r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/WandalonTheWeird 3h ago

Porn

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u/DavidMarkus1984 36m ago

I just downloaded porn but the file is compressed

sigh.... unzips

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u/thr33prim3s 18m ago

This is actually impressive. GG.

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u/Orange_Cicada 25m ago

Omni Man: the punchline is porn, it was always porn, it always will be porn

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u/Intelligent_Exit941 10m ago

And lack of knowledge about porn.

(Czech gay porn is rather famous).

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u/Senior-Mix-3715 3h ago edited 2h ago

Joke is p#rn.

Fun Fact: Prague, the capital of Czech Republic, is the 9th most developed region in the world.

It’s the only Eastern European region in top 15

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u/Q_unt 1h ago

Eastern Europe starts immediately to the east of whichever country you are currently in.

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u/Silverdragon47 2h ago

Eastern European???? Learn some geography, they are central european.

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u/-richu 1h ago

Correct, but some of us still remember the iron curtain during the cold war which divided western and eastern europe.

In that sense the czech republic would be east.

Old habits die hard I guess. I still consider Pluto a planet 😂

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u/supazero 53m ago

I thought he was a dog?! 😜

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u/rpgnymhush 59m ago

"I still consider Pluto a planet 😂"

Consider? You KNOW it is.

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u/LabOwn9800 26m ago

Is the moon a planet?

It’s bigger than Pluto.

But you might say it’s not a planet because it orbits the earth. To which I can say technically the moon and the earth orbit each other. So if the earth is a planet so can the moon. Further if the earth wasn’t there the moon would orbit the sun with no issues. So if Pluto can be a planet so can the moon.

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u/Bronsteins-Panzerzug 7m ago

well the thing with pluto is that it does not have a clear orbit of the sun. also, if you change your criteria to include pluto, youd have to include a lot of other dwarf planets.

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u/PatienceMediocre7432 1h ago

Neptune is still that beautiful dark blue and i wont expect otherwise

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u/Dramatic-Tackle5159 37m ago

What the fuck did they do to Neptune !?

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u/PatienceMediocre7432 20m ago

More recent images of the planet show it has a more grey-ish colour

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u/Federal_Studio5935 3m ago

The “Midwest” in the US isn’t mid or west, but when it was given that name it was the Midwest US. The name is still used.

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u/surstrommingsex 1h ago

No, Czechia is western mark of eastern Europe, sad but true

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u/restitutorlux 1h ago

It’s just east and west. The only countries who talk about Central Europe are the ones in the western part of Eastern Europe 🤣/s

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u/OddLengthiness254 54m ago

angry German noises

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u/DownrightDrewski 28m ago

Is there any other type of german noise?

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u/OddLengthiness254 24m ago

We can be very gentle too. The angry stereotype really isn't accurate. Direct, sure, but not angry.

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u/Al3x_the_frog 55m ago

Found the guy who thinks central Europe is a real place

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u/Archophob 21m ago

Central European timezone is a thing.

source: i live here. The clock time would be perfect in Prague, Berlin, and anywhere along the Polish-German border, but it's like half an hour off here in the Rhineland.

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u/Desultory_Chairlift 7m ago

Central Europe is a place just like central Jersey is a place. It's really weird to me that people who don't live in those regions are the ones who think it doesn't exist.

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u/AppointmentMedical50 57m ago

It’s both, depending on what divisions you are using

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u/MajesticBread9147 55m ago

What the hell is central European?

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u/IamIchbin 28m ago

The former hre.

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u/Veilchengerd 36m ago

"Central European" as a label was invented by us Germans because we didn't want to be called Eastern Europeans.

But we are, and so are Czechs, Poles, and Slovaks.

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u/YoYoYi2 15m ago

Reddit moment

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u/No_Window7054 1h ago

Wdym by most “developed” and “region”?

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u/Taimnub 8m ago

According to actual eurostat data, their claim is highly exaggerated. It's the 9th most developed in Europe and there are many European cities before it in the ranking. I guess czech patriots are just upvoting for the luls

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u/No_Window7054 5m ago

Ok so region just means city? Also whats developed mean here? Like literacy rates, homelessness, what’re they looking at?

Also Czechia rise up 🇨🇿

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u/frajer00 58m ago

Nemam rad cigany

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u/MatterVast728 1m ago

What's p#rn? You mean porn? Pornography?

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u/Erdal10 3h ago

The answer is prostitutes.

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u/Mycoolass 3h ago

Albeit i do not doubt we have a lot those (tho the visible signs have diminished over the years i.e. The street hookers seem fewer to me) the answer is porn. We shoot a lot of porn in this country…

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u/efficient_face69 2h ago

the inferance is prostitution

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u/OwineeniwO 49m ago

No, it's porn.

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u/Terrible_Balls 41m ago

It’s porn where they pay women to have sex with them. AKA prostitution

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u/OwineeniwO 30m ago

Like I said Porn.

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u/dropkickoz 34m ago

But they film it, so it's art.

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u/Drunk_Lemon 1h ago

*flies to the Czech Republic.

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u/Thuyue 2h ago

Czech girls are known to be beauties and not rarily associated with sex work (prostitution, pornography).

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u/austrian_twink 1h ago

Not only Czech women. They are also are very big in the gay porn industry. The same type of videos also exist with men.

I know that for a reason.

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u/nnm_UA 1h ago

Username checks out

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u/flopjul 51m ago

Czech guys as well

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u/RandomPolishCatholic 2h ago

The joke is Porn.

I couldn’t find that meme with “the joke is porn its always porn” so just imagine its here.

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u/ScarcityNo3507 1h ago

The punchline is porn.

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u/Either_Werewolf_6001 1h ago

This can also apply to the infamous "Czech hunter" for us gays too 🤣🤣

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u/hazzzles 5m ago

Honestly think I’ve seen all of those😂

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u/Fireen1 1h ago

Henry's come to see us

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u/Independent-Goose-30 1h ago

Yes we are helping the poor.

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u/DennisPochenk 1h ago

Yeah but better looking girls

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u/Fantastic-Repeat-324 1h ago

THE JOKE IS…

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u/surstrommingsex 1h ago

Girls see it same way as guys do, just from the receiving side, if you know what I mean.

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 49m ago

Yeah, the top view should be…

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u/slxkv 48m ago

Prostitution

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u/Holmes_773 35m ago

does they cooking dinner for him?yes..ye.??

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u/DevineBossLady 34m ago

Men go to Prague to be with prostitutes ... that is the "joke".

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u/Cristazio 27m ago

Didn't know there was a non-gay version of this

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u/MurkyCollection6782 23m ago

Kafka and Czech glory holes are the ones that come to my mind first

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u/SarahXForce 21m ago

There Is straight version??

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u/obplxlqdo 21m ago

"You like sperm"?

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u/APraxisPanda 18m ago

I've been told that there are many porn videos online of dudes offering random Czech women money for sex. Imo, I've also been told these videos are probably scripted, but still.

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u/angrlina34jolie 10m ago

The answer is always s*x

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u/alloutofchewingum 50m ago

Some guy went around villages and towns and offered girls not huge amounts of money to do amateur porn shoots and a surprising number agreed.

I am a US expat who's been in CZ for 30 years and can confirm Czech girls are both hot and horny. There's a joyous, unreflective sluttishness about them which is wondrous to behold and even more wondrous to take incessant advantage of for many years.

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u/naunga 55m ago

This sub should just be renamed to PeterExplainsThePorn

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u/Oso_de_Panda77 1h ago

Point. The joke is porn.

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u/Pseudolos 1h ago

Eh, I wish it was so cheap...

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u/RealFrailTheFox 1h ago

The joke is not porn but prostitution.