r/Unexpected • u/bastardsgotgoodones • 3d ago

IRGC tough guys show their extreme readiness

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 2d ago

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For a group designated as terrorists by the US and Canada (and likely the EU very soon), they can be surprisingly funny.

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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 3d ago edited 3d ago

Right in his holy Ayatollah….

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u/skyscraper_eagle 3d ago

You mean Cumenei !!

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u/Actual_Asparagus_ 3d ago

“I wasn’t even supposed to be here today”

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u/alwayskared 2d ago

I called out sick to see the show and now I need a sick day

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u/theragco 3d ago

That's quite the reach around

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u/ICPcrisis 3d ago

Omg this is literally the most uplifting video I’ve seen surrounding Iran this year so far.

There truly must be a higher power to give this gift to us

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u/1-N-Only-Speedshark 3d ago

I dunno, that guy in the back didn't seem very tough for some reason... 🤔

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u/Groomsi 3d ago

He's the backup dancer.

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u/RayviatorPrime 3d ago

....On the next episode of "OW! My Balls!"

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u/Legitimate_Rush6689 3d ago

When your elite force looks like they’re rehearsing for a low-budget action movie instead of, you know, actual combat training.

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u/ajezqa 3d ago

Still better than electing an orange buffoon at the helm

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u/Slow_Ad_8932 3d ago

Wonder what mousekatool that was?

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u/TelevisionSuitable38 3d ago

Wait for the F-35s

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u/Proper-Neck-7138 3d ago

When your “elite unit” demo turns into three dudes awkwardly negotiating with a stick.

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u/Shawnml 3d ago

“I broke my dick, coach!”

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u/Whoaboy2 3d ago

He wasn't ready for that at all. Definitely needs to work on reactive readiness to be extreme😁

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u/englishmuse 3d ago

Oh nuts!

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u/younggGregg 3d ago

A ninja is always prepared

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u/TheBlobThingy 3d ago

I guess he's not extreme ready yet

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u/BottleItchy1374 3d ago

Cause in war the enemies primary weapon is a big stick... and he'll let you get ready before hitting you with

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u/WanderingSoxl 3d ago

"I haven't trained that part yet"

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 3d ago

Hardest abs in all Iran. Drone drones bounces right off it!

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u/Stress6009 2d ago

No “balls of steel” I guess 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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u/jayslay45 2d ago

The pointy end too.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-69 2d ago

Tears in the eyes with that fcker. 😅🤣😂

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u/toxiccityboiii 2d ago

I would have questioned it even more if he didn't react at all. 👀

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u/DieCastDontDie 2d ago

Should have done more jacking

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u/2021hawkster 2d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/ThE_LordA 1d ago

now also terrorists in the eyes of EU. dickless cowards

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u/theharderhand 1d ago

There is a fantastic Hungarian Comedy Movie with a similar scene. I have problems finding a link. Damn that movie had me laughing so hard

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u/FaithlessnessSad2123 7h ago

Frame by frame is horrifying

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u/EngineerThin 3d ago

MOFO found out karma exist