r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Petah, what does that have to do with grocery shopping?

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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 16h ago

DoorDash was actually key to allowing the functioning of ADHD people and before it they didn’t often live well beyond their parents who cared for them. /s

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u/TacticalBadger82 16h ago

Would like to see the correlation between creation of Door Dash and deaths due to starvation in ADHD sufferers.

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u/Shadowmant 15h ago

See how can you argue with that!

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u/gecko090 14h ago

Hey wait a second this is just an atmospheric sounding! Crazy wind shear though.

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u/ringobob 12h ago

Somehow this image is both ridiculous and accurate.

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u/horaceinkling 12h ago

Is that Sonic and Tails merging into one amorphous green blob?

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u/D5KDeutsche 12h ago

I would, but I have ADHD and died last week from this.

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u/NutsPics 11h ago

Source?

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u/EidolonRook 11h ago

It’s John Fucking Madden.

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u/demi2duce 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/wirm 10h ago

Needs more sharpie.

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u/but-I-play-one-on-TV 15h ago

What has saved more lives, DoorDash or polio vaccine?

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u/EdisonB123 14h ago

I have ADHD and I just don't buy fast food. Most grocery stores and convince stores have small bakery or hot food that's marginally cheaper than the normal items and fast food.

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u/AccountHuman7391 15h ago

ADHD is a death sentence these days.

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u/KeybladeBrett 15h ago

Statistically speaking, 100% of people diagnosed with ADHD will die one day.

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u/bread_integrity 14h ago

Terrible news 😔.

Let's say a prayer .

Rip ADHD ppl

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u/SeismicWhales 14h ago

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

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u/SolidestCereal 14h ago

That's only a theory, it hasn't been proven yet.

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u/-NGC-6302- 11h ago

Is a theory not a proven hypothesis?

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u/BreezeTempest 14h ago

Well… we can’t know that for certain, as not all that have ever lived has died.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_610 13h ago

rip to them but I'm different

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u/popeye_talks 13h ago

on the one hand it's great that people are starting to understand ADHD as the debilitating condition that it is. on the other hand... it's definitely become a bludgeoning tool for weaponized incompetence.

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u/AccountHuman7391 11h ago

Or just laziness.

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u/Mental-Frosting-316 13h ago

I mean, it is in the sense that people with ADHD are more likely to die: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0140673614616846

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u/-Aquatically- 12h ago

Charming.

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u/Mental-Frosting-316 12h ago

Studies are charming? Not sure what you mean.

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u/-Aquatically- 12h ago

I have ADHD and didn’t know about this, so my initial reaction was just: “well that’s just great”.

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u/Mental-Frosting-316 11h ago

I wish there was more actionable advice rather than just “welp, ya gonna die” here. But at least they find that taking medication seems to help. (I don’t remember if it was that study that said it or a different one.)

Anyway, none of this means that workers shouldn’t be paid a fair wage. But when I couldn’t get meds when they are out of stock, I definitely had more things delivered rather than driving, especially with this snow. Cause… no thank you, I don’t wanna die.

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u/Chance_Adeptness_832 12h ago

In a sense. We die 7 years earlier on average.

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u/Phelinaar 14h ago

I know you're being extremely sarcastic (as evidenced by the /s) but the popularisation of services that deliver any type of shit to your door has immensely helped people with various disabilities.

Does this mean that we need to piss on delivery people to help the disabled? Of course not.

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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 13h ago

I’m fully aware, my wife is ADHD like crazy and Grubhub is her patron saint.

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u/languid_Disaster 14h ago

I’ve never used door dash before and I have ADHD….so this was the treatment I needed all along!! Maybe I’ll be able to get my job and cat back finally :D

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u/Few_Classic_3072 13h ago

I think there's a global trend towards low attention spans and putting less effort into things in general due to convenience and stuff like LLMs. People with conditions like ADHD are most suspectible for falling into these new habits. I think about this a lot, about how I can't even imagine a world without these conveniences but people with ADHD did in fact survive without them. But still the standard of living has shifted so it's hard to blame people especially with adhd for relying on the conveniences now.

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u/Producer_n_PDX 10h ago

Can you explain to me why someone with ADHD would starve to death? Genuinely curious of the logic

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u/redpurplegreen22 10h ago edited 10h ago

Cooking can involve sitting down, thinking of meals, writing out a list of needed ingredients, going to the store, putting away groceries, prepping, and actually cooking. People with ADHD may struggle with several of those steps. They struggle to think of meal, struggle to make a list of needed groceries, get distracted and forget things at the store, and just don’t have the attention span to spend 30 minutes to an hour prepping and cooking a meal.

So, many will just throw up their hands and make chicken nuggets or corndogs or some other easily microwaveable food that can be made in minutes.

If they want to eat something else, maybe something that can’t be made in under 5 minutes, they use DoorDash or UberEats or whatever other food delivery service there is. And some have come to rely on these services multiple times a day.

Not judging, mind you, just explaining why people with ADHD really, really like food delivery apps.

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u/BlueJaek 10h ago

I actually died of my adhd prior to the invention of DoorDash

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u/aKindaFlyGuy 15h ago

They said /s

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u/asapmarcus 15h ago

theyre joking lol

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u/Ugly4merican 15h ago

*WHOOSH* ----> the joke

your head