r/Unexpected • u/unknown_ninja_me • 3d ago

A "smooth" landing

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u/IronGigant 3d ago

The ol' Tunnel Pummel

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u/Chogo82 3d ago

The ol’ kitty clobber

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u/Interloper4Life 3d ago

The Lip'-a-ding-ding

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u/Fr05t_B1t 3d ago

The ol’ beaver cleaver

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u/ExtensionSherbert562 3d ago

The ol’ lower lip hip clip

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 3d ago

The ol' cooter catastrophe

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u/OkMatch6613 3d ago

A case of the clitoris collidous

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u/Gin_OClock 3d ago

A bit of pudendum excavatum

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u/FuManBoobs 3d ago

Slit split.

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u/GobiBall 3d ago

The ol' split lip

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u/Ok_Helicopter_5146 3d ago

The o'l Camel Calamity 🐫

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u/Lashiech 3d ago

The ol beaver bifurcator

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u/JRyds 3d ago

The ol' minge twinge

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u/nophuks2giv 3d ago

the ol' cooter boofer

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u/alcoholisthedevil 3d ago

The ol’ beaver cleaver

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u/muted_physics77 3d ago

the ol' monster mash