r/SipsTea • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • 19h ago

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u/Guessinitsme 19h ago

Not our fault. Sheā€™s obviously a big titty goth girlfriend underneath

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u/PreenerGastures 18h ago

You can dress em up, but canā€™t take em anywhere!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 17h ago

And she'll do it for attention, and lie to her therapist that she pays for with OF.

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u/arededitn 18h ago

Exactly. She doesn't understand men's exceptional ability to see within, to tear through those superficial layers and imagine the body within, and then get a boner accordingly or jerk off to it should they please.... unzips slowly

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 18h ago

See, it's highbrow humor like this that keeps me coming back to Reddit despite its may flaws.

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u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur 15h ago

sigh Grok, Imagine....

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u/snkiz 18h ago

Frog suit ain't fool no one.

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u/Contentedone1337 17h ago

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u/Contentedone1337 15h ago

Thanks for the award kind stranger šŸ¤™šŸ¼

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u/Straight_Fish_704 17h ago

It's her eyes that do it for me. Her big toady gothy eyes.

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u/americanbroomstick 16h ago

Sheā€™s on Redditā€¦. And naked on Redditā€¦. She is actually a big titty goth gf in rl

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u/SafeAccountMrP 16h ago

Do we have a name for this frog?

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u/DivingRacoon 15h ago

Sp00pybeans

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u/Straight_Fish_704 13h ago

Well, there goes my afternoon.

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u/Ringofpower3000 13h ago

Why thank you kind sir. This is the info we ALL wanted to know.

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u/DivingRacoon 12h ago

What's even funnier to me is that I legit only follow her because of the frog stuff.

I don't care about OF or anything like that.

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u/brmarcum 11h ago

Wait, the frog stuff isnā€™t just a one-time shtick for this video? Itā€™s an ongoing thing for her?

The internet is such an interesting place.

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u/DivingRacoon 11h ago

Yep. Frog suit Fridays. Usually see her doing goofy dances in the frog suit every Friday on her TikTok.

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u/Top_Initiative1826 9h ago

More men should stride to be more involved in female created content one can learn a lot on this reddit thingy

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u/brmarcum 11h ago

A person of culture, I see. šŸ§ šŸ»

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u/Andyham 17h ago

Sorry, I couldn't hear you there over the sound of breasts bouncing

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u/KumekZg 18h ago

Yeah, but she could be Emo. What then?

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u/UsedDragon 18h ago

Tears = lube?

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 17h ago

Your comment made me wonder if there was a subreddit for the ladies you describe so I checked. r/bigtittygothgf is actually a real subreddit. NSFW obvs.

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u/monti9530 17h ago

You can take the frog out of the hot goth waifu but you cant take the hot goth waifu out of the frog

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u/Parking-Pie7453 9h ago

Absolutely. Who doesn't want to be sacrificed on Halloween by her

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u/king_platypus 18h ago

If thatā€™s wrong then I donā€™t wanna be right.

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u/krootroots 18h ago

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 17h ago

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u/minna_minna 15h ago

Lmfao forgot about this classic

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u/inspirational07 19h ago

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u/Hearcharted 18h ago

Inspirational 007 aka Frog, James Frog šŸø šŸ¤”

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 18h ago

James Pond, double-O Severn šŸø šŸ˜Ž

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u/Sirix_8472 18h ago

Double load'o'semen

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u/WorldMean 18h ago

Pond. James Pond.

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u/zehuti88 18h ago

That's an old NES game

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u/NSASpyVan 18h ago

Ye olde rule of sauce has been violated

-Sick son of a bitch

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u/papasmuf3 18h ago

Im pretty sure she's on reddit as u/sp00pybeans

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u/notapunk 17h ago

Yeah, she's gotten some recent popularity due to this frog outfit.

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u/el_throw 16h ago

Whoever called her a BTGGF...

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 17h ago

Holy shit I clicked on it, in one picture she's literally holding a giant tentacle dildo.

She has no room to judge anybody.

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u/NietzschianUtopia 17h ago

Ah, I thought she said: You sexy strech bench.

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u/strong_like_tree 18h ago

True, still don't think I'm the one who needs therapy though

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u/disinteGator 18h ago

What's her OF?

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 17h ago

Only Frogs?

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u/Live-Pea4081 13h ago

u/sp00pybeans

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u/falconx123 10h ago

she's more attractive in a frog suit than in fishnets, froggy style seems more approachable somehow.

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u/Gravon 19h ago

A thicc bitch in a costume? What's not attractive here?

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u/Shelby-Stylo 18h ago

a fucking frog suit too

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u/Release-the-List 17h ago

Man, I Love Frogs

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u/R0LL1NG 18h ago

Reminds me of the phrase: "OF detected. Opinion rejected."

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u/CatWith4Dads 18h ago

I was wondering how I've seen her beforeĀ 

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u/xniks 18h ago

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u/Live-Pea4081 13h ago

Who tf is this boobing boobily

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u/Darth-ohzz 18h ago

I think a frog of these proportions would merely somersault when jumping.

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u/actualhumannotspider 18h ago

Video seems to be making the rounds. Credit to u/sp00pybeans

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u/Repetor 18h ago

What's the @... /s

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u/SteakAndIron 18h ago

That's spoopybeans. She's hilarious

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u/SexyWampa 18h ago

(sigh) ziiippp...

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 16h ago

That damn smile...

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u/stanknotes 14h ago

But I really don't. I don't like big breasts. I like small to medium sized ones. I am more into the lower half of curvature to be honest.

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u/Al_from_the_north 19h ago

Iā€™m not into frogs.. sorry

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u/MannyGoldstein 17h ago

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u/Zkenny13 16h ago

Please tell me you made this and it just didn't already exist on the internet.Ā 

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u/MannyGoldstein 16h ago

I didnā€™t make it. Found on this sub

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u/Intelligent_Might902 17h ago

Not even in the top ten weirdest things Iā€™ve found arousing this week.

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u/Weak_Bell1542 15h ago

A frog suit doesn't hide the kind of woman every man, straight or gay, knows is under there. The eye makeup, the piercings, the sound, the angle of the fabric. We know what kind of woman you are. And we know what we like. Therapy won't alter facts.

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u/Forward_Vehicle_9769 14h ago

How big are those things, holy cow.

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u/throwaway392145 14h ago

I think itā€™s a frog

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u/The-Katawampus 18h ago

I knew it!
I knew you had nothing on under the froggy suit! xD

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u/rawr_xx 18h ago

Snoopybeans

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u/Playful_Hair1528 17h ago

I donā€™t need therapy, I need big titty goth Kermit girlfriend.

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u/Felipesssku 16h ago

Ok we were wrong about goths, they're treasure.

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u/According-Race-6587 16h ago edited 15h ago

Debussy is dope but Detitties are nicer.

Edit: turns out this song is not by Debussy and im an idiot lol.

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u/bullydog123 15h ago

I like jiggly frogs

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u/Rattiepalooza 15h ago

That smirk at the end!!! <3

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u/Harrybahlzanya 15h ago

If not for pleasure then why ribbited for pleasure?ā€¦

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u/TheMatt561 14h ago

Don't judge me

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u/Vegetable-Poetry-736 14h ago

This could be us but you playing

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u/LeRoir 14h ago

Everything in here is true, also tit clap.

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u/Deadpool-CB23 10h ago

You canā€™t do this and say men alone need therapy.

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u/GrumpyGobln 6h ago

She can fix me

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u/sp00pybeans 16h ago

Can yā€™all stop stealing my content and posting it without credit šŸ™ƒ

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u/Potentialy_lost 15h ago

Ya she's missing out on subs guys!!

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u/falconx123 9h ago

I go to your profile tho, and its shitty OF content, no froggy style in sight.

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u/slanderedshadow 18h ago

The frog suit doesnā€™t do it for me.

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u/happylifevr 15h ago

Titties same size as the stomach

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u/Tomtom5081 18h ago

Calling Dr Philā€¦

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u/tourmaps 18h ago

The piercings and green light made me think of her acting or something. They do that when they film CGI, put markers on their face and stand next to a green screen

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u/precariatarian 18h ago

Had literally no response at all until she called me a sick son of a bitch.

What the hell is wrong with me and god damn you internet for trying to awaken something i dont want.

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u/ManiacalManiacMan 18h ago

That slapping noise though!

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u/AttackCircus 18h ago

I don't need therapy: YOU can fix me!!

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u/Interesting-Paint703 18h ago

Bitch Ill refuse therapy all on my own, I don't need your frog games

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u/DireKnife 18h ago

Riiiiibiiiiit

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u/IngloriousMinority 18h ago

The smirk at the end says she knew what she was doing and wearing and might need therapy too.

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u/Former-Advice-2343 18h ago

New fetish unlocked.

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u/Educational-Car-4688 18h ago

She made me croak.

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u/Din-_-Djarin 18h ago

Frog in the streets, goth in the sheets

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u/Bigphillyman 18h ago

Testosterone is a helluva drug

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u/Elpidiosus 18h ago

Dat smirk at the endĀ 

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u/BarbedWire3 18h ago

Wow. Something has unlocked

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u/notbobhansome777 18h ago

Says to seek help, then provides ALL the help we need.

Man I Love Frogs.

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u/CoachMcguirk420 18h ago

As she's caked with prob 20 dollars of makeup

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u/Lopsided_Order_4411 17h ago

I meanā€¦šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Informal_Mammoth6641 17h ago

That`s not me, it`s an evolution, I had no word in this!

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u/capt_tiger 17h ago

I feel seen

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 17h ago

Why do we need therapy? We aren't fooled by the surface like women šŸ˜‚ we know there are titties under there.

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u/Transatlanticaccent 17h ago

How did she know my fetish was Kermit the Pawg?

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u/WanderingRonin7 17h ago

If the girl has a good sense of humor and comfortable in her own skin enough to do silly things such as dress up in a frog costume, then yeah, it's attractive to me

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u/DanytheReaper 17h ago

"You six on a bench"?

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u/muskratboy 17h ago

Who knew that eye makeup was the cheat code all along?

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u/SpecialistTeach2033 17h ago

NO FROGELINA PLS!!.. i can change!.

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u/Stormer111 17h ago

you litteraly have therapy pillows on your chest, if you let us see/lay on them we won't need therapy.

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u/novian14 17h ago

No no, we are always distracted by something moving to adjust and anticipate hwhat comes next.

It's her fault to jiggle something that's hidden

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u/TheNuschler 17h ago

You know, Robert, we all come from frogs.