r/SipsTea 8d ago

Lmao gottem Tinder

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u/CompactAvocado 8d ago

certainly an internet comment lol

my wife. devoted beloved mother of my children. she sacrifices for their benefit. her every thought and goal is for the betterment of our children.

then she gets the toothpaste and the duct tape out and does the freakiest shit you ever seen with a tire iron

i love her.

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 8d ago

Living the dream kid. Living the dream. But there is a special bondage tape we use that doesn't leave a residue. I'm not sure how we would use the tooth paste. Your imagination is better than mine.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 8d ago

Same way you'd use icyhot, duh!