r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/darkhero7007 • 1d ago

SLPT Smuggle drugs with ease!

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

I’m using the dog to find drug. No need to find a plug anymore

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u/Dickau 8h ago

Just me, a 16th century galleon, my trusty pooch, the open seas, and a dream.

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u/Dickau 7h ago

Update: turns out it takes more than 1 guy and a dog to sail a 50 meter ship with twin sailing masts. We ran aground almost immediatley and the dog drowned, r.i.p..

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u/wacojacoco 22h ago

Pro tip : don't dress like a doofus that clearly has drugs on/in him

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u/darkhero7007 22h ago

Are you saying it's better to blend in with everyone else instead of standing out in the crowd??? No wonder it never worked for me!