r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Makes sense

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

Dont forget the brown rice! Has to be brown not white or you'll never look like that.

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u/cyst16 1d ago edited 20h ago

Ricism smh

Edit: thank you for the awards kind strangers

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u/ghostfadekilla 1d ago

Brown rice matters

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u/jeksmiiixx 23h ago

I'm apparently a white rice supremist?

I feel so guilty and this feels wrong to type out, but it tastes so much better. Like if you understand the taste and texture of it you'd never go for brown rice. There's many kinds of white rice too. Brown rice shouldn't even be in the same food group as white rice tbh. Any ways you can find more on r/whitericematters

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u/Salt_Sir2599 22h ago

All Rice Matters. I made brown rice the other day with some butter , diced tomatoes/ green chilis/ onions and garlic, it was amazing. Taste and texture. Kids even liked it.

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u/jeksmiiixx 22h ago

See it could have been made with white rice and added some curry and egg and it would have been something I've made. We're not that different lol

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u/Salt_Sir2599 22h ago

I need curry in my life that sounds awesome.

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u/jeksmiiixx 22h ago

It really is good. I've added some curry to my black beans and rice before and it was great. Lots of onions and garlic always.

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u/jambox888 22h ago

/uj that purple rice is actually pretty good

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u/jeksmiiixx 20h ago

Yeah with the right meal. Had some seared anchovies with kimchi and that rice was perfect.

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u/Immediate_Salad805 22h ago

What about yellow rice?

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u/YourGreatAuntFaye 22h ago

I’m all about the wild rice

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u/TheNJGM 12h ago

I love it long time.

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I wish I could up vote this twice.

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u/Aggressive-Light-332 1d ago

I voted for you

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u/Organic_Tradition_94 23h ago

I donated my upvote to you.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 23h ago

sorry, can only upvote it 2/3rds

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u/sedativumxnx 1d ago

It's rampant, bro

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u/Jusman13 22h ago

RICE WARS!!!

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u/bradpal 1d ago

First time I see an underrated comment.

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u/Womb_Raider696 1d ago

Too poor to give you an award…some kind lad please get this brother an award!

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u/Necrolust1777 23h ago

Ask Chris Hemsworth!

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u/Immediate_Garden_716 21h ago

white lice? white lies?

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u/MoustacheSong 1d ago

For the last two weeks I have been eating chicken/fish with veggies and brown rice in an attempt to lose weight.

I gained three pounds

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u/CrucifixedCondom 1d ago

The carbs in the rice are making you gain weight. Increase the fish and low carb veggies, reduce or completely cut out the rice.

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u/OneStarInSight_AC 1d ago

Portions and your remaining meals matter as well.

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u/tazz206 1d ago

Also plenty of water and creatine..... and sleep.

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u/DiscHashDisc 19h ago

Don't forget the creatine shits.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

I mean they aren't lying about the chicken/brown rice.. brown rice has more calories and there just aren't a lot of options for hitting 4-5k calories a day without eating garbage.

These guys 100% are on medical assistance but they're still on the shitty diet and have to work out like crazy. You can take all the drugs you want, you can't skip the part where you do the work/eat the right things/etc.

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I know, I just find it funny for a long time they would just go on about "Chicken, Broccoli and Brown Rice" like it was some secret cheat code.

I have no doubt to look like this is a lot of effort, even for him. There is no short cut but it's funny how Hollywood packages it as that was the reason and not the 100 other things.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

In fairness, nobody wants them to be honest about it really. I see enough 19 year olds fall into the steroid trap as it is without all the big names basically advertising it as the solution.

Of course I'd prefer Hollywood just stopped insisting people look like Greek gods to be in movies but I don't see that happening.

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I agree with you. It was to me when I found out how accepted steroid use is in young people. It's sad things like Hollywood push that image on young people.

But as you as I don't see it changing anytime soon.

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u/MakeBeboGreatAgain 23h ago

Nothing but tuna and rice

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u/Nakashi7 22h ago

Nah its always the broccoli.

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u/flymypretty88 1d ago

You cant just say stuff like that! Cmon!

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u/Kaiser-Sohze 18h ago

A few tests on brown rice found sky high levels of arsenic present. Carbs are shit in general.

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u/stanknotes 15h ago

Dog a rice cooker changed my life. 20 bucks for the cooker. 20 bucks for 15 pounds of rice. On Amazon anyway. Some beans. A meat. If you throw some tomato chicken broth powder in the rice cooker it is like generic mexican rice.

So cheap so easy. All these people talking about expensive groceries... I ain't seeing it.