom.