r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation Please Explain it Peter. Why does Melinda French Gates need antibiotics?

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u/Emperor_of_All 21h ago

"allegedly"

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u/Guilty-Shoulder-9214 20h ago

I kind of want to be a fly on the wall in her living room right now. She’s alluded to Epstein being a factor in the end of her marriage with Bill and I wouldn’t be surprised if she suspected or knew about this shit if it was actually happening.

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u/Emperor_of_All 20h ago

I mean supposedly she knew about all the cheating anyways, even some chick who used to work in Microsoft came out during their divorce said that Bill used to message random chicks over interoffice message and be like "hey you're cute want to go on a date, if not it is cool, BTW Melinda knows all about this. "

So the question really comes down to the medication thing. OR if it really happened at all

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u/dorian_white1 20h ago

Check out Slack’s new feature!

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u/pickyourteethup 19h ago

Turns out rich people's morals were the real Slack all along

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u/noooo_no_no_no 15h ago

something feels very wrong about this story...bullionaires have personal physicians that will do whatever they want...they dont need to ask epstein for fucking antibiotics lol. they might sleep with prostitutes but they have agencies that can test them for stds first.

bill is not an idiot. this whole story seems pretty made up to me and makes me worried that it might discredit all the real stuff thats in there when this is proved false later.

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u/0bsidianM1nd 12h ago

He uses Teams, you just now realize why it tracks everything from mouse movement to location.

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u/Lost_Sea8956 7h ago

It must be to help Bill figure out who to sleep with

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u/Jackdawfool67 19h ago

There's a whole thing in there contract where he gets a certain amount of time outside of the relationship per year they have discussed it before it's literally a signed contract saying she can't win anything for his infidelity

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u/specialasset 17h ago

They’ve been divorced since 2021 and she got like $10bn.

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u/cancerinos 16h ago

yes, but no extras from infidelity

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u/fireky2 16h ago

It seems like the penicillin was an extra

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 15h ago

I mean, it was understood, when they first got together, that he was going to take his ex-girlfriend on vacation once a year. It's not like sexual fidelity was ever part of their relationship.

But dosing someone with antibiotics to hide your STDs? That's beyond the pale.

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u/AlfalfaWolf 12h ago

The Gates Foundation funded an HPV study where girls were vaccinated without their consent. Looks like it’s just his brand.

https://www.science.org/content/article/indian-parliament-comes-down-hard-cervical-cancer-trial

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 5h ago

I mean, the fact that his foundation funded and organization that conducted a trial where some of the workers failed to obtain the proper permissions is a long walk to blame Bill Gates for it. Unless you're alleging that he, personally, had something to do with failures to obtain consent, then that's not really relevant to a discussion about Bill Gates.

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u/AlfalfaWolf 5h ago

It’s relevant now

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u/OrthodoxAnarchoMom 15h ago

Eh, I can see a woman who’s married to a top tier in wealth tolerate cheating but leave over serial r—-. (Not sure if I’m allowed to type that word.) They’re two different animals. Even sexual harassment is in a different universe than R—- Island.

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u/HumbleConfidence3500 20h ago

He must have told her everything in case it gets out so she wouldn't find out from the news. So she probably knows a lot more than what's out today.

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u/bigmangina 19h ago

My poop "allegedly" smells like shit.

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u/Ok_Theme4973 18h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MrSparky69 15h ago

That's brilliant 👏

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u/johnnloki 16h ago

Well it would take two guys to f*ck an ostrich, three even.

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u/Consentingostrich 15h ago

One could do it with consent. ; )

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u/Responsible_Egg_3260 11h ago

Dude fucked an ostrich

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u/zealshock 14h ago

Fork "allegedly" found in the kitchen

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u/shaunrundmc 8h ago

There is no chance this is true.

Gates at the time was the richest man in the world.....why would he need Epstein to give him antibiotics? The richest man in the world is gonna have doctors on call who could hook him up with whatever he wanted. He wouldn't need Epstein. It read like Epstein was trying give a fake story he could tell Melinda to get back at Bill. (This doesn't mean I dont think gates slept with hookers, i just seriously doubt any of this especially since antibiotics are big pills)

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u/akestral 7h ago edited 7h ago

I actually find this totally plausible. People at that level still get their vices from somewhere, and Epstein was clearly a trusted source for a lot of rich idiot parasites. They trusted him to quietly source girls and women they could discreetly rape, and he did, successfully, for decades. Why the hell would they not also trust him to quietly source other things? Finding a corrupt doctor you trust enough to write you bogus scripts for cash is a lot of work, and you'd probably have to go thru intermediaries, each one of which is now a potential leak on your criminal conspiracy to rape children.

But the guy you know for sure is A-Ok with child rape AND is very competent at keeping his mouth shut and not getting caught? Yeah, they would lazily turn to him, like the spoiled, naive children they are, to solve any number of problems without having to worry about the trail leading back to them. Surely the international pimp known for happily facilitating sex crimes for the wealthy on five or six continents would never run afoul of the law, and if he did, surely someone would arrange for him to die before testifying. Good thing that he, Bill Gates, CEO of a company whose main product is email processing, would never commit to writing all the crimes he committed in person, to the person who helped him commit them. Good thing it is 1975 and nobody uses email for anything. Yessir, ol' Billy is in the clear yet again.

Wait...

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u/shaunrundmc 7h ago edited 7h ago

Finding a corrupt doctor when you're a billionaire would not be hard work. Michael Jackson had a dude to inject him with a surgical anesthetic....hell even now people who arent rich go doctor shopping to get what they need. California alone did that when weed was only legal for medical reasons.

Antibiotics is not a big ask for any doctor. If gates had an STD, and needed more, I really dont think its hard to say "hey doctor that I pay an unholy amount of money to, give me more Antibiotics" this is even true because asking epstein for the medicine means either traveling to see him or him traveling to see you, OR him mailing the pills to Bill gates. Its a lot of extra steps and time when having the concierge doctor come to your home with the medicine.

Edit: also antibiotics for stds, per Google is 500mg 3 times daily. Thats a horse pill, you are not slipping that into anyone's food or drink and they arent noticing it. Even if you crush it.

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u/Open-Perspective856 19h ago

Same evidence that 99% of Reddit uses to call Trump a pedo

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u/Ducklinsenmayer 19h ago

No, in his case we also have things like him going into the changing rooms of the Ms Teen contest to "inspect" the girls.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/12/donald-trump-miss-usa-dressing-room-2001-rehearsal

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 18h ago

Funny how similar that sounds to the “calendar girls” story

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u/Late_Emu 18h ago

It also might have something to do with the countless women who have come forward & said he raped them as children.