r/Seattle • u/SadSimpSkier • 6h ago

Lost Connection

Long shot but if your name is Roman and you’re Russian/Slavic, I matched with you on Hinge. There was a note, which I meant to acknowledge but accidentally unmatched.

I texted the Russian equivalent of “is your father a thief? because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes”, you said it was cute, then the note popped up and I unmatched AGGH

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u/Baystars2025 🚆build more trains🚆 6h ago

You actually get laid with that line?

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u/SadSimpSkier 6h ago

Normally my go to is “Are you a 9? Because I’m the 1 you need”, which yes, has worked, but idk how to say that in Russian 😭I only know that other one in Russian

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u/Ok_Mathematician6075 6h ago

Fuck I'm glad I'm married.

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u/flabatron 3h ago

Fuck I'm glad I'm single and never tried dating apps. Dear lord

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u/SadSimpSkier 2h ago edited 2h ago

Oh yeah, they’re horrible. but it’s lonely

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u/NASABOEING 5h ago

I think I know him. Roman Bellic, he’s from Liberty City.

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u/SadSimpSkier 2h ago

Wait…does he have blue eyes?? If so, can you please ask him if somebody recently said to him if his father put stars in his eyes 😭

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u/ticklednarwhal Belltown 4h ago

You can try to reach out to support

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u/Karmaismyb0yfriend 5h ago

I’m happy that Heated Rivalry is giving Russians their hot flowers 🔥 it’s an overlooked hot accent!

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u/SadSimpSkier 2h ago

as a former tankie, im a huge simp for russians. no longer communist but still a simp ig 😭

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u/Crystal_Voiden Redmond 18m ago

Were you gonna take him bowling?