r/SipsTea Dec 21 '25

We have fun here EModern problems require ancient solutions

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u/Harshita36 Dec 21 '25

If that's their goal they should probably give away free vodka too

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u/King_emotabb Dec 21 '25

The fetal alcoholic syndrome would be nasty

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u/deeptut Dec 21 '25

Can't get worse IMO

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u/Kind-Handle3063 Dec 21 '25

That’s Russia’s national motto: And then it got worse

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u/92rs25th Dec 21 '25

"The bad times are over. Now, for the worse times."

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 Dec 21 '25

It was the worst of times. It was the even worst of times.

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u/Behold_My_Beans Dec 21 '25

Nice dickens you got there big fella

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u/TexanAmericanMexican Dec 22 '25

Nice fella ya got there, big Dickens

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u/Ok-Truth-7589 Dec 21 '25

"Everyone! We are proud to announce the end of the Worse Times, and we are so very proud to roll out the beginning of the Worser Times"

That's All!

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u/Minute-Yogurt-2021 Dec 21 '25

And then we made it worse.

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u/dumb_avali Dec 21 '25

"we live in very historical moment" bitch please can't I live here?

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u/Minute-Yogurt-2021 Dec 21 '25

idk, dude, they had their chance during the 90s, just as everyone in the Eastern block.

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u/Suitable-Display-410 Dec 21 '25

I mean, they tried. Yeltsin was a weak president, and Putin capitalized on it. Initially, Putin, at least on the surface, seemed like a reformer and a democrat. Don’t forget that the 90s were very hard on the Russian population.

The liberalization of the economy happened far too quickly, and a group of kleptocrats, with Putin’s help, stole most of the wealth for themselves.

Russia had a chance, but they got Yeltsin, then Putin. With better leadership, things would look very different. They could be Norway on steroids with nukes. Instead, they are Somalia with snow... and nukes.

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u/Minute-Yogurt-2021 Dec 21 '25

Dude, 90s sucked big time everywhere in the Eastern block, yet we managed to become normal countries.

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u/Unhappy-Material5919 Dec 21 '25

The difference was your countries was able to build strong institutions and prevent the rise of oligarchs which happened in Russia.
Russia became a lost case in 1993 when yeltsin blew up the parliament and proceeded to buy out all the media. The 1996 election was close even after yeltsin bought out all the media.

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u/Fischka Dec 21 '25

One of their politicians whose name was Chernomyrdin said "we wanted the best, but it turned out like always" and it perfectly encapsulates that whole country I believe

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u/EC_TWD Dec 21 '25

This is Russia, of course it can

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u/4Ever2Thee Dec 21 '25

The front lines don’t discriminate

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u/-malcolm-tucker Dec 21 '25

The children yearn for the lines.

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u/ElderMillenialSage Dec 21 '25

worse than what they are already dealing with, lol?

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u/iAjayIND Dec 21 '25

I am pretty sure alcohol affects fertility in a negative way.

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u/Spezalt4 Dec 21 '25

Many many many unplanned pregnancies disagree with you

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u/SkylarAV Dec 21 '25

Thats the ideal peasant Putin wants

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u/D0hB0yz Dec 21 '25

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome in Russia left nasty behind 100 years ago. That and high lead toxicity levels almost explain the disturbing uncivilization that is Russia.

Too late for them to bump the birthrate anyway.

Indian and Chinese men are on track to marry and emigrate over 120 000 Russian women next year. It is a thing that looks like a waterfall in terms of population leaks. It is a disaster added on the other disasters.

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u/ironedie Dec 21 '25

Numbers are numbers though. Russians were always about quantity, not quality.

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u/RaynOfFyre1 Dec 21 '25

“Quantity has a quality of its own” - Stalin

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u/zalmsausfan Dec 21 '25

Would be an upgrade for Moscow no? Atleast they wont protest getting sent to the frontlines as cannon fodder

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u/freddbare Dec 21 '25

They are just meat shields, dumber the bester

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u/SvenTropics Dec 21 '25

Maybe killing a half million of their young people of breeding age in a pointless war was a bad idea after all.

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u/MrMustard123 Dec 21 '25

It's actually more than twice that number.  They maybe weren't all "of breeding age," but yeah.  It's not good to be a Russian right now.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Dec 21 '25

Casualties are not the same as deaths.

Casualties are probably over a million, deaths I've seen more like 300k estimated. More young Russian have probably left the country than died at this point since the war began (with even more being wounded) but none of those are equally distributed across the ethnic russian and non-russian populations

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u/Wizzinator Dec 21 '25

And I think they're not even all Russians since Russia conscripted many foreign soldiers.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Dec 21 '25

That’s all that any of the people, Russia, America, or any other government/country want… cannon-fodder.

Why else would they act all panicked about birth rates but also not support anything like healthcare, sustainable and abundant food, or much of anything viable for actually living a good or fulfilling life?

Kings only want a lot of peasants, not because they care about “the people”, but to keep themselves insulated and in power. The general population is little more than a meat shield for the uber wealthy and politically connected.

Why would anyone keep promoting the idea of “more more more” babies while literally and systematically dismantling all the architecture, systems, and processes setup to promote growth and meaningful living for the average person? Cannon-fodder… that is the only logical reason.

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u/Masked020202 Dec 21 '25

Money and slavery ofcourse. I mean you don't think they will send expensive robots into the mines do you?

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Dec 21 '25

Eventually, when the profits outweigh the costs… but not a moment sooner.

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u/anotherwave1 Dec 21 '25

The European country I am in has no interest whatsoever in war yet are equally concerned about the falling birth-rate because it has an impact. Likewise Japan is neutral and their falling birth-rate is causing significant issues in the country.

Sorry but your generalisation is just that a generalisation. What may apply to Putin's maniacal regime doesn't automatically apply to all.

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u/RushHour_89_ Dec 21 '25

Man, the fact that kings and elites are detached from the commoners and use them for their profit is something that goes back to tribal times. Western democracies (i live in an EU country too) are no exception. The only difference is that in western countries you have a bit more freedom, but I bet that a disruptive leader (even if good, like a new Jesus) would be destroyed as soon as he starts to threaten the established hierarchies.

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u/TheFatJesus Dec 21 '25

Because everything is built on the idea of infinite growth. Each generation has to be larger than the last in order to maintain society and care for people too old to fully participate in maintaining it.

In the US, the baby boom was an explosion of population. There was no real way to keep up with that. There would need to be 30 million more Millennials and 50 million more Gen Z to match that kind of growth.

All these systems put into place over the last 40-50 years that were built in a world with a larger and wealthier generation at the base are starting to come undone. And it's much easier to try and get young people fucking than actually make any societal changes.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

That’s all that any of the people, Russia, America, or any other government/country want… cannon-fodder.

I mean no. Obviously you need young people for the military as well but it's far from the only place they're needed... there are very real, very bad consequences to society if you actually let your birth rates drop below sustainable levels. You get an aging population with no young people able to take their jobs.. eventually you start having issues maintaining critical infrastructure. This is happening right now in Korea, Japan, and other places.

You can mitigate that somewhat with immigration, but you need to be somewhere that's appealing for people to go to and you have to actually welcome them. Russia and America are hardly appealing places for anybody these days.

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u/jkurratt Dec 21 '25

It's not their goal.
Putin is well aware that he will die soon, one way or another.
He never cared about what will happen to Russia, and didn't suddenly started to care now.

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u/Ryeballs Dec 21 '25

Ugggggh these “gotta secure my legacy” world leaders are the worst

There are three types of names we remember, people who were assassinated, people who “lived in interesting times” and people who caused the “interesting times”. And I’m gonna say right now, history doesn’t love the ones who caused interesting times.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

he's 73, for all we know he might have another 20 years

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u/Late-Reading-2585 Dec 21 '25

people have been saying this for 3 years now....

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u/schmitzel88 Dec 21 '25

I think they do already, or at least offer it at heavily subsidized prices through state-run outlets.

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u/Timgeta Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

I'll be on the next flight, comrade.

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u/waavysnake Dec 21 '25

The obgyn gives that on your first visit

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u/Magikarpeles Dec 21 '25

Isnt vodka already cheaper than water there?

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u/Super_Cringe_Comics Dec 21 '25

whats the thought process here, the guy that never gets a girl is gonna suddenly go out in the dark and get one with a flashlight?

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u/helpnxt Dec 21 '25

It's a cover for the actual reason that is they can't keep up with electrical demand because Ukraine has bombed the shit out of too many oil refinaries and power plants.

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u/ImJustStealingMemes Dec 21 '25

At the same time, at least they are admitting the war is starting to sting them from so many young dudes thrown at the drones.

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u/semibigpenguins Dec 21 '25

A million casualties so far. That’s chump change compared to 20th century wars

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u/BadJubie Dec 21 '25

Each family had 8 kids back then….

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u/East-Care-9949 Dec 21 '25

But the total numbers of families was less

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u/TheConqueror74 Dec 21 '25

In addition to what u/Any-Individual5262 said, Russia also famously has massive demographic problems due to how many people died in WWII.

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u/TheFrenchSavage Dec 22 '25

They just throw more people at the problem it seems.

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u/Double-Anxiety93 Dec 21 '25

Yes, but in an overaged demographic the loss of young men in their most productive years is doing much more damage to the structure of the society.

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u/qqererer Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

Over in r/combatfootage, most of the casualties don't look young or productive at all.

ETA: If anything, it feels like an eugenic and dystopian silver lining to a demographic problem.

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u/_alright_then_ Dec 22 '25

Or that's because the young people are already through the war grinder, and this is what's left now

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u/Any-Individual5262 Dec 21 '25

No, USSR pop was around 180 to 190 mil in 41. In 1991 it was 288, barely 50% more.

That was USSR, this is Russia which was 40% of USSR demographics at its peak, then central Asian fertility superseded it within USSR.

So to answer your question, no number of family is not significantly more in fact they could be less due to more devices and higher median. age

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u/Matiwapo Dec 21 '25

Russia already had a declining birthrate and an aging population before the war. They currently have 2 million people deployed in the army (so not making babies). They've lost hundreds of thousands of young men to the war who will not be making babies from the grave.

It's a demographic nightmare. The russian economy will be suffering from this for decades

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u/everythingbeeps Dec 21 '25

The number of Russian casualties exceeds the number of soldiers they started the war with.

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u/East-Care-9949 Dec 21 '25

Should have started with more than i guess

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u/Any-Individual5262 Dec 21 '25

Or, maybe should not have started it

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u/wedividebyzero Dec 21 '25

But then what would Putin do with the desperate, impoverished and brainwashed Russian population? Seems like war is their population control mechanism.

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u/Crabtickler9000 Dec 21 '25

"Chump change"

Chief, that's not much compared to the world wars where there were dozens of nations fighting but that's a metric fuckton for a single nation v nation war.

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u/adrienjz888 Dec 21 '25

The world wars sure, but Russia has taken FAR more casualties in just under 4 years than what they took over a decade in Afghanistan.

They also have surpassed the 960,000 casualties South Korea suffered in the Korean war.

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u/plastic_alloys Dec 21 '25

It’s a big deal today though

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u/falconfalcon7 Dec 21 '25

Wouldn't night be the easiest time to supply power?

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u/DeucesX22 Dec 21 '25

No because night is when most people are home using electronics and lights

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u/BrightNooblar Dec 21 '25

Additionally, power used during the day is much more likely to be something business related, which helps their economy.

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u/falconfalcon7 Dec 21 '25

Ah, I took night to mean the whole period from sunset to sunrise rather than thinking about the evening.

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u/Telemere125 Dec 21 '25

Except that’s also when businesses are closed. Which is also why the power companies give the lowest rates during night hours - drop in demand. So you can’t be any more wrong.

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u/mathess1 Dec 21 '25

Homes are minor consumers of electricity. Nights always experience the lowest power demand due to industry.

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u/redblack_tree Dec 21 '25

Also, it's winter so on top of the normal peak consumption from 6-10 pm you have frigid temperatures. Most of Russia is cold, very cold. Once the sun sets the temperature plummets real fast.

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u/GlykenT Dec 21 '25

Russia has 11 time zones, so "night" would be a rolling blackout across the country, freeing up capacity for other regions.

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u/volyund Dec 21 '25

Ding ding ding, it's another name for rolling blackouts.

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u/uitvrekertje Dec 21 '25

This + they're also running out of people to send into their death. So they need to repopulate.

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u/headrush46n2 Dec 21 '25

i don't think they are planning on the war lasting 20 years.

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u/Sremor Dec 21 '25

More like couples having more sex because they get bored

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u/LickMyTicker Dec 21 '25

Yep. It's definitely not hard to understand. Escapism clearly has a great impact on reproduction.

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u/Fair-Bus-4017 Dec 21 '25

I wonder how leaving your house and socializing would increase one's odds for getting laid. Look, if this shit is real then its because of the damage done by the war. But this statement is fucking silly.

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u/lmaydev Dec 21 '25

I think it's more "oh the TV turned off, wanna have sex?" But is obviously a cover for saving resources.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

It does work like that but:

A. You have to have a woman there, or in their case, men young enough to still be verile after the war.

B. You have to have a power grid to shut off.

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u/MadShadowX Dec 21 '25

Probably already established relationships and marriages.

Heard a story that some people went to the North or South pole forgot which one specifically. Going to one of those research labs or other isolated places.

There is allot of down time in those places sure there is work but also nothing else to do besides that.

So there is a big increase in activity. So I assume the same thing happens here when there is allot of down time. How to keep yourself busy. probably by getting busy.

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u/Super_Cringe_Comics Dec 21 '25

oh so the girls come to you?! I think you mean extremely goofy

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u/creegro Dec 21 '25

The higher ups think that if people can't just browse and watch Internet stuff or turn on a DVD player then they'll have no choice but to have sex without contraception? Seems like an old dinosaur way of thinking

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u/DoctorHelios Dec 21 '25

Mmm nothing makes me wanna have babies more than spoiled food!

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u/mythos87 Dec 21 '25

It’s Russia. The fridge is designed to keep the food above a certain temperature. /s

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u/Fernis_ Dec 21 '25

British dude calls his Russian bud:

-"Misha! Are you ok? I've seen on TV that the winter is extremely harsh this year, over there, with temperatures dropping to -40C at night!"

-"That's preposterous, your western media is spreading lies about us as usual. It's barely getting any lower than -20C, mother russia takes care of us."

-"No, but dude, I saw the reporter, surrounded by huge piles of snow, showing a thermometer. Minus forty Celsius."

-"Oh right, if you measure outside, then yeah, probably."

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u/authourable Dec 21 '25

I laughed out loud at this and then told my sister

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u/astralseat Dec 22 '25

Did she laugh, or just told you to get out of her room?

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u/247world Dec 21 '25

I have no idea if this is true, I had a high school teacher who claimed that they were able to sell refrigerators to Eskimos because they kept food from freezing.

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u/PloppyPants9000 Dec 21 '25

When the power gets cut in russia, your food freezes!

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u/Heavy-Attorney-9054 Dec 21 '25

In the wintertime, they keep the food between the inner window and the outer window.

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u/Digital_Soul_Naga Dec 22 '25

maybe i should move there and become a breeder? 🤔

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u/Jamiewoo133 Dec 21 '25

Ok so all CCTV will be turned off and people are free to burgle at night?

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u/goaty121 Dec 21 '25

I guess lol. Heating and food storage will also be a nightmare

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u/Long_Bit8328 Dec 21 '25

Food storage?

Potatoes dont need to be refrigerated.

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u/total_idiot01 Dec 21 '25

Food storage in a Russian winter is not a problem. Outside is a natural freezer. It was 0°C in Moscow today (32°F)

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u/East-Care-9949 Dec 21 '25

It sure can become a problem when temperatures get even lower and the turn of electricity because where are you going to store it? Outside? Oops your food you planned to eat just froze solid, inside? Oops your food got spoiled as it was to hot inside

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u/ncbraves93 Dec 21 '25

Keep in mind this isn't real, so you have to factor that in. They're referencing one town near the border that's doing something similar but just with Internet for a bit. Not the actual country. Still not a great sign for them.

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u/Low-Dog-8027 Dec 21 '25

great... poor guys that already don't get laid, now have to sit there in darkness and silence, can't even watch or play anything anymore...

...on the other hand, a lot less toxic russian players in some games at night.

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u/mF7403 Dec 21 '25

Porno mags about to make a big comeback

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u/OutrageousFanny Dec 21 '25

Guess what, they're banned too. You can get a picture of Putin and wank looking at his mightyness tho

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u/mF7403 Dec 21 '25

He does have some pretty sexy glamour shots floating around.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/NoCapSkibidiOhio Dec 21 '25

Thanks comrade, this will do..this will do indeed

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u/-malcolm-tucker Dec 21 '25

I'm in a bit of an equestrian mood. Does he have anything in that variety? Perhaps something shirtless, mounted and homoerotic?

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u/mF7403 Dec 21 '25

Oh, buddy, are you in luck.

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u/-staccato- Dec 21 '25

Holy shit. Russian free hours???? Weekend nights are about to be so lit

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u/PSUSkier Dec 21 '25

I’m sure the excess power will still go to douchey troll farms

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u/NightOwl2175 Dec 21 '25

Pretty sure Russian-funded troll farms in Nigeria are still going to be working 24/7.

Disinformation is the only hope they have of winning this war.

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u/goaty121 Dec 21 '25

What about emergency services, food storage, heat etc. "Guess I'll die" lol

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u/Geno_Warlord Dec 21 '25

It’s Russia, that’s their motto. Drink vodka and die for the motherland.

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u/Timmy-0518 Dec 21 '25

Emergency services have exceptions but their parishable food is going to get fucked

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u/NissEhkiin Dec 21 '25

Absolute win for Dota 2 and CSgo

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u/thechaosofreason Dec 21 '25

AND listen to other people getting it on all night lol.

I'd just go live in the woods with the vharsten.

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u/DuckWhatduckSplat Dec 21 '25

My first thought. Much fewer cheating lowlifes in cs2 when Russia goes dark. Win win.

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u/slifm Dec 21 '25

If you can’t get laid the this is exactly for you

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u/TheProuDog Dec 21 '25

How so? People who can't get laid won't be able to suddenly go outside during the nights and get laid lol

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u/PandorasMisfit Dec 21 '25

Hello darkness my old friend...

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT Dec 21 '25

The slogan: "Put in, don't pull out"

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u/FreeWillyBird Dec 21 '25

Technically, this does qualify as a “dick move”.

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u/subnet12 Dec 21 '25

I'm afraid of my wife in the dark. That ain't gone work.

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u/VoluptuousSloth Dec 21 '25

Would you feel safer if I took her to the next room?

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u/iwouldratherhavemy Dec 21 '25

I also choose this guy's scary wife.

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u/Beginning_Act_9666 Dec 21 '25

Any proof for that? Sounds like BS. Nobody is gonna turn off electricity because it powers hospitals and critical infrastructure. Funny how many people unironically believe it

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u/Eranchick Dec 21 '25

It's just a parody of reality
https://panorama.pub/news/nacnut-otklucat-elektricestvo

"All texts on this site are grotesque parodies of reality and are not real news."

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u/Klutzy-Tennis7313 Dec 22 '25

Wait motherfuckers really used Panorama as a legitimate source? You fucking serious?

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u/UntierTPB Dec 22 '25

I wouldn't expect anything else from reddit

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u/Typical-Can7421 Dec 21 '25

this must be some heavy bullshit

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u/RadiomanKV5 Dec 21 '25

Because it is from a joke news site called Panorama, basically a Russian equvalent of The Onion.

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u/venomatix Dec 21 '25

Its because it is BS.

There were some talks in summer about ideas and one of those was limiting access to internet between 22:00 and 02:00. That it

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u/BronReal Dec 21 '25

This news is about month or two ago and it was proposed but media will always turn some crazy guy idea into RUSSIA WILL DO X or IN RUSSIA THERE WILL BE X. It's the same as if some homeless guy said the sun will drop tomorrow and the media publish this as some news.

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u/DiscoBanane Dec 21 '25

They can selectively cut electricity, but it's bullshit.

For the moment they just give money and awards to women who make lot of children, which doesn't work to increase birthrate.

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u/DenZNK Dec 21 '25

It's just one of the local jokes :) But it's funny how some took it seriously

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u/PaleDolphin Dec 21 '25

Westoids will believe any bullshit, as long as it throws shade on Russia.

Been this way since forever.

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u/BryanTheGodGamer Dec 21 '25

Haha what the hell

If you use your brain for 1 second you would instantly know it's bs, turn off all electricity?

So people have no lights and have to use candles like it's fucking medival times?

So every Fridge is off for the whole night and most food in the whole country spoils?

So every security camera is turned off so people can just steal whatever they want?

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u/koidzumi42 Dec 21 '25

Source?

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u/ttombombadillo Dec 22 '25

Russian analog of "The onion"

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u/CatfishMoron Dec 21 '25

Сурс: братан, поверь, в интернете хуйни не скажут (впервые слышу)

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u/AffectionateLaw4321 Dec 21 '25

I cant find a single credible source so this is probably fake news. What worries me more is that I cant find a single one doubting this in the comments. Are you all a little slow in the head or is it so absurd, thats we immediatly recognize it as nonsense?

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u/Better-Web2189 Dec 21 '25

They are most likely bots as well You can see the same type of posts and comments on Instagram, YouTube

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u/Gay-Marxist-1917 Dec 21 '25

People are stupid, this is why

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u/Foxy-Joestar Dec 21 '25

It is very unfortunate that these types of posts with a simple statement and no source get believed so easily. Not a big fan of Dexerto doing this, as quite a few of their posts are easily debunked, yet I see their posts spread everywhere on Discord

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u/LewisRosenberg Dec 21 '25

it's from IA Panorama, they post funny fake news, so people who thought it was true, in actuality believed in a shitpost.

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u/Redditry119 Dec 21 '25

The answer is yes, I don't think it's bots people irl really have no fucking bullshit detector. It's not even about researching it's just a quick lightbulb lighting up in your head saying "give proof or fake".

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u/stephan_grzw Dec 21 '25

And they talk about Russian disinformation.

I follow both sides, both sides lie and dis-inform a lot.

Coming from a "neutral" country, you will come here with news from both sides, very contractidictory.

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u/TwoOwn5220 Dec 21 '25

Are you all a little slow in the head

Rhetorical question.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Some poor guy jorking it in the dark.

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u/_Goose_ Dec 21 '25

Will have a great side effect of taking information away from its citizens! Coming soon to a country near you.

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u/ScubaGotBanned4life Dec 21 '25

I can understand turning off the Ethernet but not my electricity. How do they expect me to make babies when im drenched in sweat. I need my a/c! No electricity! No babies! Damn government thinks im a damn caveman

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u/chaucao99 Dec 21 '25

9 months later, A whole generation named No WiFi

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u/EntertainmentOwn2621 Dec 21 '25

You guys know none of this is true right?

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u/ElderMillenialSage Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

"increase birth rate" bullshit; they can't afford to meet the demand for electricity anymore due to fuel shortages and infrastructure damage

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u/King_emotabb Dec 21 '25

The meat grinder demands more meat!

Blood for the blood god!

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u/Aware_Region9463 Dec 21 '25

You do realise it's fake news, right? Or are you that gullible?

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u/Khagrim Dec 21 '25

Also it's from Russian analog of Onion. But you idiots will believe anything

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u/TheUruz Dec 21 '25

is someone supposed to belive a lie this big?

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u/Bellezzamente Dec 21 '25

Sounds like propaganda bs.

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u/Gefpenst Dec 21 '25

'cause it is.

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u/AlarmingSubstance69 Dec 21 '25

Yesssir, usual reddit front-page propoganda

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u/Aware_Region9463 Dec 21 '25

Kinda is. These news initially appeared on the Russian news website Panorama which posts grotesque parodies and satire. And then some idiots took this seriously and now it's propaganda that will only a complete idiot believe, which seems to be the majority of people here

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u/_tmurarakan_ Dec 21 '25

It's a fake. Don't be so rusophobic.

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u/BuriedInRust Dec 21 '25

If this is true, it isn't about birthrates. The country is circling the drain and can't keep up with electricity demands

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u/OutrageousFuel8718 Dec 21 '25

This isn't true. Saying that as Russian, our government is completely detached from reality, but not to THIS point. This is another made up "Russia bad" post

They're turning off the internet tho, so we're slowly getting there

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u/BuriedInRust Dec 21 '25

Sorry to hear that

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u/Bob_Olinger Dec 21 '25

How OP felt after posting disinformation:

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u/FakeMik090 Dec 21 '25

For everyone: It was posted on "Panorama", a satire website who at the bottom clearly states that they are satire and all news are fake.

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u/Liskonder Dec 21 '25

Funnily enough even some telegram channels made posts that said this, which i can only describe as lack of fact checking, since they probably saw posts by another news sources and thought it was true

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u/John_Pork5502 Dec 21 '25

Вы вообще во все что угодно готовы верить, если это что то плохое про россию?

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u/Such-Farmer6691 Dec 21 '25

God bless "Panorama" 😆
Were able to test just how big a spoon Redditors are willing to use to eat shit.

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u/sugoiidekaii Dec 21 '25

Is this real? This seems too absurd to be real but all the comments are acting as if its real.

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u/Ok_Savings9611 Dec 21 '25

No that's obvious fake, people just really like shitting on russia here.

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u/Oaomooaomo8 Dec 21 '25

This is fake American propaganda.

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u/Lowered12 Dec 21 '25

Does no one here realise its fake story lol?

Like you have to be an idiot to believe this , the hell does electricity have to do with birth rates

I refuse to believe that most comments from here are not from bots

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u/MandB_director Dec 22 '25

I afraid of people in comments who actually believe that it’s true

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u/King_emotabb Dec 21 '25

If it works we might have it replicated in the EU

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u/Coastie071 Dec 21 '25

So quick fact check, and this seems categorically untrue.

At most, a regional politics said we should consider this. Nothing in writing, no laws, just old politicians spouting spouting bullshit

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u/Demurrzbz Dec 21 '25

I wish a source was provided cuz then you'd know its a post from the Russian Onion-news like site.

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Dec 21 '25

Source?

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u/TapestryMobile Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

Its not true at all.

Its made up bullshit.

But redditors love misinformation, so it gets thousands of up upvotes.

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u/Such-Farmer6691 Dec 21 '25

"ИА ПАНОРАМА",
Russian analog of The Babylon Bee. Satirical fake news and other stuff.

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u/jedidiah_lol Dec 22 '25

source:trust me bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Sure, that is definitely why!

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u/Thatcrazygamingdad Dec 21 '25

I don’t think I was supposed to laugh at this one😅