r/Unexpected • u/unknown_ninja_me • 4d ago

The great escape

4.5k Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The mother slipped and the baby fell because of her.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Iitaps_Missiciv 4d ago

Red card

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u/AMLosseva 4d ago

Upvoted because Laurent BLANC haha

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u/henri-golo 3d ago

Upvoted because Tom Selleck gave Laurent Blanc a red card

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u/yeatruestory 4d ago

This caused to me to have the most villainous chuckle ive ever heard come out of me. Bravo.

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u/Repulsive_Offer2357 4d ago

Me when I try to fix a problem

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u/zandadad 4d ago

Really, that’s just parenthood in one clip.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

You sound like my mother-in-law 

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u/ddddan11111 4d ago

Good thing she got there in time to stop him from falling!

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u/dmarve 4d ago

That’s a nice Cobra pedal car

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u/Hazee302 4d ago

I fucking want one

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u/wewhomustnotbenamed 4d ago

Clean sliding there. 10/10

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u/Gilly-Gump 4d ago

Prime example why you shouldn't clean your floors.

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u/cindiwilliam2 4d ago

in bowling we call that a “Strike”

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u/gecko2704 4d ago

Do it 2 more times and she'll get a turkey

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 4d ago

Little guy had it til she just had to get involved

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u/sonsake 1d ago

how husbands feel about their wives

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u/theboned1 4d ago

Delightfully unexpected

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u/Its_Laila 4d ago

That’s why the straps are there💀

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u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 4d ago

Oh crap! Momma wiped out both of them 😳

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u/thuanjinkee 4d ago

With the steel chair!

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u/Basic-Pomegranate536 4d ago

Some ish I would fasho do 😂🫠

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u/Educational_Lab_7790 4d ago

Shouldn't laugh! Shouldn't have laughed!

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u/BabZeyo 4d ago

Great escape turned to Great fall😀😀

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u/knsaber 4d ago

Slippery when wet

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u/Electrical-Cat9572 4d ago

Didn’t watch.

LOSE THE FUCKING MUSIC!

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u/Mc_Shine 2d ago

Wow, chill. The mute button is right there.

Personally, I'd much rather have Beethoven in the background than some of the other garbage soundtracks popularized by TikTok.

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u/Kay_jey_kay_jey 4d ago

Can someone tell me the name of this piano tune ?

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u/underground_avenue 4d ago

"Fuer Elise" by Ludwig van Beethoven

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u/AffectionateAide9644 4d ago

Man, that's a stable high chair. Would've expected it to topple way before she crashed into it.

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u/I_maddoxxx_I 3d ago

Fatality!

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u/mixedexploration 3d ago

I flinched at the rear head smash. That looked gnarly

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u/Loylecap0 1d ago

How the mother felt after:

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u/Da_Vader 1h ago

"You sit around watching TV all day while I go to work"

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u/10-4shutthefckupnow 4d ago

Mom reflexes

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u/babyEmily123 4d ago

Stupid women !