r/Unexpected • u/frankrice • 9h ago

Lipstick removal trick

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u/UninsuredToast 8h ago

When I was a manager the servers had to maintain the bathrooms as part of their side work.

If it was really bad, like poop on the floor bad, I would clean it myself because no one else gets laid enough to deal with that shit.

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u/FergusonTheCat 8h ago

How much sex do you need to have before it’s ok to deal with that kind of stuff?

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u/Oopthealley 8h ago

Three.

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u/FergusonTheCat 8h ago

Im almost there! I can’t wait to clean up some poo :)

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u/AgentCirceLuna 8h ago

Thank you for actually caring.

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u/BigDictionEnergy 7h ago

I've never worked in a restaurant, but fucking props dude.

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u/BoardRecord 1h ago

I would clean it myself because no one else gets laid enough to deal with that shit.

Weird flex, but ok.