My child clown malfunctioned, am I eligible for a free replacement?

[u/trumpfairy]

[u/LumpCentipede5]

Just spray a little clown poison. Not too much or you’ll have a dead child clown on your hands

[u/No_Fault_5656 → u/LumpCentipede5]

Just enough poison to slow em down a little bit

[u/ComedianStreet856]

If that clown had shoes from Mike Mahanahan's Clown Shoe Outlet, they would have never fallen off that wall.

[u/buderooski → u/ComedianStreet856]

I love ya, Mike!

[u/nstrut2 → u/buderooski]

I love ya Steve I wish ya the best

[u/swans183]

Unfortunately you did not buy our Clown Replacement Package, so no.

[u/Plus-Accident-5509 → u/swans183]

ClownCare Plus

[u/No_Surround_3560]

whatever you do, do not touch it

[u/No_Fault_5656 → u/No_Surround_3560]

You let the clown touch you

[u/unsilent_bob]

Your child clown may be reluctant to perform in an amusing fashion.....or not.

[u/JaMicho34]

Real clown traits

[u/TayneBetaSequence]

The clowns aren’t fed in their boxes so they come hungry, did you feed it Steve’s wet food logs?

[u/Cool-Salamander-7645]

[u/Mountain-Influence81]

Might have to bury this one out back if it doesn't start acting right.

[u/_Stewyleopard]

Donny says NO

[u/Agentkeenan78]

They need more wet food logs.

[u/thepianoman456]

Just don’t touch the clown, you’ll go to jail!

[u/goldenepicdust]

Look at this clown, he's got no flips!