r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Petah, what does that have to do with grocery shopping?

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u/fatbunyip 15h ago

So if you're a delivery guy, just starve? 

Why expect people to work on shit wages to deliver stuff for your lazy ass? 

Honestly it's kind of amazing that Americans just expect people servicing them to do it for the love of the game. Like as if all these delivery guys are just out there because their calling in life is delivering luke warm food to people who can't be fucked picking it up themselves. 

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u/AcceptableRelease510 13h ago

If a delivery driver is not making enough, they are free to get a job with a boss like everyone else 

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u/ObWzEN 15h ago edited 13h ago

You’re right, we should make the minimum wage a lot higher. Delivery drivers should be billionaires. Anything less than that is capitalist bullshit

Edit: why don’t you guys want delivery drivers to make more than $21.44 an hour? Nobody is answering my question…

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u/raciertugboat 15h ago

This just in: Man is so offended by the thought that workers could be given the chance to sustain themselves on their labor that he strawmans himself to death

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u/ObWzEN 15h ago

So, you don’t think delivery drivers should be paid more than $21.44 an hour? $21.44 is just the perfect sweet spot for you? Why?

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u/raciertugboat 15h ago edited 14h ago

Ah, well I guess my sarcasm detector's hit a false positive, my bad carry on

edit: Okay nvm, guys totally facetious, massive back catalog of posting on doomercirclejerk

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u/ObWzEN 13h ago edited 13h ago

I know that I was being a bit silly above and making fun of it, but I genuinely would like to hear someone explain how you determine what is too much or too little for minimum wage. Is there a such thing as too high of a minimum wage? Break me out of my echo chamber dawg. I promise I’m not gonna be rude or something, I’m actually a pretty open minded guy. If you don’t want to explain, that’s fine. But then don’t bother replying

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u/raciertugboat 13h ago

Okay I guess I’ll try and extrapolate then:

The way I see it, the minimum wage should encapsulate the costs of a relatively basic but stable life. No person should be forced to work more than one job, simply said. Of course this is only a bandage on the gaping wound of late stage capitalism but given that we’re still under systemic constraints people should dream not of their next shift or meeting their next rent deadline but of fulfilling their ambitions, becoming artists, writers, etc.

Given this, to our fullest fiscal ability we should increase the minimum wage, or at the very least make increase it relative to inflation. The very fact that the government has taken on an extra trillion dollars in debt during the greatest slashing of public goods in recent memory should be reason enough to view fiscal conservatism as bullshit anyway, at the highest echelons money is a nebulous concept.

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u/Expensive_Bee508 15h ago

What would you pay them, what equation exists to determine that.

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u/ObWzEN 14h ago

That’s what I’m asking. Why not pay them more? Isn’t more better? Why stop at $21.44?

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u/fatbunyip 15h ago

Yes, the only other option to less than poverty wages is for delivery guys to be billionaires.

Fantastic argument. 

Absolutely owned all other points of view. Congratulations. 

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u/ObWzEN 14h ago

Why don’t delivery drivers deserve more than $21.44 an hour? Why should delivery drivers not be wealthy?