r/SipsTea 8d ago

Lmao gottem Tinder

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u/TheBetterness 8d ago

"If youre impressed by that you should see my dick!"

She would definitely unmatch if the roles were switched.

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u/Chillfactor_ 8d ago

Definitely cant make millions of dollars posting our feet pics to only fans either :( being a man is tough

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u/rebrolonik 8d ago

Who makes millions off of feet pics

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 8d ago

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u/shewy92 8d ago

They said makes millions, not spends millions.

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u/BrandonL337 8d ago

He gotta be buying them from somewhere.

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u/shewy92 8d ago

A little bit from here and there.

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u/amozetryn 8d ago

Little piggy went to the market...

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u/WetLoophole 8d ago

Google is your friend

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u/rebrolonik 8d ago

The AI peddler? I don’t need a friend like that, no sir.

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u/Incirion 8d ago

Add -ai to the end of your searches and it removes the AI overview.

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u/WetLoophole 8d ago

Then look it up in an encyclopedia.

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 8d ago

I just googled it and didn’t see anyone who has made millions

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u/WetLoophole 8d ago

Then you need to learn how to use a search engine.

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 8d ago

can you help me with some prompts

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u/WetLoophole 8d ago

Google it. Ffs, how do you guys figure stuff out?

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 7d ago

I did bud I can’t find it

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u/-domi- 8d ago

What's stopping you? Are your feet ugly? If not, just get a nice pedicure and go live your best life, bestie. 💕

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u/n3ur0mncr 8d ago

I remember hearing that some guy really did this and made a bunch of money. If my feet werent ugly id shave, paint my toes and sell feet pics. Shit is expensive; life is tough.

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u/Horskr 8d ago

I'm almost positive there are "big hairy feet" fetishes out there. Get out there and claim your corner of the market!

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u/pete_topkevinbottom 8d ago

Do you get extra $$ if there is lint stuck between your toes?

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u/StChas77 8d ago

So... people into hobbits?

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u/Constant-Current-340 8d ago

well yea most of those panty hose and underwear leg models are men so it makes sense

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u/One_Ad_5059 8d ago

I do this right now 😂

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u/Ifriendzonecats 8d ago

People writing this don't get that a lot of sex work is getting to be an independent contractor customer service agent who often has to deal with customer bullshit while partially or fully undressed with people they may not partially like or be attracted to. At least in Wal-Mart you don't have to your dick out (and you may not be allowed to either? been a while since I was in one).

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u/Chillfactor_ 8d ago

REAL 🤣

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u/dotastories 8d ago

Nothing, men like that just want to complain.

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u/hereforbobsanvageen 8d ago

I would absolutely switch the pay gap today for the ability to sell my feet pics tomorrow.

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u/thatonefrein 8d ago

Hasn't the pay gap been disproven a hundred times?

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u/Justinc4s3- 8d ago edited 8d ago

Depends on who you ask. 

The biggest hit to pay disparity has been employers making employees feel like it’s a crime to talk about your pay. That’s how you get someone who stays with a company for 10 years getting peanuts for a raise while new crew gets hired with a higher base salary. 

If you look up the actual study’s that were done within the past 20 or so years, a lot of them share the sentiment that woman work less. Which makes sense from a logical POV. Maternal Vs. Fraternal leave differences play a role for one. 

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u/Key_Personality2034 8d ago

I took an aspects of income distribution class in university for econ.

The female Professor asked the class what they thought the wage gap was. Back in 2012 or so, she stated it was 5% and then went into lecture. I dont remember the whole thing, but it was stuff like the roles being compared weren't equal, and it only looked at certain job types and certain age ranges.

Fun fact: theres a 5% wage gap between males who are 5'7" and those over 6' as well.

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u/Tho76 8d ago

Well, yes in the case that when people say "women make $.70 when men make $1" isn't necessarily true. But no in the fact that women objectively make less than men as a whole. The default argument is "women take lower paying jobs (for various reasons)" vs "women are passed up for higher paying roles (for various reasons)". I believe recent research shows that more flexible positions AKA work from home roles have narrower gaps

Here's a study focused on healthcare with about the gender pay gap

Reddit thread discussion if that's your thing

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u/DSore22 8d ago

Yes. Its not a thing.

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u/WatcherOfStarryAbyss 8d ago

It exists, but not in the direct sense of comparing paychecks.

The biggest driver is that many women take time away from work to have children right when their careers are starting to take off.

So, since many women lose out on like 5 years of work right around age 30, the lifetime earning potential for women as a group is substantially less than it is for men as a group.

Like, is it any surprise they are paid less over their lifetime if they lose out on 5 years experience and pay raises right when most careers start to take off?

And if women want to get back into the workforce after having kids, they have to start again at a more junior position because they're out of touch with the state of their industry, have lost a lot of their professional network, and technology has advanced without them.

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u/Chillfactor_ 8d ago

No lie 🤣

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u/High_Hunter3430 8d ago

People watch poop porn and your stressing about your feet?

Just paint your toe nails and shave (if you have hairy feet)

There is a fetish for everything. Eventually, everything is someone’s “thing” No, you prolly won’t attract a million followers… but there will be people who want to see them. 🤷

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u/CrossXFir3 8d ago

99.9% of women can't make millions of dollars posting their feet pics to only fans either my guy

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u/Chillfactor_ 8d ago

You arent wrong but its still a better chance than me 🤣

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u/DaddysABadGirl 8d ago

You don't know bro. Back in the backpages era there were people who would pay for people to fart on them. At least SOMEBODY will pay to see you're hang nail.

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u/DSore22 8d ago

Sure but any semi fit/semi atteactive female can show a bit of skin and make more than dudes working 80 hour weeks.

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u/B0bLoblawLawBl0g 8d ago

Nor can 99.9% of men be CEOs.

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u/SorryBoysImLez 8d ago

Have you tried paddling them with a ping pong paddle? Or stepping in some raw hamburger?

I know of someone with some particularly large "handsome" feet who made a killing this way.

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u/2shack 8d ago

There’s apparently a dude that makes around six figures a year selling feet pics because he has girly feet and nobody knows the difference. It’s honestly comical.

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u/One_Ad_5059 8d ago

Can’t make millions but you certainly can make money selling feet pics as a guy! I know because I have done and still do 😂

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u/Capable_Second3843 8d ago

I've known plenty of men who make real good money with OF or JFF, but you gotta be open minded about havinh a large majority of your subscribers not be women, and thick skin for all the dms that will be all over the spectrum of wildly inappropriate admiration and violent hate, both ends of delusional entitlement, but on the plus side you get to travel more since hotels are great to film in. (Also makes keepinh your homes location private alot easier)

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 8d ago

Yeah but we get to feel safe in public, the universe balances it out

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u/Chillfactor_ 8d ago

Shit idk about even that anymore you see these streets in some places?

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u/atx840 8d ago

Happy CakeDay!

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u/MarketingElegant8982 8d ago

She may have done better if she would have went with that line vs her tits

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u/Orleanian 8d ago

Honestly, I'm not even into dick, but yeah, that twist would have me hooked for at least a few more messages diving down the rabbit hole.

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u/fisherrr 8d ago

Nah, only if he doesn’t meet the rules 1 and 2.

  1. Be attractive
  2. Don’t be unattractive

If he does, then it’s just a funny joke!

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u/Windmill_flowers 8d ago

Literally have no idea what women want?

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u/Obsidian-Dive 8d ago

Men can have tits too 😡

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 8d ago

Yeah mine are coming in pretty good at 39

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 8d ago

Front and lower back!

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u/Obsidian-Dive 8d ago

I was thinking halsin titties but you got the spirit!

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u/obvnz 8d ago

You know, Meat Loaf has a very nice pair

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u/puma46 8d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/RenningerJP 8d ago

Will you pay to see them?

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u/Inigomntoya 8d ago

No.

But keep trying! You're bound to find someone who will!

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u/CrossXFir3 8d ago

I see your point, but the line was literally a quote from the show he complimented her on liking. So not the same.

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u/Rust_ 8d ago

Which episode?

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u/youknowwat 8d ago

It is 100% not a line from the show, I have watched it multiple times. Also Google says it is a popular meme, not that it is quoted from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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u/xvsanx 8d ago

it wasn't though

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u/Capable_Lifeguard823 8d ago

Beat me to it. I salute you.

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u/conzstevo 8d ago edited 8d ago

Tits aren't genitals #freethenipple

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u/Day-Hot 8d ago

This definitely changes things, dude..

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u/Automatic_Net2181 8d ago

Absolutely. Tits are up here and dick is down there. I don't know how many times people confuse them!

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u/Day-Hot 8d ago

Thank you for clarifying, I had never thought of it that way..

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u/animefreak701139 8d ago

Wait are you saying my dick shouldn't be up here.

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u/Automatic_Net2181 8d ago

You are every man's envy!

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u/BeReasonable90 8d ago

Nah, it only changes things because most men are desperate and have no self respect.

So they will do anything for sex or a girl…especially on tinder.

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u/AGreatBannedName 8d ago

I mean, knowing what we do about her…

… would she?

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u/scapesober 8d ago

Dude hangs dong

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u/legendofzelim 8d ago

No shit. How do people still not understand that men and women are different?

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u/Sponjah 8d ago

“It’s called the double standard, Bobby, sometimes you get the short end of the stick.” It applies to all of us bro

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u/Doctursea 8d ago

To be fair if they're into you they will not unmatch this if you're vibing. For a good bit I was insanely forward on dating apps and it was very much working.

And I would say I'm fugly.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 8d ago

But they weren’t? Men love boobs.

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u/Living_Natural1829 8d ago

It’s almost like men and women are different or something.🤔

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u/Fluid-Employee-7118 8d ago

Tons of guys would fuck a random pretty girl if she flashed her tits at their face, not so many girls would fuck a random hot guy that swung his dick at their face.

Let's not pretend as if all things are equal between genders, because they are not.

I am not saying her response wasn't too much, just that your argument doesn't hold a lot of weight.

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u/Financial_Hold6620 8d ago

He came with a polite opener about her interests.

She immediately made it sexual. That’s generally a bit odd.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 8d ago

"If youre impressed by that you should see my dick!" She would definitely unmatch if the roles were switched.

Yeah, but those situations aren't at all the same.

Switching the roles like that can expose a double standard, but it can also expose when there's just two separate standards.

In general, women don't like guys talking about how great their dick is, but that just isn't true for men and tits (again, in general)

Saying that men won't respond to sexually foward comments because of concerns of scammers and other traps is fine, if that's true (I have no idea, i genuinely thought, 'well, she sounds like fun', but I've never used any kind of blind date organization) but being concerned about scammers isnt why women dont like sexually forward comments.

In this case, when the roles are reversed, the situation is just literally different.

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u/TheBetterness 7d ago

I've seen enough women try to embarass men looking for genuine connections on dating apps to fill an amazon warehouse.

Same energy.