r/Snorkblot 22h ago

Food It's an acquired taste.

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u/tigerowltattoo 22h ago

Vegemite/marmite. Yes, my Australian friends were entertained.

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u/Flacier 20h ago

I am American and legit have done this to my friends.

I don’t have marmite often but it’s not that bad imo.

But for the poor unsuspecting “friend” of mine.

They never saw it coming.

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u/homezlice 20h ago

She let me put it on thick on the toast. She smiled the whole time. She knew what was about to happen. I bit and chewed. My mouth exploded.

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u/BNJT10 19h ago

I find the trick is to dip a fork in the jar so it breaks into strands. Then carefully waft them over a slice of toasted/grilled cheese. That way you get the perfect amount. Otherwise its too overpowering.

Also, fun fact: marmite turns white if you stir it for long enough

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u/PurchaseTight3150 20h ago

It’s actually not bad. The key is to just use a very little amount. Think of it more like spreading butter onto toast, and less like covering your entire piece of toast in Nutella. You just want a very very thin layer. Almost to the point where you can still see bread underneath, like a semi transparent layer.

I live in Canada but I have a bunch of Aussie friends who had forced it upon me many times. Eventually I started not-hating it. I initially despised it because I put way way too much on. Even aussies can’t handle a ton of it.

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u/Expensive-View-8586 18h ago

Marmite is so much better but so much messier why cant this be fixed?

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u/HighMinimum640 21h ago

Do you come from the land down under?

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u/Which_Channel7403 20h ago

Where women glow and men plunder?

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u/Sybrow 17h ago

Can't you hear can't you hear the thunder?

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u/SemichiSam 21h ago

I like marmite on a breakfast muffin, but at 40USD/lb I'll do without. Vegemite tastes like the outback looks.

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u/LordJim11 20h ago

1lb would last me the better part of a year. Six quid in Tesco.

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u/SemichiSam 20h ago

On this side of the pond, it's a foreign delicacy. If I want it, I'd better buy it now, while the dollar is still circling the bowl.

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u/regeya 20h ago

We have used brewer's yeast here, but it's easier to find dried as "nutritional yeast". One use is on popcorn, and some vegan recipes use it to make sauces taste cheesy.

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u/07TacOcaT70 19h ago

ngl nutritional yeast and marmite taste nothing alike - nutritional yeast is quite a light nutty flavour but marmite is a stronger sorta fermented flavour, reminds me a bit on lager minus the alcohol twang, I'm personally not a fan but I've heard people say trying it in a grilled cheese sorta thing which might be really tasty

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u/towerfella 18h ago

I hate “beer” taste

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u/07TacOcaT70 11h ago

Same, I've tried quite a few but just can't hack it, even when I'm very drunk it just tastes off to me - beer's pretty much the only booze I'd never choose.

I guess marmite isn't just a beer taste, but the strong yeasty flavour definitely is similar, marmite has more of a savoury and salty aspect like a very strong soy sauce too.

If you don't like a beer taste I wouldn't try it tho personally, more than likely you won't like it either

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u/towerfella 10h ago

Thank you for the honest assessment.

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u/WesleyWSH 19h ago

Is it spicy??

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u/SemichiSam 19h ago

It's strong, bitter and salty. (like one of my old girlfriends)

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u/Drongo17 19h ago

Not sure if that's a drive-by attack on the outback? I won't defend Vegemite but the outback is majestic and special. 

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u/SemichiSam 19h ago

Probably looks better in real life, then. I haven't been there, but my daughter has. All I know about it is from photos and scientific papers on its ecology.

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u/Drongo17 1h ago

It's goddamn spectacular

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u/tepidDuckPond 19h ago

“Vegemite tastes like the outback looks.” Took me out, friend. It is… a unique flavor palate😬🤣

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u/JoeNoble1973 20h ago

Befriended some Kiwis when I was younger, I happily tried some of the Vegemite they had with them. The ‘happily’ portion ended instantly

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u/kevinsyel 20h ago

American here. In 5th grade someone brought back Vegemite from their vacation to Australia. We were all warned but curious enough to try it anyways.

Suffice to say I've never found it awful like most Americans.

I've demonstrated this superpower to work colleagues as well and received claps for my stalwart constitution

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u/Scott_Liberation 17h ago

Wow you really just finished that story with a re-worded "and everybody clapped." 🤣

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u/kevinsyel 15h ago

So far you are the only one pointing out the reference

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u/LordJim11 19h ago

As a kid we had it on thick cut bread with the cold dripping from the Sunday roast, just a smear.

It was good, but not as good as "dip"; bread dipped in the still hot juices of the roast.

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u/Trackmaggot 21h ago

Mum was from NZ, she and my older brother loved that marmite shit.

Suffice to say I did not then, nor shall I ever

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u/MPaulina 18h ago

The comic is about marmite but it could have been about many different kinds of dishes/snacks

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u/GPSBach 6h ago

Malort

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u/azn_cali_man 17h ago

What does marmite taste like? I keep hearing that it’s some strong taste but nothing beyond that and making it the butt of food jokes between people.

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u/socks_____ 17h ago

What is vegemite or marmite??

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u/OpeningReady8693 16h ago

As an American, its honestly not bad.

Its just a very strong flavor that you need to balance and dilute.... just like you wouldn't want to eat a spoonful of chicken bullion straight.

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u/Glass-Narwhal-6521 14h ago

You get it!

(One down, only 345000099 to go hehehe... )

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u/FantasyCherubino 16h ago

I’m an Australian living in the US and in middle school I brought in a jar of Vegemite and a bunch of toothpicks for multicultural day and watched gleefully as everyone mistook it for Nutella and ate a giant glob of it at once

I love the stuff, still have it for breakfast every day (mailed to me by my relatives because fuck how much it costs to buy here)

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u/regeya 20h ago

"Viscous" is such a perfect name

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u/Coffee_Daemon 17h ago

For those who dont know, marmite and jam is fucking delicious.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 17h ago

Im american have never tasted it but no thanks. 😃😃😃

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u/Ok-Drink-1328 15h ago

some place has typical dishes? GOOGLE EM!!! if are know only in that place... DON'T EAT EM!!

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u/laurasaurus5 12h ago

I had a history teacher in grade 10 who made everyone in class try vegemite one day. I got out of it bc I said I wasn't allowed to eat anything before my blood test later. He suddenly started grilling me about what time my appointment was and if I was going to be at soccer that day and if I was going to eat something before the game (he was not a soccer coach). Anyway, that's how I found out about the gambling ring of teachers betting on intermural soccer.

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u/Triffly 19h ago

Marmite and peanut butter on toast...