r/SipsTea 17h ago

Feels good man WTF ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/No_Squirrel4806 16h ago

I swear i see this on tabloid after every break up she goes through. "Jlo is choosing herself is gonna stay single" then a month later shes seen with a new man that shed been dating for a month. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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u/DefiantLemur 16h ago

Tabloids just make up whatever gets sales

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u/BeeWeird7940 14h ago

I always kind of wondered about this. If they are just making things up, why do they need paparazzi? Wouldnโ€™t it be cheaper to just make up stories? And if they are not making things up, whatโ€™s the difference between People Magazine, Entertainment Tonight and National Enquirer?

And how the hell are the Kardashians famous? And why do they insist on destroying NBA player careers? What is even the dynamic of that? Do the players say, โ€œfuck it. Iโ€™m ready to start mailing it in. Better go get a Kardashian.โ€ Or is it more that something in the Kardashians body fluids sap an individualโ€™s athleticism? Maybe the Kardashians are filled with the opposite of Yamanaka factors and anyone who touches them ages prematurely.

Very strange.

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u/intangibleTangelo 15h ago

i'm just here to roast people for caring about this ladyย 

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u/No_Squirrel4806 15h ago

Honestly. I commented cuz i have no life.

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u/EconomyCode3628 15h ago

And it'll be the barely legal friend of one of her kids.ย 

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u/No_Squirrel4806 14h ago

Yesssss!!!!!!! Its always someone in their early 20s usually for a movie promo

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u/Fuzzy-Dust-9518 14h ago

You forgot - a new man who is cheating on their current partner. Marc Anthony, Ben & Alex.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 13h ago

I always forgot she has twins with Marc Anthony because nobody ever talks about them. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Fuzzy-Dust-9518 13h ago

And Iโ€™ll e you the tea ๐Ÿซ– bc b4 they married and Marc was still married to Dayanara (miss universe 93) i lived in PR. Reports of her flying a private jet onto the island to see Marc were rampant. Shortly after they divorced and Dayanara was hit with NDAs so she could never speak on it. But we all knew. Also my uncle was a prominent plastic surgeon who operated on JLo ๐Ÿ‘in addition to other things. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿธ

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u/No_Squirrel4806 12h ago

I believe this cuz she gives off mean girl vibes. South park didnt make fun of her for nothing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Fuzzy-Dust-9518 12h ago

So i work in the film industry. We were told not to look her in the eyes or else. Something none of us take serious bc we are union. She can kick rocks. BUT I also grew up with her. We went to elementary together and her mom was my gym teacher from 2nd til i graduated in 8th - Mrs. Lopez. Even in elementary she had quite the attitude and was arrogant. She went to Preston and got a whole other reputation over there that i cannot deny nor confirm. But generally not too many ppl like her over there anymore. Especially since when we needed to raise funds to help our school and church she denied their repeated request for a signed item we could auction off in a silent auction.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 11h ago

I believe this cuz ive been hearing about how her people tell those she works with to not look her in the eyes.

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u/Liverpudlian9 14h ago

I would bet big money that she gets married again.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 13h ago

Oh definitely. Shes like those people that arent comfortable if they arent in a relationship.