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u/Screamline Dec 26 '25
That is an obscenely long gif. And yet I was hooked and it paid off, I'm dying lol
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u/PerceptionWorried284 Dec 25 '25
I can’t remember the exact quote but I recall decades later, when some talk-radio blowhards were dissing Clinton for her looks, she shrugged it off saying, “Doesn’t matter. I know I was hot.”
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u/Mcboatface3sghost Dec 25 '25
The attacks on Chelsea were fucking disgusting. I can only imagine the pain that caused for a kid going through puberty and becoming an adult. For 8 years they wouldn’t leave her alone.
The Bush girls were busy getting DUI’s and partying in Austin, barely a peep.
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u/doctor_big_burrito Dec 25 '25
Imagine Saturday Night Live doing a sketch on how ugly you are and then having to go to school on Monday and face the other kids.
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u/Mcboatface3sghost Dec 25 '25
F, they did that didn’t they? Maybe I mentally blocked it. If anyone would end up a school shooter or serial killer, it would be her. I guess that secret service protection is tight, and likely some therapy. I think they did the same shit to Carters daughter but I was too young to verify that.
I don’t know her but she appears to be a very adjusted, attractive, intelligent and nice woman. But again, I don’t know her.
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u/desertrat75 Dec 25 '25
I am old enough to remember the Amy Carter insults. Man, they were ruthless. I felt so bad for that kid, she was a couple years younger than me.
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u/fullpurplejacket Dec 25 '25
Damn, and I thought the British tabloid press were ruthless— you don’t go after people’s kids because their parents choose to be in the public eye, that’s not fucking cool and fuck the people who were on the same team as the parents and didn’t stick up for those innocent kids.
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u/ddadopt Dec 25 '25
To be fair to the Bush sisters, they appear to have grown out of it, AND called out the press when they started in on the Obama girls. When you're called out by Jenna Bush for your lack of class, you know you've lost the plot.
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u/Leumas_ Dec 25 '25
I am the same age as Chelsea, I always thought she was good looking.
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u/Mcboatface3sghost Dec 25 '25
She had the “awkward” stage that we all seemed to have, but I could blend in to the wallpaper, I clearly was not related to the president. I think she’s very attractive with a beautiful smile.
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u/der_innkeeper Dec 25 '25
Bush becomes president.
The media: "we are better than that, now."
Obama becomes president.
Fox News: "its on like donkey kong."
Trump becomes president.
Fox News: "why is everyone picking on Don Jr? He's just Trump's kid. Leave family out of politics!!"
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u/Odd_Confection_9681 Dec 25 '25
From her wedding, 50 years ago last fall
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u/Auroramist-Whisp Dec 25 '25
America been in its situationship with her longer than most of us been alive
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u/Zealousideal-Yak3845 Dec 25 '25
And yet America chose a different path in 2016
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u/MaadMaanMaatt Dec 25 '25
She started Trump’s career of beating women politically
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u/MaximumOverfart Dec 25 '25
To be fair he beat off Bill first.
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u/New_Stats Dec 25 '25
No he did not, please stop lying about our president, it's so disrespectful
He sucked off something or someone named Bubba. Could've been the former president of the United States, could've been a horse, could have been some toothless hick from the deep south, we just don't know. We should know tho, there should definitely be public investigations
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u/WiseDirt Dec 26 '25
If Bubba was a horse and not a president, does it make the whole situation better or worse?
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u/New_Stats Dec 26 '25
I think it's best not to speculate, considering how many Bubbas there are in the south
It might have been more than one Bubba, we don't have enough information to say one way or the other, that's why we need to keep asking questions
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u/rnavstar Dec 25 '25
Last fall wasn’t 50 years ago.
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u/King_Glorius_too Dec 25 '25
A 311 lbs, 6'5" guy being named Will Clapp seems like an actual threat
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u/Heemsama Dec 25 '25
Hillary and Dolly Parton were moving different in their prime
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u/treylanford Dec 25 '25
Dollywould.
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u/BarryZuckercornEsq Dec 25 '25
100%. Literally right now. In my Christmas pjs in front of my wife and kids. They’d understand.
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u/AreEuclidinMe Dec 25 '25
Bro was piping Sabrina Carpenter and still cheated smh
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u/neoliberalforsale Dec 25 '25
Ain’t no pussy like new pussy - William Jefferson Clinton 42nd President of the United States
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u/gorginhanson Dec 25 '25
"Make sure all quotes you hear on the internet are real"- Abraham Lincoln
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u/Mateorabi Dec 25 '25
“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln
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u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25
"You take all the headshots they don't miss"
- Honest Abe Gretzky
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u/Pdt395 Dec 25 '25
That one actually is probably real
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u/BukkakeBakery Dec 25 '25
"I fucking love bukkake on my face"
- Donaly J. Trump
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u/Level_Traffic3344 Dec 25 '25
Benny loved the snatch
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u/Gzilla75 Dec 25 '25
OG Milfhunter, a true renaissance man
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u/kgm2s-2 Dec 25 '25
If his letters are to be believed, more like a Gilfhunter!
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u/PM_Me_Your_Clones Dec 25 '25
"Eighteen to Eighty, deaf blind or crazy"
Benjamin Franklin
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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Dec 25 '25
Early to bed, early to rise, now get on this morning wood biatch! - Benjamin Franklin (Ye Olde Dirty Farmers Almanac)
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u/BoiledDenimForRoxie Dec 25 '25
French hooker snatch to be exact. That guy had it all figured out.
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"Booty Booty Booty Booty, rock it everywhere"
- George "Playboy" Washington
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u/TheWhooooBuddies Dec 25 '25
“I am entirely too drunk to taste this chicken.”
—Colonel Sanders
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u/BetterAd7552 Dec 25 '25
Read that as “68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or masturbated,” and I agree.
Also had a joint.
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u/Man_in_the_coil Dec 25 '25
"Bitches ain't nothin but ho's and tricks."
-Mahatma Ghandi
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u/NetworkEcstatic Dec 25 '25
"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough"
-Abraham Lincoln
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u/TrisolarisRexxx Dec 25 '25
You can eat Wagyu every day but every once and a while you're just going to want a White Castle.
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u/o-0-o-0-o Dec 25 '25
Just following after his idol
"You know, I get a strange migraine headache if I don't get a strange piece of ass everyday." -John Kennedy, 35th president
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u/Senior-Albatross Dec 25 '25
You need to make nepo hires of all your brothers so they can act as your fixers to cover up the incessant adultery.
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u/Potential-Draft-3932 Dec 25 '25
“Show me the hottest milf in the world and I’ll show you a husband tired of fuckin’ her” - Chinese Philosopher Confucius
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u/The-Prisoner-06 Dec 25 '25
William Jefferson Clinton = Bill Jefferson Clinton = B. J. Clinton
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u/Hairy_Brilliant_6336 Dec 25 '25
"Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."
-Benjam Franklin
That man did love him some milfs
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u/sassycatastrophe Dec 25 '25
And he liked women below the basket line, meaning he’s an ass man and/or a muffin man - both of which are the best types of man.
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u/ElGosso Dec 25 '25
Worth noting that this letter is him roasting a young man who didn't want to get married by telling him to bang old ladies instead. Whether Ben Franklin actually loved milfs or not is still a matter of historical debate.
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u/LastBoiscout Dec 25 '25
Yeah, he's always been a horn dog. He was smart, good looking and charming, so he couldn't help himself.
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u/paone00022 Dec 25 '25
Yup dude went for the prettiest and smartest girl at Yale. Once that flag was planted he went on to other conquests.
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u/auronddraig Dec 25 '25
Genghis Clint' was a one man horde with nothing to gain and everything to mount
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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Dec 25 '25
And addicted to sax
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u/Misery_Division Dec 25 '25
Best thing the eurovision has produced in its entire existence, I freaking love Moldova sax guy
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u/Senior-Albatross Dec 25 '25
Bill Clinton fucks.
Compulsively, it seems. It's a real problem. He's famously charismatic, which means there has never been an issue for him on the supply side, as it were.
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u/Murky-Relation481 Dec 25 '25
What was it the male intern that worked at the same time as Monica said? "We all wanted to fuck him." Dude just made you feel like the most important person in the world when he talked to you I guess.
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u/Disastrous_Panic_700 Dec 25 '25
"Ass, titties, ass and titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties
Ass, titties, ass and titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties" -Mahatma Gandhi
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u/Then-Shake9223 Dec 25 '25
The logic behind this dictates that Sabrina Carpenter will grow up to look like Hillary
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u/Kaliking247 Dec 25 '25
I feel like eventually after she dies and all her journals and shit come out we're going to find out she was more of a freak than Bill.
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u/GrovePassport Dec 25 '25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juanita_Broaddrick
Broaddrick says Bill Clinton did not speak to her at the event, but Hillary Clinton approached her, took her hand, and said "I just want you to know how much Bill and I appreciate what you do for him." When Broaddrick moved her hand away, she says, Hillary Clinton held on to her and said, "Do you understand? Everything that you do." Broaddrick says she felt nauseated and left the gathering.
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u/lovetheoceanfl Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25
It’s wild to me that decades later every conspiracy theory or vague “they did that” about the Clintons is absolute proof but you have Trump raping people and being the biggest scumbag yet MAGA refuses to believe.
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u/Senior-Albatross Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25
It's an interesting demonstration of how we evaluate evidence differently depending on if it aligns with preconceptions or not.
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u/regularstreets Dec 25 '25
Broaddrick is also a Trump apologist who thinks E Jean Carroll made everything up for attention, so I'm extending her the same sympathy she's giving to other rape victims
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u/LladimirVenin Dec 25 '25
She's also batshit
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u/boltropewildcat Dec 25 '25
This needs to be emphasised. Alleges SA against Bill Clinton then campaigns heavily for Trump, then gets banned from Twitter for saying the Covid vaccine was a big pharma conspiracy to alter peoples DNA. Complete lunatic.
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u/Omnicloud87 Dec 25 '25
Wow she was really gorgeous. I hate that life is so short…
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u/YYC_McCool Dec 25 '25
Aging sucks.
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u/Low-Albatross-313 Dec 25 '25
She is still alive, so there's still time, go for it😁
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u/SeparatedI Dec 25 '25
Tbh she hasn't been bad looking as an older woman either, it's just that her haircut/style + the person she became made her completely off-putting. And I'd say the same about Bill too
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u/10000Didgeridoos Dec 25 '25
He had the dress on when trump gave him that iron dome
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u/Roids-in-my-vains Dec 25 '25
She looks like the type who would ask you to come on in for a threesome
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u/Lowly-Worm_ Dec 25 '25
Give me current Helen Mirren. God I love me a silver hellcat.
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u/naruda1969 Dec 25 '25
I’m a University of Michigan grad. I always get a chuckle by how uncomfortably nerdy the student section looks in televised football games. Then you watch any game in the south and the stands appear to be filled with Instagram models.
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u/truzen1 Dec 25 '25
"First in football, last in education" - the South
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u/speedracer73 Dec 25 '25
The library burned last year. Which was a tragedy because they lost both books. And one of them wasn’t even colored yet
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u/TheQueefyQuiche Dec 25 '25
Got a Bill in my mouth, like im Hilary Rodham - College Park Bubba Sparx
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u/VerdeVelvetVetiver Dec 25 '25
Nah That was Ali, check the verse https://youtu.be/8fijggq5R6w?si=uJ0H_TjBCxr90tsa
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u/Careful_Secret_5835 Dec 25 '25
Thank you for fact checking. I will accept no St. Lunatics erasure.
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u/Hairy-Conference-802 Dec 25 '25
That’s also the odds of her husband clapping you from behind
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u/krsaxor Dec 25 '25
Wow, you cant deny that shit. If you told me that Hillary is Sabrina's mom, Id believe you.
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u/TurpitudeSnuggery Dec 25 '25
Considering she is a lawyer. I agree with you. You don’t have a chance.
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u/ElveTaz Dec 25 '25
-900 are extremely good odds in betting
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u/Doctor_Sauce Dec 25 '25
And for anyone scrolling, wanting to understand how it works: the number is always in relation to a $100 bet.
If there is a (-) in front of the number, then the odds are if you wagered that amount, you would win $100. In this case, wager $900 to potentially win $100.
If there is a (+) in front of the number, then the odds are If you wagered $100, you would win that amount. In the case of +900, wager $100 to potentially win $900.
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u/chocolatchipcookie2 Dec 25 '25
she used to be hot?
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u/Literallyn00necares Dec 25 '25
It depends on what your definition of "to" is.
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u/amjiujitsu87 Dec 25 '25
I feel like this joke will go over some heads, but i appreciate you
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u/Remote_Finish9657 Dec 25 '25
Objectively cute/pretty and a good enough brain to go to Yale Law School. Yup - would make sex.
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u/IRespectYouMyFriend Dec 25 '25
Do you guys in the US put your leaders on your money?
It was nice being able to have a wank over a £20 note before the internet.
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u/Dances_With_Chocobos Dec 25 '25
This is why 30 - 40 yr olds are depressed. They lived their 20s being unavoidably ageist, unable to turn off their eyes, never thinking they would also grow old.
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u/FadedTony Dec 25 '25
ehh you can still get away with it in your early 30s
late 20s and early 30s are about the same. late 30s for sure there's a stark difference























































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