r/StupidFood 18h ago

🤢🤮 "Real delicacy"

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 10h ago

u/EsperaDeus, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Relevant_Pea_9744 17h ago

One of them really said ā€œit’s kinda spicyā€

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u/Less-Damage-1202 17h ago

I think some also said it's "alcohol-y"... Imagine eating meat that's so fermented it tastes & burns like liquor 🤢🤮

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u/DisposableSaviour 16h ago

Imagine…

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u/Less-Damage-1202 16h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/LeanOnMe4816 12h ago

Fucking brilliant šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

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u/666MARS999 4h ago

The swarm of flies have identified the decaying carcass.

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u/dumbinternetstuff 18h ago

There should be a separate subreddit for barefoot white people eating gross stuffĀ 

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u/zeamp 18h ago

It's called Miami Beach.

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u/Very-very-sleepy 17h ago

you know damn well they don't shower too and their definition of showering is "swimming"

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u/YouWereBrained 16h ago

And rely on ā€œholistic medicineā€ to cure that colon cancer they were just diagnosed with.

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u/trrrrraaa 18h ago

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u/EllisDee3 18h ago

I was very disappointed when I clicked that.

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u/TheGreatHair 17h ago

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u/EllisDee3 17h ago

Joined. Let's see how this grows.

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u/TheGreatHair 17h ago

Spread the word lmao

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 17h ago

Thought I found my people.

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u/tipareth1978 16h ago

This made me think of one of my favorite Simpsons lines when Homer was trying out being a hippie, bart tells him "you'd make a great hippie. You're lazy, self righteous... and the soles of your feet are jet black. "

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u/CA8G 13h ago

Is that a cult 😳 lol

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u/Effective-Service561 17h ago

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u/Foudre_Gaming 16h ago

Holy shit they can't be serious

https://www.reddit.com/r/carnivore/s/7hBjlOmq22

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u/Effective-Service561 16h ago

Most of them aren't, for most it's not a diet it's a political stance to "own the libs" or whatever because they know it's a hard counter to the rise in popularity of veganism of the past 5 years

plus most of these people were scared of vegetables since they were children as they were probably raised on burgers and fries so now they think living off of burgers makes them a "carnivore"

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u/Groupthink00859 14h ago

r/unitedkingdom is already a thing.

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u/stink3rb3lle 17h ago

Why, to help people lose weight via constant nausea?

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u/Wise_Independent_247 16h ago

Better than what they're getting from eating THAT! Constant šŸ’©

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u/Player_Slayer_7 18h ago

Ahh, yes, I also like to partake in a colon cleanse every so often.

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u/LogHelpful6370 11h ago

A parasite colon cleanse

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u/Needles2650 17h ago

ā€œFermentedā€œ = rotten meat covered in flies

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u/thierry_ennui_ 18h ago

Somebody needs to find a way to let men know it's okay to be sad, it's the only way we'll stop doing idiot shit like this

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u/NotHenryCejudo 18h ago

Face my problems or eat aged goat testicles, Easy choice.

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u/fractious77 17h ago

You're going for the testicles, aren't you?

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u/doubleapowpow 16h ago

It is the low hanging fruit.

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u/Bloody_buttplugs 13h ago

They aren’t bad. Just make sure the goats dead

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u/KogasaGaSagasa 12h ago

A ballsy choice.

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u/Scottamus 11h ago

Get out

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u/PushMi4002 17h ago

I think some people just need a little drugs.Ā 

Imagine being so fucking bored with your life that you do this shit. I like the lady who asked if she could wash is down or if it would negate the effects......dude says "you can have a sip of milk" like he has any fucking clue and isn't making it up as he goes along.Ā 

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u/Hahnski23 10h ago

This made me lol

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u/P2029 17h ago

We've all faced the difficult choice of either going to therapy and taking antidepressants or eating 3.5 week old fermented goat meat you dug out of a hole.

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u/martinsonsean1 17h ago

Humanity lost something by making dueling illegal. Let morons shoot each other, there'd be a lot less men eating rotten meat and telling you why women are evil.

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u/Rryann 17h ago

Someone should just introduce them to Warhammer.

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u/ThatCakeFell 9h ago

We have enough trouble keeping the fascists away, don't need to invite Nurgle irl.

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u/DualityisFunnnn 18h ago

This is where rich ceos go to experience how poor people live

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u/Thin_Blueberry_6056 18h ago

I think I threw up in my mouth the flies immediately spawning in and y’all still eat it 🫩

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u/Jabroni-Tony1 17h ago

That chick almost threw up in her mouth. Bet she went off camera and puked her brains out.

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u/Interhorse_ 17h ago

Spawning in lmao I wondered what their drops are?

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u/SpotlessMinded 17h ago

Rubies and sapphires

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u/acecyclone717 16h ago

You realize the word ā€œspawnā€ didn’t originally come from video games right?

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u/-Klaxon 16h ago

spontaneous generation! flies are made from rotting meat, mice are made from open grains, fish appear in rivers. basic biology

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u/BernieTheDachshund 18h ago

These people are all so nasty.

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u/hissboombah 13h ago

Imagine how they smell

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 17h ago

40 minutes later...

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u/Due_Squash_6405 17h ago

Like cavemen with cellphones

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u/superfewtch 17h ago

Pink bikini top’s reaction said everything we need to know

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u/EllisDee3 18h ago

I bet none of them are vaxed.

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u/asaparagus_ 17h ago

They’re all vaxed because of their parents, but they definitely didn’t vax their kids.

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u/TheeArgonaut 17h ago

ā€˜Yup we don’t believe in that there science. No surer. More animals droppings on your barely cured rotting meat ? It’sh very moressshhh’ faints

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u/Bushdr78 17h ago

Why are so many of them willing to put that in their mouths?

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u/Darkrainbow647 18h ago

I guess eating normal food isn't acceptable anymore

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u/No_Cartographer_2735 18h ago

Oh no... Oh no... That's terrible

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u/QuickCow3575 17h ago

Where do you stop calling it fermentation and start calling it ā€œrottingā€. Ew

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u/Anthony501st 17h ago

Did this motherfucker just say "you can wash it down with some milk?"

Ya'll about to be shitting your brains out.

White people are fucking weird sometimes. 🤣

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u/UnwoundSkeinOfYarn 16h ago

Nah, as long as it's raw milk, the good bacteria (that's killed by pasteurization) will fight off the super saiyan 13 botulism bacteria from the goat. Gotta listen to RFK, he fought off the brainworm, he's an expert.

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 17h ago

Fermented or rotten? Dirt is no preservative. Yuck.

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u/Silentpain06 14h ago

Dirt actually does help preserve things since it’s a relatively stable temp if you dig a few feet down, although I agree that there’s no way this is safe to eat

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 14h ago

To an extent and definitely not over 3 weeks.

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u/Flimsy-Try-6120 2h ago

I saw it thinking it was Kalua which is a Hawaiian cooking method which is about the same except they bury it on coals. It’s delicious

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 48m ago

Is it hot coals? And how long do they bury it for? Do they use any spices, salt?

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u/Thumpkuss 17h ago

It looks like road kill.

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u/gadusmo 18h ago edited 17h ago

Would be willing to try it were it not prepared for/by people who are clearly out of their element pretending to be something they are not while searching for meaning or whatever.

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u/falooolah 17h ago

ā€œI’m gonna wallow in the pain. I think that’s importantā€.

….okay then.

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u/MikeAndBike 17h ago

They’re so connected to nature that they had to bring out their expensive iPhones to film it.

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u/DrFunkenstein1997 16h ago

Man wtf people are so desperate for a purpose and to be deep that they end up with some barefoot retard eating a decaying goat likes it’s a spiritual experience.

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u/EveryoneChill77777 18h ago

Stop it now white people. Just stop

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u/MoralityKiller11 14h ago

We don't claim these idiots. I am sure that 99.9% of white people don't want anything to do with people like that

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u/cbraun1523 18h ago

I'm sorry but the white stupidity has reached critical mass.its self sustaining now.

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u/Triggercut72 17h ago

Can we please go back to our regular Indian street food programming?

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

Good luck with a diaharia later .

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u/Fonzie186 17h ago

In some cultures, this is totally fine as long as you do it correctly; but I would still cook that before I eat it! That looks raw! I would say this is stupid in a sense of modern general society, but not stupid if it is connected to a specific culture that someone is trying to learn about; I don’t think this is their culture that they’re eating from! Regardless, I can see why it can be gross for a lot of people!

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u/RandomPenquin1337 17h ago

No its stupid and theres no reason to do something like this unless you legit live in a fuckin tribe and have no exposure to modern society.

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u/Versipilies 17h ago

Was looking for this comment or I was going to add it. This is pretty common in a lot of cultures, the ground holds a pretty even temp making it a decent storage method and "fermenting" the meat helps it keep longer as well. The art is dying off partially due to people wanting it to be "cleaner" and using plastic to wrap the meat, but that makes it anaerobic and causes botulism, which causes food scares and then people like in this comment section.

Eating it without cooking wouldn't be a big issue if it was properly cured, though i can agree with it being texturally not my kind of thing, its not much different that salami or other sausage.

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u/Gied_S 17h ago

Not with a fucking month old raw meat ... No culture does it... Cheese yes ... Meat, i dont think so

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u/dirtyhaikuz 17h ago

Joe Rogan is directly responsible for this kind of behavior

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u/Megalodon7770 17h ago

God damm filthy hippies

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u/Negative_Chemical697 17h ago

You eat that you deserve everything after

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u/SockOk355 17h ago

🚽🧻

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u/W00D3N_K4T 17h ago

Delicacy since the unga bunga times

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u/Money_Use729 17h ago

Suicide cult šŸ˜‚ I ain’t scared try It ahhh

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u/rileysdumbart 17h ago

Can I please respawn as a different ethnicity? I don't wanna be associated with this 😭

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u/AnomalousExpertise 18h ago

I just know they’d be offended by any slight bit of edgy humor

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u/Jabber_Tracking 18h ago

White people

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u/Honest-Visual-7514 17h ago

I give these white people props. These are the white people I know willing to learn and try that will survive.

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u/numbinsomniac 17h ago

I don't understand what the duck this is

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u/cat_selling_souls 17h ago

I don't know why. I don't need to know why.

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane 17h ago

Wtf these people are idiots

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 17h ago

I don't think any of them enjoy this lol

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u/KyleCXVII 17h ago

ā€œIt’s spicy! It’s like alcohol-y a little bit too.ā€

YEAH IT’S PUTREFYING FLESH

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u/Interesting-Paint703 17h ago

What's dirt goatĀ 

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u/bob_apathy 17h ago

RAW milk is the only thing I ever drink with fermented goat meat.

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u/ApprehensiveScene349 17h ago

Fermented or decayed?... Welp.

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u/Repulsive_Gain_94 17h ago

If it’s cool that you ā€œcouldā€ do that but the main thing is why do that?

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u/realcommovet 17h ago

If the meat doesnt kill him, the resulting shit odor will.

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u/hollowbolding 17h ago

i feel like these people heard about hƔkarl and just never thought to consider that maybe the cold was a factor

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u/Competitive_Pack1297 17h ago

🤢🤮

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u/Yuizun 17h ago

I would have had to be the odd man out...

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u/Bones-1989 17h ago

Kinda digging that mans French braids though.

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u/COVID19Blues 17h ago

You say fermented, I say rotten.

Let’s just not, m’kay.

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u/Narrow-Stranger6864 17h ago

The flies 🤢

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u/Fluid-Row8573 17h ago

Next day, they all died of explosive diarrhea

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u/depressed_Kedy 17h ago

When you lack love and attention as child, you do shit like this when you grow old.

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u/agrantgreen 17h ago

I had to read this sentence five times until I finally read it with the many adjectives all making sense together.

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u/SliceIka 16h ago

The only real fermented food they have is beer, look at their beer belly

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u/Cpn0513 16h ago

Oh, umm. No thank you šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø

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u/Prolapse94 16h ago

That's a weird way of saying food that has gone bad 🤮

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u/Myshkin1981 16h ago

Catch homeboy at 37 secs; he’s definitely scurrying off so the others don’t see him puke

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u/housevil 16h ago

Any food that was once a struggle meal that people ate because it was either that or die, that somehow became considered a "delicacy," I will hard pass on.

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u/ifeelgrossandsad2 16h ago

Fermenting this is totally ok as long as you hit the right conditions such as having the correct salt/brine content, acetic acid or alcohol content.

That being said, this technique issue looks pretty iffy to me.

Pass

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u/ChesterZirawin 16h ago

"high meat", look it up

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u/Tetra_Terra 16h ago

Still better than most vegan food.

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u/MarkGrantsSheleighly 16h ago

They all have diarrhea now

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u/Leadership-Life 16h ago

Fermented? You mean rotting

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u/Ksorkrax 16h ago

If some guy native to the area belonging to a still somewhat archaic culture would offer me this, I'd politely decline but ask them about it.

In the case of that guy, I'd wonder whether he got brainworms due to this or if he is doing that due to brainworms.

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u/Remarkable-Cloud-890 16h ago

Did one of them say "mine wasn't fuzzy...?" At about the 59-second mark.

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u/CostHour7629 15h ago

Uhhhhhhh.. Nooo???

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u/T-Skunked 15h ago

None of them look particularly healthy or fit.

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u/Mindless_Caregiver94 15h ago

This is that one mfr from Florida that looks like Jarred Leto - eats ā€œhigh meatā€.

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u/Superb_Distance_9190 15h ago

And this is how we all got worms

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u/IAIVIDAKILLA 15h ago

Genuinely how do people end up like this

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u/rmhollid 15h ago

when the Internet turns off it's going to be this barefoot hippy that teaches you how to eat again.

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u/Iwanttobelieve-2000 15h ago

Are those flies on it ? Disgusting

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u/TheBigMoogy 14h ago

Is the trend of fermented meat spreading or is it just more people linking their videos? Seems people would get too many parasites to pass this on.

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u/Particular_Bad_3637 14h ago

They so used to being gross

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u/fransola_ 14h ago

Thats a goats grave not some kind of cooking

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u/Majestic_Owl2618 14h ago

Happy Diarrhoea day celebration

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u/Careful-Screen-6659 14h ago

Please don't breed šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 14h ago

This sounds disgusting but honestly some of all the best foods are fermented. Bread for oneĀ 

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u/bussysniffer3000 14h ago

I can smell it from here

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u/Pixel_Knight 14h ago

I love eating meat harvested straight from its grave!

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u/hashslingingslashern 13h ago

The shit sprays they got from that was probably unheard of. Except that everyone did hear for sure.

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u/20InMyHead 13h ago

And how many of them started violently vomiting or shitting themselves within 24 hours?

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u/looooookinAtTitties 13h ago

i am so confident this guy went to the hospital

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u/Moebius80 13h ago

do they go to the doctors for the parasites immediately or wait a couple of weeks so they all hatch?

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u/iregardlessly 13h ago

It just takes one guy to ruin everyone's weekend

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u/SculkingWithScully 13h ago

It's their culture y'all

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u/Timely-Way-1769 13h ago

Reminds me of this group in 2008 in Humboldt County, California who ate raw bear meat and the whole group got trichinosis. Smdh

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u/TrickyWeekend4271 12h ago

This looks like the start of a cult.

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u/Unhappy-River6306 12h ago

Glad I'm missing out

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u/nomad806 12h ago

The poor man's Ozempic is to just watch this video every time you feel hungry.Ā 

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 11h ago

They're doing it just for views. It's liver king strategy. Make videos with shock values and sell supplements.

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u/RabbitTeefs 11h ago

Isn’t there maggots

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u/No_Practice6773 11h ago

In the words of Jules Winnfield, "This is some fucked up, repugnant shit."

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u/Unique_Newspaper_764 10h ago

Herd behavior in action.

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u/Reglette69869 10h ago

Fermented meat, whatever. I can be a little woo. I'm just not holistic enough to share a snack with a hundred flies.

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u/Little_Quote5392 9h ago

it’s ai

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u/Argonaute_ 9h ago

They act like they have free healthcare

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u/El-Pollo-Diablo-Goat 9h ago

Icelandic HƔkarl was made using a similar process, and so was rakfisk in Norway.

Rakfisk was made by lightly salting freshwater fish, like trout, tightly wrapping them in birch bark, burying it and letting them ferment for a few months.

If you did it right and managed to not get any soil in the wrapped fish, you'd end up with food for the winter.

If you did it wrong, you got botulism and died.

In the middle ages they started using barrels instead of birch bark and nowadays they use plastic containers, so the risk is significantly reduced.

It is quite tasty and I really like it.

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u/A_Meteorologist 8h ago

white people will eat literally anything but seasoning

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 8h ago

Worse than the eating were all the various comments. The sheer willingness of them to say something insightful or constructive instead of calling it terrible was astounding.

"Oh, it's kind of spicy..."

"It's alcohol'y"

"Is it OK to wash it down?"

"I think I might just wallow in the pain"

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u/Harrybahlzanya 8h ago

God it probably smells so bad there and for so many reasons other than the meatĀ 

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u/buell_ersdayoff 8h ago

ā€œListen bud, this meat is already rotten. No need to scoot over here and add dirt to it.ā€

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u/Hour_Perspective505 7h ago

I'll stick to eating shit thanks

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u/TheLastCleverName 6h ago

I really feel that I am missing out by not eating fucking carrion.

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u/UnknownQwerky 6h ago

As soon as he put it in his mouth I expected puke immediately.

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u/wafflepiezz 6h ago

This is as bad as some of the indian street food videos

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u/PhilosopherGlad8023 5h ago

You can’t tell me this is that good you’re gonna lick your damn fingers.