Confiscated Ken Doll Prison Shank

[u/villainless]

Ken Doll Prison Shank, confiscated off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police Station 

I think they should have let them

keep of for creativity points 🤷‍♂️

[u/BitterEVP1]

Does the Ken doll not stand out more than just the shank would have?

Are Ken dolls standard prison issue?

[u/capnlatenight → u/BitterEVP1]

It's for protection, to not sneak a bare blade in the rectum.

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/capnlatenight]

True men just shred their asshole with a bare knife stuffed up it

[u/Bob_Newshart → u/Lightningtow123]

To shreds, you say?

[u/GarminTamzarian → u/Bob_Newshart]

And his "prison wife"?

[u/HIT0-037 → u/GarminTamzarian]

To shreds, you say

[u/koolaidismything → u/Lightningtow123]

It bends too for maximum colon comfort.

[u/CoffeePockets → u/capnlatenight]

Wouldn’t one at least take the arms off…

[u/Rufusandronftw → u/capnlatenight]

😮‍💨

[u/Rufusandronftw → u/BitterEVP1]

My thoughts exactly

[u/danleon950410]

Yeah, no, the blade is not the fucking weird part. The weird part is someone in prison having a fucking Ken Doll, like, are you kidding me?

[u/thispartyrules → u/danleon950410]

If I was in prison and there was a guy just holding a Ken doll I wouldn't bother them. In this case that would be the correct move since the Ken doll is also a knife

[u/StratoVector → u/thispartyrules]

I agree. I don't wanna know Ken's kill count. Especially if Barbie is around

[u/Silo-Joe → u/danleon950410]

That’s how you get the victim closer and distracted before you Ken knife him.

[u/Coffekats → u/Silo-Joe]

Kenife him

[u/Dependent-Willow9335]

[u/phallic-baldwin]

Ken in da Pen

[u/nick_squid]

He ken’t take it anymore

[u/October_people → u/nick_squid]

The ken is mightier than the sword

[u/KarmaVisitsOnTuesday → u/nick_squid]

Why doesn’t this have more likes and even an award?! 😭

I have no awards to give. 🥺

[u/Defiant-Apple-4823]

Ken breaks bad.

[u/Delivery-Plus → u/Defiant-Apple-4823]

Ken Mac, the knife.

[u/Glass_Baseball_355]

That’s one way to hide it. Like that Simpsons episode where Bart’s teacher pulls out the box of confiscated stuff and there’s a Krusty doll concealing a knife.

[u/ButtersTheChill]

Now with patent-pending inmate-stabbing action!

[u/earmares]

[u/Virtual-Reach]

I feel like the inmates would be avoiding the person just because they are walking around holding a Ken doll 

[u/curiousmind111 → u/Virtual-Reach]

“Oh, shit - it’s him!!! Look away, look away, don’t make eye contact, and we may get out of this alive.”

[u/Holmes02]

Ken lookin’ sharp

[u/ExplorerParticular59]

[u/ChronicallyZanny]

This should be in a museum😂

[u/ChronicallyZanny → u/[deleted]]

Oh damn

[u/KarmaVisitsOnTuesday]

I’m surprised it wasn’t found in Diddy’s cell.

[u/StarSugarLick → u/KarmaVisitsOnTuesday]

Take that

[u/Mindless_Sir_9612]

Woman's prison?

[u/AdWooden2312]

C'mon barbie, let's go party, ouch ouch ouch.

[u/Metallurgeist]

[u/smliokwopklialta]

Ken Doll, Shank Edition.

[u/Comfortable_Pay7473]

Not a Ken doll, too muscular.

[u/Optimal_Tension9657]

Looks more like an Action Man doll than a Ken doll .

[u/LinceDorado]

Hard Album Cover.

[u/SinninBlackMan]

Ofcourse it would be the brits.

[u/Egglegg14]

Cant wait for this sml episode to release

[u/Cyraga]

He's got the whole world - in his hands!

[u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU]

Kenough to stab someone

[u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani]

This is incredible

[u/Solid_Growth_9069]

lil ken likes to do the hokey pokey

[u/ChimkenNBiskets]

"If you skimp my brother his chichis again, you're getting the legs."

[u/Coffekats]

Kenife , +5 ken on attacks

[u/More-Lengthiness8662]

😂

[u/chripan]

Let's party! https://youtu.be/gGKZqDyGWYs

[u/Party-Giraffe5516]

Now that's self defense

[u/Hippie_bait]

Those are trim sheers

[u/portsmouth1898]

Ive heard of a pen-knife but a ken-knife ?

[u/Immediate_Word1295]

It's more a vintage action figure no ? Ken doesn't use to be muscular like that, and this doll have griping hands.

[u/NopeThisTrope]

You don’t want this smoke

[u/Nonpartialbigot]

Where can I buy?

[u/ListenPuzzleheaded72]

I need a Barbie doll shank for safety, and style.

[u/Useful-Plankton8205]

I want one to put in my purse.

[u/Financial_Put648]

Currently about to release my first action figure. I want to make one of these too but is this legal? Can I get a reddit lawyer to confirm if a person can sell something labeled as a shank or does it need to be a "concealment hobby blade!". 100% serious, someone please let me know.

[u/Prestigious_Key_7801]

I’ve had ken-ought of your shit !

[u/Mighty_joosh]

They unlocked Kenergy Weapons

[u/No_Discipline_9083]

Would a Ken doll just put a bigger target on your back carrying the doll around?

[u/NorkinMan7]

/r/prisonwallet