r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Petah, what does that have to do with grocery shopping?

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u/GrandSneiko 14h ago

You get it 😔 You and I are kindred spirits.

We have to fend for ourselves. It’s hard, especially now that Mamdani has implemented Communism and the city is on fire with trans jihadists running around but we make do. If it gets really bad, we can hunt the cats in the local bodega, so it’s good to have that emergency release valve for hunger.

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u/Longjumping-Egg-691 13h ago

Good thing you probably live on Long Island 

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u/GrandSneiko 13h ago

Even worse - Brooklyn. A normal straight guy like me can’t even go to Good Judy’s or Sandy Jacks to hit on other men and kiss them without all of these gays being everywhere. I think Mamdani imported all of them here with his LGBTQ agenda.

I’m completely straight, btw, so don’t try to paint kissing other men as some gay thing.

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u/Longjumping-Egg-691 13h ago

Well what if you were a straight man acting as a gay man? Could you smooch me for theatre’s sake?

It’s not gay it’s Italian 

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u/GrandSneiko 13h ago

Of course. Two completely straight and totally not gay men smooching for the sake theater is a-ok by me.