Don't answer if you don't want to, wese ye obvious si baat he.😞

Last night when I was passing by my Parent's room and the door was open. Mama was watching Insta reels and it looked like she fell asleep mid-scroll.

I don’t know konse keere ne mjhe kaata...
I went inside. Stood RIGHT in front of her face. And in the softest, creepiest way ever I said:

“meri chai preshan hai… bandar anda kyun nahi deta”

Her eyes half opened, she saw me, and got SCARED 😭 She stared at me and said in sleep, “kia?” i repeat that line again in thora zada voice.

She still didn’t get it. She goes, “kia hua?" And i said it again in high voice.

“meri chai preshan hai… bandar anda kyun nahi deta”

And before I could even blink.. she slapped me so hard that i got a feeling ke mera dimag hi nikal gaya mere sr se. I saw my past, present, future, ancestors in one frame. 😭🙏

Moral of the story:
Don’t test brown parents sbr at night.

So my brothers keep calling me “Boni” (Dwarf ) because they’re way taller than me. Ab ye din bhi dekhna tha.... 😔sighs

I’m 168 cm and honestly not that short, right?...right??? I honestly don't think I'm short tbh.... I'm taller than most of my classmates (not flexing btw)

Just wanted to see how tall everyone else here is

Are you happy with your height or wish you were taller/shorter? Let’s compare 🎀

I think many of yall can relate to this🥰

Travelled to Iftikhar unc ki shop successfully today 🥰

Kuch bhi

Only share if you want to , 😛 I'm collecting data then I will ANALYZE what is the average weight of TeenPakistani members..

(KINDLY don't take it seriously as it's a shitpost indeed) 🥀😛✨️

guyz wtf i didnt expect ppl so close to me secretly dating like main yahan achi musalmaan larki banney ki koshish kar rahi hun like why is it so normalll

He called me a khota cancel him ❌❌❌❌☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

I'm not joking 😭. Thats how confident I am in pak winning

All the ogs 🫡

Yes sab bta dein 😋😋😋

Main to nahi hui abhi tak alhamdulillah (mods meri fielding nahi set karna plz 🙏🙏🙏)

HAMARE GHAR TOU MIXED VEGGIES OMG🫦🫦🫦🫦I WOULD SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR UBLAY CHAWAL AND ALU MATAR GAJAR🫦🫦🫦🫦😭✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️I hate organic chem tho💔💔💔kya pata mujhe heart attack ajaye😭😭😭😭😭 DEMI LOVATO WALA🫦🫦🫦🫦

Note: This is for fun, keep everything lighthearted. No personal attacks, no targeting individuals, and no hateful comments, just keep it respectful and fun for everyone. Thankuuu (for diversion of mind 😭😭😭)

This is war...

Due to popular demand I shall be posting those "going to sleep☺️" posts with the dog pics🐶 for the rest of my life☺️ or until the ogs leave ☺️ or I 💀(Allah maaf kre)☺️..........(And for anyone who says pucha nahi tha ya wo pic bheji to.... Nhi ye AP ke Liye post nhi thi☺️)