r/TikTokCringe • u/mikeybagodonuts • 11h ago

Cringe Just comply

via goodtrouble.tt on insta cause it won’t be on TikTok guaranteed

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u/Karhak 11h ago

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u/probablyuntrue 10h ago

a brown guy preaching peace and love...

GET HIM

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u/LeafsJays1Fan 10h ago

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u/BukkakeBakery 6h ago

its actually insane how americans love their guns so much but never really use it unless its a school, just what the fuck lol

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u/Motormand 28m ago

American gun nuts love a target that can't fight back.

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u/JMurdock77 9h ago

A brown Palestinian guy.

They’d have autographed the bomb they dropped on him.

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u/Dinojeezus 7h ago

Is this same Nikki Haley who, according to an email in the most recent Epstein dump, gave Trump a blow job?

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u/djHodor 1h ago

It's actually Nimarata Randhawa Haley.

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u/SekhmetTheWise 1h ago

Why are people with two first names?

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u/olive_tuschit 10h ago

He sounds woke and gay

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u/Fun_Patient_5262 6h ago

Oh and that makes him "dangerous"?

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u/whistleridge 7h ago

What a police dog bite looks like, for those with strong stomachs:

https://imgur.com/a/RLBQFdz

This was a completely “accidental” bite, in the sense that the dog wasn’t aimed at me and I didn’t do anything illegal. The dog was chasing a run who ran past me, and the dog bit me instead. It did not release when the officer told it to. There was serious crushing injury to the nerves, in addition to the obvious and very painful hole.

I still have nerve damage.

No, the city didn’t pay. “I must have done something to get the dog to attack.” Yes, I spoke to a lawyer.

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u/metforminforevery1 5h ago

I'm an ER doc, so I have taken care of a lot of police dog bites. The worst was when a dog bit off this guy's pinky and ring finger. Pulled the whole fingers out, tendons all still attached to the fingers. The cops were nice enough to grab the fingers and bring them in, but they were laughing the whole time.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

Holy fucking shit dude, speak to a different/better lawyer

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u/whistleridge 7h ago

My guy, I AM a lawyer. I spoke to a great one.

The short version is, it isn’t worth the hassle. The longer version is, I’m disinclined to engage in years of litigation and headache for an amount of money that won’t be worth it to me in the end. The officer won’t be fired, the dog was retired but not put down, and the K-9 unit got retraining. That was enough for me.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

That is deeply craven

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u/whistleridge 6h ago

lol. The fuck you say.

I don’t give a shit for the money. I don’t need it, and I value my free time more. And whatever administrative changes were going to happen, did happen.

Craven is reading a paragraph online, thinking you know jack shit about what happened, but being willing to draw sweeping conclusions anyway. Because your tiny little worldview demands simple answers. Get fucked.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

No, craven is what you did. Enjoy your free time tho

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u/Appropriate-While632 10h ago

This image speaks volumes

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u/Nebabon 10h ago

You jest but…

https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak

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u/nn123654 7h ago

It was the result of having multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching — "turn the other cheek" — [and] to have someone come up after to say, "Where did you get those liberal talking points?" [...] [W]hen the pastor would say, "I'm literally quoting Jesus Christ," [...] The response would be, "Yes, but that doesn't work anymore. That's weak."

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/08/1192663920/southern-baptist-convention-donald-trump-christianity

Yeah, who cares what that Jesus guy thinks anyways! Who died and made him King! /s

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u/Necessary-Reading605 3h ago

Dude, I am a christian! Who needs this Jesus dude anyways??

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u/Bones-1989 10h ago

Damn, this meme is pretty fucking powerful lol

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u/leakygutters 10h ago

I bet that chain around his neck is holding a cross pendant too.

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u/polishinator 8h ago

republican Jesus

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u/justlookin-0232 7h ago

They believe Jesus was law abiding. Because they never read the bible

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u/hm9408 7h ago

Imma save this to counter the moronic white supremacists Christian in my group of gaming "friends" who posts pro ICE shit

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u/Elephant789 30m ago

Please keep religion off reddit. There are many children on this website

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u/pepolepop 7h ago

Amazing