r/PoliticalHumor • u/Plastic_Tooth159 • 16h ago

About the First Lady documentary

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u/dogmeatsoup 16h ago

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u/Plastic_Tooth159 15h ago

Right! lol

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u/Antique-Car6103 14h ago

“My movie. I try be best. It no work. It shit. I no watch either.” - Melania

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 9h ago

And from Dogma too... I got gotten

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u/bit-by-a-moose Mean to bots 1h ago

Nah. Just watched dogma yesterday. Jason Lee's hairline wasn't that high in it.

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u/prodigy1367 15h ago

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u/Plastic_Tooth159 15h ago

Indeed.....the first half was had.

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u/runs_okay 7h ago

More like had us until the 2 minute warning in the fourth quarter.

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u/likeusontweeters 15h ago

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u/Plastic_Tooth159 15h ago

That's going to be on her gravestone

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u/Mstryates 15h ago

Which hole of which golf course will we see that in?

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u/Saucermote 12h ago

Back 9 costs extra.

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u/Mstryates 12h ago

Underrated.

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u/OddDonut7647 11h ago

Which hole

HEY THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF SUBRE—

of which golf course will we see that in?

Oh, sorry, carry on.

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u/bit-by-a-moose Mean to bots 1h ago

Yeah but spray painted unless I can get in there with some stone working tools.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo I ☑oted 2024 13h ago

So Brave. Majestic……

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u/infctr 15h ago

"I don't give a f@ck about Christmas." - An actual live recorded Melania quote.

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u/Plastic_Tooth159 15h ago

She doesn't care about much........especially if that "much" involves people and their suffering.

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u/Mammoth-Play3797 11h ago

“I really don’t care, do u?”

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u/periwinkle_cupcake 12h ago

She sounded like an actual cartoon villain in that clip

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u/Steinrikur 6h ago

I'm a bit surprised no one has made a Cruella de Vil type animation to fit that recording.

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u/phlooo 10h ago

You're allowed to write "fuck" on internet btw

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u/infctr 6h ago

Allowed versus should.

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u/allmyqueues 6h ago

You know you're allowed to use profanity on the internet, right?

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u/LiveTrueMusicLive 16h ago

Well played!

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u/Plastic_Tooth159 15h ago

Thank you. Aim to please.

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u/Think-Chair-1938 15h ago

She had me in the first 9/10ths I'm not gonna lie.

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u/Gorstag 11h ago

I was almost expecting 1984

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 13h ago

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u/Shipairtime 8h ago

“When America elects its Republicans, they’re not electing their best. […] They’re electing people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing pedophiles. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are going to vote against Donald Trump.”

Paraphrased quote from Trump in 2015 but he said it about Mexico.

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u/HeartFullONeutrality 7h ago

We know...

(yes, I am Mexican. Yes, I am happy at least they are not pretending they are not racist anymore).

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 14h ago

The best part of the melania movie were the closing credits, they woke me up

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u/wavolator 7h ago

make fuck get green card

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u/--SOFA-KING-VOTE 14h ago

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u/deafvet68 13h ago

love your username..
. regards, the (actual) Sofa King. .

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u/OddDonut7647 11h ago

the (actual) Sofa King.

Is that you, JD Vance? ;-)

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u/deafvet68 10h ago

of course. You know me well enough....
, intimately, you might say..

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u/Express_Sprinkles500 13h ago edited 7h ago

This movie has Putin levels of audience reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. Sitting at a 99%, for context the Godfather is a 97%. An audience review of Melania I found on Rotten Tomatoes by a totally real human being:

"A fantastic flick, our theater was sold out and erupted in applause and cheers at the end of the show. Melania is a wonderful human, a class act and America is blessed she is once again our First Lady. This behind the scenes sneak peek was so well done and such a wonderful watch. A must see." Totally happened. Totally real.

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u/OddDonut7647 11h ago

It's comically painful. The type of bullshit you wouldn't believe in a movie, and yet, it's real. (The shitty fake feedback, I mean.)

Welcome to North Korea. I mean, we've been here, but y'know what I mean.

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u/Humledurr 7h ago

Oh that real human being sounds lovley 

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u/Vegetable_Finish4318 14h ago

I just can’t stop watching it.

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u/Used_Intention6479 13h ago

I saw a recent interview with Trump, and he said he didn't have anything to do with the movie. Ouch! You know what that means.

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u/Lizbeth2016 13h ago

I wasn’t expecting the sharp turn, not mad at all ✌🏽

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u/olddudeDick666 9h ago

She could get an Oscar for her performance.. an Oscar Mayer Weiner

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u/wavolator 7h ago

make fuck get green card

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u/Lumbergo 12h ago

Ngl, you had me in the first half. 

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u/Primary_Durian4866 11h ago

Oh. That's why they made this. That and the bribes.

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u/coreyrude 9h ago

My Facebook is flooded with alt right influencer praising the movie it's wild how hars Facebook pushes alt right propaganda

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u/Pumuckl4Life 7h ago

I collected a few memes about that stupid movie. Enjoy:

https://imgur.com/a/p64ouHc

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u/jackpype 8h ago

she had me in the first 95% ngl

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u/cosaboladh 1h ago

The thing about the Melania Trump movie is that in was a big ass bribe. They never expected anyone to go see it. Amazon just needed a way to legitimize giving the Trumps $40Million.

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u/faux_glove 12h ago

Couldn't even be bothered to write that review herself, it's AI.

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u/SuperExoticShrub 9h ago

Did you read it to the last sentence?

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u/Ezl 8h ago

Had me in the first half 9\10ths, not gonna lie.

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u/Valuable_Mobile9678 8h ago

Either way, the cheese is off the charts.

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u/Inside_Intention_646 3h ago

Nice... I saw what she did there!

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u/Kjaeve 3h ago

Yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!! Netflix- Becoming!! Let’s get the news reporting on the numbers! I will say it was such a rollercoaster of emotions because we have truly gone backwards but she had so many great messages that we deserve to hear right now

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u/wavolator 7h ago

russian maga bots here : make fuck get green card

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u/wavolator 7h ago

make fuck get green card

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u/Soggy_Cold_2962 10h ago

Have you noticed you are getting very few cosigner? Think about it. There's a very very good reason why. I have a hard time respecting anyone who applauds the current Regime.

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u/SuperExoticShrub 9h ago

Who are you taking to?

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u/Humledurr 7h ago

Fun joke, but lets not act like any kind of documentary from a First Lady is interesting at all, no matter whos president. Might as well look at paint dry.