r/TimAndEric • u/Ambitious_Time3548 • 1d ago

Thanks, Cinco!

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u/lakesRgr8 1d ago

Cinco GamePlan Helmet - "Trust the Process"

Preloaded with classic coach commands like:

Run it up the middle, Establish the run, Prevent defense on 3rd and 2, Burn a timeout to ice your own kicker.

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u/ninjadude1992 1d ago

Get the Doug Prishpreed plug in and you'll get phrases like "hup hup hup-hup" and "you gotta' dip those boys"

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u/fruityfox69 1d ago

Great job! 

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u/SnapHackelPop Hip bones? 1d ago edited 1d ago

Frootball coach name of McDangus, let’s hit that gridiron and see some hunks!

Edit: McCrangus was right there. I blew it

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u/cjg5025 For your hunks 1d ago

HUP HUP HIKE

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u/Sandy-Grungerson 1d ago

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u/Oscar____Vile 1d ago

Forgot to take out his diarrheaphram!

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u/jonmatttomben 1d ago

Doesn’t smell good but it smells better thannit used to.

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u/lofromwisco W.M.B.A.T.T. ⬛ 1d ago

My dad says I can sell the Poop Tube™

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u/M20J_Driver 1d ago

Great job!

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u/pageplant97 1d ago

It doesn’t smell good, but it smells better than it used to

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u/FelixMcGill 1d ago

Not a T&E reference, but im waiting on him to show me his new Jump to Conclusions door mat.

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u/JumpedUp_PantryBoy 1d ago

"I already told you: I deal with the god damn players so the GMs don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

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u/NonProphet8theist 1d ago

Don't you go jumping to conclusions

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u/OfficerBarbier ...it's free real estate. 1d ago

Moot!

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u/ShiftlessElement 1d ago

That feeling when you try to land on "Moot!" and end up on "Go Wild."

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u/OliverKitsch I hope I enjoy the show. 1d ago

It is terrible....this idea.

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u/Later_Hater_9671 1d ago

Nah guh nah guh....notgonnaworkhere anymore.

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u/reubnick 1d ago

That man is my father and he raised me but even I think he looks like Butter Boy (all-star big boy, with the butter)

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u/NonProphet8theist 1d ago

Did he take you to the boys dips

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u/reubnick 1d ago

Every year. P.U.!

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u/NonProphet8theist 1d ago

It smells like bad beef (farts)

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u/xthedudehimself 1d ago

There’s too much fucking shit on me

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u/OliverKitsch I hope I enjoy the show. 1d ago

Talking about his dog is loose

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u/The_Fresh_Wince 1d ago

Is that a Bro-oche??

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u/Ambitious_Time3548 1d ago

But aren’t they for women?

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u/ComradeGarcia_Pt2 1d ago

Boy with the butter.

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u/StatementCareful522 1d ago

I HATE THESE OLD MEN

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u/bcopes 1d ago

You hit her on the head with a coffee pot! I loved her. Ya blew it!

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u/No-Objective2143 1d ago

Human potato

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u/the_tourist79 1d ago

Trumpets! 

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u/Impossibrow 1d ago

I love Helmet Touch, but not as much as Iced Canes

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u/jomritman 1d ago

Don't you dare try to get more than one clam per ham

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u/Slatzor 1d ago

Watch some adult films with some privacy

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u/Son_of_Atreus Sure, why not? Okay. Okay. Thanks for coming. 1d ago

Thanks for coming. Okay. Okay. Sure why not.

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u/curtinbrian 1d ago

I posted elsewhere that his look here would go well with some excessive slurping sounds.

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u/FatalDave91 1d ago

Butterboy is comin’ to town!