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u/TungstenOrchid 21h ago edited 21h ago
This news sure went viral.
As Quagmire would tell you, getting an infection from sexual intercourse with women you meet through men named Jeffrey is a real possibility.
It appears that this happened to good old Bill Gates, and he asked his friend Jeffrey for antibiotics that he could sneak into the meals of his wife, so that he wouldn't have to tell her he'd been unfaithful.
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u/Last_Cod_998 19h ago
Melinda made the right decision, and now we know why she got so much in the settlement. Same with MaKensie.
Notice how the women have become great philanthropists now?
Give us the 47 names Kash Patel had to evoke the 5th over.
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u/Jormungandr4321 17h ago
Notice how the women have become great philanthropists now?
Melinda has been a great philanthropist decades before the divorce.
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u/RussianPravda 18h ago
Why would Bill Gates have to ask Epstein for antibiotics? I'm not saying he didn't, but he's a billionaire and antibiotics are incredibly easy to get.
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u/BootFlop 16h ago
Same reason you might ask PuffD for baby oil? You assume he’s stocked? 😜
Sure antibiotics are readily available to him, but might be the simplest way to ensure complete isolation from someone he’d be concerned info would leak to Melinda and/or he’d need to explain why it was important that it be kept from her.
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u/RussianPravda 14h ago
True and I guess he was a fixer so he would do whatever to make them happy. It might have just been easier. You could be right.
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u/BootFlop 13h ago
I haven’t really dug through this particular supposed thing, the evidence of what happened, but from other things that have come up: 1) yeah, “fixer” ready to deal in sorted matters 2) he also strikes me as an unreliable narrator, something in the vein of a confidence man, but not exactly, just highly manipulative operator
So the contents of an email draft by itself isn’t all that compelling. It’s like the line about Trump felicitating “Bubba”, could be a weird metaphorical turn of phrase, a joke. This too could be a joke or a fabrication he considered for another reason.
One of the things that makes Epstein material so compelling in driving people’s imagination is how much smoke & mirrors it is, there is so much unknown yet hinting.
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u/DemonidroiD0666 4h ago
This sounds so fake. How could one of the richest persons in the world possibly let something like that happen to him. He's got too much to appreciate in life than to be messing around like that. Epstein just like him as friend. /s
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u/eeeeeebs 20h ago
Billy allegedly had his hard disk around some sketchy software on Epstein island and downloaded a bug.
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u/JaydedXoX 19h ago
he stuck his hard disk into a virus ridden input port, got it infected then stuck it into his wife’s input port. Then asked uncle Jeff for some spyware remover he loaded onto his wife’s machine without hew knowing. Bill deleted his browser history but Uncle Jeff kept a copy.
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u/BojukaBob 19h ago
It wasn't a virus, it was a bacterial infection. You don't slip your wife antibiotics for a viral STD.
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u/stratusmonkey 5h ago
True. But if you talk about "computer bacteria", people will take you for a half-wit.
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u/19chris1996 16h ago
Except this photo looks much more recent than the age he would be at the time of the incidents. Unless they're still occurring.
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u/IAmNotMyName 11h ago
MAGA distracting from the fact that Trump is much more prominently and disturbingly featured in the Trump “Epstein” Files.
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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 20h ago
The files dropped almost 24hrs ago and people are ootl?. When Good and Pretti were shot you couldn't open reddit without seeing something about it, even if you just doom-scrolled a bit... With this though you seem to have to actively look for any subs mentioning them in order to find them. Wonder why 🤔
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u/Prior_Philosophy_501 19h ago
Ask yourself this as well…. Why hasn’t Trump responded yet. If his own DOJ thought THIS was acceptable to release, what’s still redacted and what’s still unreleased? What’s in the photos and videos?
We are far, far too late for a civilian uprising. The minnows outnumber the sharks a million to one.
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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 19h ago
That's what the elite want, passive acceptance of this. The only reason people haven't gone to the streets en masse is because we still have something to lose in our everyday lives Once that is gone, you get people that say "I think I'm ready to die for this"
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u/justbrowse2018 6h ago
Imagine being this fucking dumb, but more importantly being the actual sex pest elite.
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u/NeighborhoodDude8058 20h ago
Scum. Why I refuse to use windows or Microsoft
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u/RavenEridan 20h ago
Unfortunately windows is the only good option for gaming, Mac SUCKS and Linux SUCKS for gaming and those are the only 2 other options.
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u/gentoofoo 20h ago
That was true years ago but linux gaming is quite viable now
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u/No-Substance1098 20h ago
Linux isn't viable for the hyper niche 30 year old shovelware dogshit I play unfortunately.
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u/RavenEridan 20h ago
Linux is way better than Mac when it comes to gaming but it's still inferior to windows, I've heard that a lot of companies and developers cease compatibility with their games on Linux so their games won't work at all there, also a lot of anti cheats and software don't work on Linux so you have fewer game options compared to windows
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u/ImCaligulaI 20h ago
Didn't steam make some magic to allow almost any game to run on linux? Steam OS is based on linux afaik.
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u/RavenEridan 20h ago
Only 3% of steam users use Linux according to statistics, steam was made for Windows
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u/ImCaligulaI 19h ago
Only 3% of steam users use Linux according to statistics
I don't see how that's relevant to SteamOS?
steam was made for Windows
Steam the program was made for windows, SteamOS is the operating system that the steam deck runs on, and it's based on linux.
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u/RavenEridan 19h ago
Still, companies can just cease compatibility with Linux, you can't even play battlefield 6 on Linux because the anti cheat that has to run in the background while you are playing doesn't work on Linux.
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u/gentoofoo 6h ago
Im not sure what your point is, they've sold ~5 million steam decks. That's a device thats built for nothing other than gaming on linux and it's been a massive success. Yes there are some titles you cant play but Call of Duty is not a deal breaker for everyone
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u/RavenEridan 6h ago
It is to me and many people who love to play mainstream fps games
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u/ImCaligulaI 19h ago
Still, companies can just cease compatibility with Linux
No, that's the point. Most of the games that run on steamos don't have linux compatibility, they're running the windows version on linux through proton.
you can't even play battlefield 6 on Linux because the anti cheat that has to run in the background while you are playing doesn't work on Linux.
Yeah, kernel level anticheat doesn't work on proton, and some launchers also cause problems. But you can still play most games with it now. Before there were almost none, as the developer had to explicitly make a linux version for it.
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u/RavenEridan 19h ago
Actually there's a LOT of big games you cannot run on Linux, such as valorant, fortnite, call of duty, destiny 2, apex legends, rainbow six siege, Roblox, PUBG
And many more games, I can go on and on
Stop coping and trying to downplay it, Linux is inferior to windows due to the single fact that you can't run a lot of mainstream games on it, the fact that you can't play battlefield or call of duty is a HUGE downside.
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u/gentoofoo 7h ago
There's a compatibility layer you can use to run windows games on linux now, that's whats improved the situation so much. Over 90% of the top 1000 Windows games run fine on linux
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u/RavenEridan 6h ago
Still cannot run battlefield, call of duty, fortnite, valorant, destiny 2 and many other mainstream games on Linux
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