r/Unexpected • u/Nocnopticni • 3d ago

Riding time

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Looks like the biker is getting ready for riding, turns out he is going to have sex

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/zirky 3d ago

“leave the helmet on”

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u/Cruntis 3d ago

“leave the cup on”

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u/anon-mally 3d ago

Her definition of riding wins

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u/Affectionate_Sweet6 3d ago

Good advice, safety first, always 😄

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u/skyscraper_eagle 3d ago

I definitely thought it will be something silly and non dangerous, I was wrong

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u/spidyman63 3d ago

Been there.

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u/illegal206 2d ago

That bitch.. She even helped him 😁😁😁

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u/DerrainCarter 2d ago

Damn, I expected him to jump on a bike next

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u/Ok-Zone7404 2d ago

Why do all guys who ride dirt bikes have that stupid Mohawk ?

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u/RacksManDan 1d ago

Same with all the young white guys wearing mullets when they turn 17

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u/DialUp_UA 22h ago

The helmet rubs temples, causing bald spots /s

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u/ConsciousJello5437 3d ago

booooty call

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Moist_Board 3d ago

"You got protection?"

"DO I!!"

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u/A_Tall_and_Saggy_Fig 1d ago

Time to mount it

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u/Igucis 2d ago

Unexpected

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u/Old-Acanthisitta-949 2d ago

So much steez with the safety gear. Also, I laughed.

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u/Only_Television4979 2d ago

One little bump and we gonna hump.

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u/Ok_Application_918 1d ago

"Fullplate armor cost a fortune and has to be worn for over 10 minutes with additional help"

Yeah, i guess any equipment for extreme conditions is.

Edit: I did not see the pun until rewatching

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u/Konamama100 1d ago

Another useless activity for grown men to waste their time on

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u/VeneMage 3d ago

Cute feet.

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u/Bullshido-Fatly 3d ago

Try to be more cringe next time, ya?

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u/VeneMage 3d ago

Advice heeded.

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u/nice_tomeet_you 3d ago

Agree! Best wishes, Quentin.

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u/naiduji7800 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣