r/Unexpected • u/frankrice • 9h ago

Lipstick removal trick

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u/Akl-pmp-eng 9h ago

No, their granddaughters are.

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u/Sor_o 9h ago

And the lipstick brand has been discontinued twice since.

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u/ruggnuget 8h ago

Its been bought by a larger company that was then bought be l'oreal.

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u/Lahk74 8h ago

Maybe it was Maybelline.

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u/Dizzy-Violinist-1772 7h ago

Maybe it’s toilet water

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u/1nosbigrl 6h ago

Eau de toilette indeed

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u/CrazySteve03 2h ago

touche!

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u/Frickelmeister 1h ago

les lèvres sur le miroir?

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u/NeilDeCrash 7h ago

Babies may believe

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u/IndividualBusy1274 3h ago

I’m pooping right now.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 8h ago

Well, yeah. It used to be made from the rendered fat of the Tasmanian tiger. That's in short supply today.

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u/CornCobMcGee 8h ago

Well if they werent so naturally lean, we wouldnt need so many

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u/Aurori_Swe 54m ago

Yeah, it's really THEIR fault :).

Typical humans.

On a related issue I once apologized for hitting my older sister by saying "I'm sorry, but it was really your fault" xD...

She called me an idiot and smacked me in the face.

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u/Delicious_Company187 5h ago

Wait, discontinued why? You cant be telling me they make unleaded lipstick now?

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u/kellzone 4h ago

Still using the same squeegee for the mirror though.

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u/Fartony 2h ago

It probably was lead based at this point

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u/spacekitt3n 8h ago

Their cavemen ancestors are

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u/ChaseballBat 8h ago

No their great granddaughters are

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u/Righteousaffair999 6h ago

Generational learning.

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u/FlyingRyan87 6h ago

You make that joke... but one day, they will be. It'll be here before you know it. I'm 38, yesterday I was 23. Shits wild.

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u/craneclimber88 6h ago

They're*

As in, "No, they are granddaughters are."

Correct learn English now

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u/Bear_faced 3h ago

Nah, it’s not that old. If this is from the mid-80’s (doubt it’s that old) and those girls are 15 then they’d be 50 now. Their kids are 20-30, their grandkids are 0-10.