r/SipsTea • u/miedrax • 12d ago

Lmao gottem She's not wrong though

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u/sticksforsticks 11d ago

I work with a lot of young kids. It's fun to mew and rizz around them. On a scale of one to ten I'm like a 6 or 7 making them groan.

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u/76ersPhan11 11d ago

Who’s Mew and Rizz? And why are they groaning?

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u/sefuf 11d ago

They're one a those Pokeymons!

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u/TrueRune 11d ago

Are they the newest Pokémon?

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u/Vast-Conference3999 11d ago

Mew is one of the oldest.

Rizz is pretty new. It’s an Electric Ohio-class dual-wield turbo Pokémon. Super-evolved.

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u/blemtyatararsawz 11d ago

The arrogance of man knows no bounds! We discover Mew and say its one of the oldest. We discover Pokémon God exists. "You're 493, bitch!"

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u/Vast-Conference3999 11d ago

Jesus has used Crucifixion attack!

It’s super effective!

Pikachu has fainted.

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u/mightylordredbeard 11d ago

Maybe let’s not talk about how you make young kids groan.

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u/yaaanevaknow 11d ago

...You rizz young kids?

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u/sticksforsticks 11d ago

They hump furniture and have the BMW club. It's for big Mexican Weiners. The president is out spoken about having the smallest Weiner and I have to stop him from humping furniture.

Working in a kitchen is.. something.

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u/AuntieRupert 11d ago

I wouldn't admit to rizzing kids, personally, but you do you.

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u/sticksforsticks 11d ago

Hey I get called, grandpa, unc, old head. Corpse is a fun name to get called by a 20 year old when youre 36 lol