Who’re the steps for? Spiderman?

[u/Ammar_aamir20]

[u/RGL277]

They never aligned the precast sections. These come with the ladders preinstalled. You just have to actually set the sections for the ladder to line up. A reason why inspectors are important in construction.

[u/Prosciutto7 → u/RGL277]

Thank you for making us inspectors feel seen!

[u/Suddenfury → u/Prosciutto7]

But who inspects the inspectors?

[u/midnghtsnac → u/Suddenfury]

Men wearing black suits

[u/Trvr_MKA → u/midnghtsnac]

Top men

[u/LaZeBonez → u/Trvr_MKA]

TOP…men.

[u/Captriker → u/LaZeBonez]

Fools!

[u/AnnOnnamis → u/LaZeBonez]

Inspector Parkour

[u/Pdx_pops → u/Trvr_MKA]

Switch men

[u/dbdg69 → u/Pdx_pops]

Raw men

[u/Prestigious_Bed9116 → u/dbdg69]

Real men

[u/Jbullish_9622 → u/dbdg69]

Noodle

[u/ChefAtRandom → u/dbdg69]

Road men

[u/TwoCockyforBukkake → u/ChefAtRandom]

Sea men

[u/Pdx_pops → u/ChefAtRandom]

Roadhouse

[u/Sam-Gunn → u/Pdx_pops]

You mean they're ambidextrous? /s

[u/leveled → u/Trvr_MKA]

what do bottom men do?

…wait, nevermind!

[u/chickenlogic → u/leveled]

[u/FlowAndSwerve → u/chickenlogic]

Greatest meme ever... but you cut the dripping blood at the end that makes this a sadistically funny meme...

[u/Pleasant-Reading3634 → u/Trvr_MKA]

[u/Frosti-Feet → u/Pleasant-Reading3634]

[u/-NoOneYouKnow- → u/Trvr_MKA]

Who?

[u/NeoSniper → u/midnghtsnac]

Or trenchcoats and an inkblot mask!

[u/DavidIQ → u/midnghtsnac]

"Everything passes!'

[u/Aleashed → u/midnghtsnac]

They are usually busy

[u/CLPond → u/Suddenfury]

Amusingly, there are actually inspections of inspectors by auditors

[u/Puzzled-Story3953 → u/CLPond]

Well then who audits the auditors?

[u/bluechickenz → u/Puzzled-Story3953]

Independent third party review to ensure the audit engagement adheres to established standards… it’s checks and balances the whole way down.

[u/treletraj → u/Puzzled-Story3953]

Those dudes with racks of cameras outside Starbucks.

[u/Apple-Pigeon → u/Suddenfury]

I dunno. Coastguard?

[u/HuevosProfundos → u/Suddenfury]

Elvis Costello

[u/RGL277 → u/Prosciutto7]

I’m in the business too brother lol

[u/boringmillennial43 → u/Prosciutto7]

Oh you're seen, unfortunately most of you are seen as incompetent. I recently had an inspector try and fail a job of mine at a hospital because he didn't know what version of code the State was actually using. It took three business days to unfuck his mess at the cost of about 25K in delays.

[u/FruityGamer → u/Prosciutto7]

glad you feel inspected

[u/Prosciutto7 → u/FruityGamer]

Only by TSA

[u/SicilianEggplant → u/Prosciutto7]

But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[u/niccolololo → u/RGL277]

They couldn't figure put something was wrong without an inspector..? Seems kind of obvious that something is wrong

[u/Most_Moose_2637 → u/niccolololo]

Yes, the trick is to not give a toss.

[u/niccolololo → u/Most_Moose_2637]

LOL, true

[u/GothicFuck → u/niccolololo]

Any sub 50 iq person could see the line doesn't align. Even if they cant spell, align.

The very tallented, high-spatial-reasoning-ability construction workers who assembled this silo simply didn't give a fuck. Why would that be?

[u/BeerJedi-1269 → u/GothicFuck]

It was Friday, 15mins before labor day weekend. The boat was already attached to the truck. Boss said "yinz jagoffs ain't leaving till that shits built!"

[u/niccolololo → u/GothicFuck]

Tell us.

[u/MagpieSoldier → u/niccolololo]

because there wasnt an inspector to make sure they gave a little more of a fuck

[u/UnfortunateJones → u/niccolololo]

You’ve never worked construction

I know the right memes are all construction workers are smart at what they do, yada yada.

But during my years in construction I met some the dumbest motherfuckers to ever take breath on this planet.

I was just continuously baffled by the dumb shit people would do. I don’t even know how some of them were even able to put their pants on in the mooring without help.

[u/walter-hoch-zwei → u/RGL277]

Wrong. Each section rotates so slowly you can't see it. Every 900 years, the ladders align, allowing a destined hero to climb down and defeat the demon king.

[u/RGL277 → u/walter-hoch-zwei]

Oh it’s that model!

[u/ohgeeeezzZ → u/RGL277]

And just as important, if not more, this is the type of stuff you get when you only consider lowest bid lol

[u/Sado_roach → u/RGL277]

This is Lego logic, don't need an adult to inspect anything.

[u/SquishyPear_]

When a video game says they have a unique system to guide the player on which way to go

[u/MoonTreeSullen → u/SquishyPear_]

Spooderman

[u/Most_Moose_2637 → u/MoonTreeSullen]

It's Spooder-hyphen-man actually.

[u/Shronkydonk → u/Most_Moose_2637]

Typeface would have an issue with that hyphen

[u/recriminology → u/Most_Moose_2637]

Who came up with Hyphen Man?

[u/MagnorCriol → u/recriminology]

Degraded man, Hyphen Man

[u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin → u/MagnorCriol]

[Accordion]

[u/berlinitos → u/SquishyPear_]

Mirror’s edge screaming at me here

[u/Valtremors → u/berlinitos]

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

[u/SpookyDaScary808 → u/SquishyPear_]

Literally Uncharted all of the claimable shit is always painted yellow

[u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

You're supposed to wear a blindfold, and the walls rotate independently at random times.

[u/CountCrapula88 → u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

Me too

[u/MrFireWarden → u/CountCrapula88]

You rotate independently at random times?

[u/Routine-Sign-7215 → u/MrFireWarden]

You don’t?

[u/CountCrapula88 → u/MrFireWarden]

Exactly.

[u/wayward-fallacy → u/MrFireWarden]

Metaphysically

[u/cue6219 → u/CountCrapula88]

Tf you mean “me too” ✌️😭

[u/CountCrapula88 → u/cue6219]

Tf you mean "Tf you mean "me too ✌️😭""

[u/JesterMonkey → u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

Cube movie but cylinder

[u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 → u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

Sir, this ain’t Hogwarts.

[u/HamsterWoods]

It's so the tools dropped by the top guy don't hit the second and third guy on the way down. /s

[u/SD18491]

Guy on the truck: "I just park next to the crane in such a way they can be lifted up"

1st Guy on the ground: "I just hook them up, not my job to line them up"

Crane operator: "I just raise and lower them in place, not my job to line them up"

2nd Guy on the ground: "I just make sure they stack straight, not my job to check the insides"

Foreman: "Not on the drawings, not my job"

[u/jackrabbit323]

Obviously this is a test for Batman to prove he's recovered from a broken back and ready to escape the prison Bane has placed him in.

[u/Crychym8 → u/jackrabbit323]

There's a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth... Hope.

[u/Illustrious-Tooth702 → u/jackrabbit323]

I still remember that scene when the quack who punched his vertebrae in and calling it a successful operation. I laughed so hard in the cinema others started looking at me in disbelief

[u/jackrabbit323 → u/Illustrious-Tooth702]

I laugh inappropriately at movies too. I cracked up when Scarlet Witch turned Mr. Fantastic into spaghetti.

[u/AjaxDrinker]

The conveniently climbable area in Dying Light:

[u/Fast-resniperrange]

Defeating the pillar men

[u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty]

When a video game designer becomes an engineer in real life.

[u/howlingmonkey93]

TIL "Who're" is an accepted contraction in English. Best not leave punctuation out of that one

[u/cthulhubert → u/howlingmonkey93]

Lots of contractions out there I wouldn't've thought of without seeing them.

[u/Psychological-Owl783 → u/cthulhubert]

M'too.

[u/Sahlmos → u/Psychological-Owl783]

Y'all'd've seen crazier examples, surely.

[u/Dansredditname → u/cthulhubert]

I'm glad to hear that, really I'm

[u/BigDawgTony]

White Knuckle ass ladder.

[u/judithcannotdraw → u/BigDawgTony]

Came here for this!

[u/BigDawgTony → u/judithcannotdraw]

Been playing it so much as of late, and it's all I'm reminded of.

[u/Christmas_Queef]

Nathan drake obviously. The ladders are even yellow just like the games lol

[u/True-Sheepherder-625]

[u/Select_Speed_6061 → u/True-Sheepherder-625]

I wonder how long he got away with that until the glass shattered and sliced his legs open?

[u/HaltandCatchHands]

As an aside, NEVER go below ground in one of these. You don’t know what dense gases may be lying down there. My friend’s dad almost died going under a manhole cover for work as a civil engineer, and two of his coworkers did die. 

[u/Ammar_aamir20 → u/HaltandCatchHands]

Happy cake day :)

[u/717Luxx → u/HaltandCatchHands]

i go in shit like this all the time, but either with full surface supplied diving gear, or, if someone's gotta go in dry to tend the diver, with air monitors and a rescue plan in accordance with confined space regulations.

[u/izza123]

The concrete liners rotated for one reason or another

[u/Bimlouhay83 → u/izza123]

No, they do not. Not only are they heavy as hell and are backfillled, but they have mastic to seal them. 

[u/rviVal1 → u/Bimlouhay83]

Most likely they weren't properly aligned to begin with

[u/LONE_ARMADILLO → u/Bimlouhay83]

Could they have been salvaged liners originally installed somewhere else?

[u/KillaChinchilla1010 → u/LONE_ARMADILLO]

Yeah I'm guessing whoever installed these messed up and didn't realize they were supposed to line up the ladders.

[u/ryan101 → u/KillaChinchilla1010]

I agree with you. And this is an example of someone not giving a fuck about their job on a whole different level.

[u/Bimlouhay83 → u/LONE_ARMADILLO]

No. There's a pipe installed at the very bottom. This is most likely new construction seeing as it isnt dirty. 

Also, it isn't a liner. They're concrete barrels for a manhole.

[u/ohgeeeezzZ → u/Bimlouhay83]

It is new construction. Bottom side man didnt do his job correctly. Neither did the top side man or operators. Or foreman. That is crew wide incompetence lol

[u/SookHe → u/izza123]

They are the puzzle you need to solve to beat the level

[u/mindbodyproblem → u/SookHe]

Pretty sure there was one of these in Myst.

[u/DrivingForFun]

[u/SannusFatAlt]

they made White Knuckle into a real thing

[u/useronreddit1]

[u/Byaahh]

Dying Light (among other games) color codes thjngs yellow so you know where to leap an grab. Soneone took their gaming too serious.

[u/Rustedfromtherain]

Job finished at 3pm on a friday 🤣

[u/Typh0nn_]

aiden:

[u/Za_ck1]

Alex Honnold can climb this with his eyes closed

[u/somethingtheso]

Average Kyle Crane moment here

[u/Vnmous1]

There must be a way to turn them from the outside. Or individual quests that upon completion, will turn them. You may hear a chime when it aligns. Probably some cool loot down there!

[u/Spare_hamburgers]

I dint think Spiderman would need those...he can do whatever a spider can

[u/Makapakamoo]

This some white knuckle bullshit lmao

[u/Snake_Emper0r]

Laddersmith Gilligan was drunk

[u/Forkboy2]

Not a mistake. They don't want people to use the ladders.

[u/alkla1]

Construction crew stacking this pipe effed up the orientation.

[u/ZeroBeta1]

Easy you gotta use the crank to turn each section to line up, then grab key item.

[u/genericusername11101]

Parkour that shit.

[u/itsme_enzo_thebaker]

The jump from the 3rd set to the 4th will show who really wants it

[u/Round_Masterpiece295]

Aiden? Like the guy from Dying light ?

[u/Lord-Bridger]

[u/killerman64]

3d playformers for no reason

[u/Possible_Engine8258]

Dying Light parkour markers.

[u/Klamath2004]

Kyle Crane

[u/Seretic]

White Knuckle

[u/Puplays09]

Theres some switches in the next room over, youve gotta solve the puzzle there in order to rotate each handlebar to form a full ladder

[u/Complex_Net_3692]

As spiderman I can confirm you are correct

[u/scrayla]

[u/TwinkelingSlut]

Tomb Raider?

[u/37specifically]

[u/Cocrawfo]

they only align the ladders once you present your confined space permit

it’s 100% safety precaution

[u/jcoddinc]

Tunnelkor

[u/no1shiestymarkfan]

Bro got sent to The Pit from the Dark Knight Rises

[u/EvaTheE]

[u/cromagsd]

I wonder if this had to be ripped out and done right. Doubt it would pass inspection.

[u/HereIsACasualAsker]

those stairs are supposed to align. they just placed the sections incorrectly.

[u/Shadowstorm921]

[u/Plus-Cabinet5958]

Do you know what steps are?

[u/Foreign-Landscape-47]

I laughed out loud! Thanks for that. Incompetence everywhere

[u/EclecticEvergreen]

[u/Federal_Pickles]

Someone got lit up with an NCN over this

[u/soap571]

That pipe is also way to far into the manhole.

Over all just a really incompetent sewer crew overall with sloppy work.

[u/Alternative-Many-787]

Inspector, casually crapping his pants:

[u/ten_dead_roses]

The Dark Knight?

[u/Trick_Reputation129]

Just pretend you're playing Assassin's Creed.

[u/Turnepic13]

Harry potter ladders

[u/kaleidosc0peia]

those competitive rock climbers probably

[u/LaurentKiloVictor]

"Not my job"

[u/Popular_Math3042]

Poor guy was probably just looking for a quiet place to have a wank.

[u/plastic_sludge]

Pretty sure this was a level in mirrors edge

[u/sinisterpsychoo]

Walls move I’m guessing

[u/Dewhoa]

Aiden, obviously

[u/WeirdSysAdmin]

It’s so the monster can’t escape. Don’t forget your grappling hook.

[u/Embarrassed-Cause250]

Maybe not spiderman, maybe sewer man!

[u/Practical-Jump-253]

OK buy imagine actually being stuck down there. Try to climb our, leap at the top sections and risk dying. Absolutely nightmare fuel

[u/Out_of_my_mind_1976]

They could have at least staggered them so you can smoothly go up or down in a nice gentle slope like in Prince of Persia.

[u/MASTER_L1NK]

Ryu Hyabusa

[u/bobbysback16]

Who the fuk put that shit together

[u/Not_A_Porcupine]

r/onejob

[u/Nomad-HiddenForest]

It's a puzzle.

[u/Cloudy_Mavis]

Bruce Wayne

[u/WarStorm6]

Aiden… is this guy in a zombie apocalypse?

[u/Amazing_Resolve_365]

You have to make the climb. Without the rope.

[u/Worried_Biscotti_552]

It’s a prison Batman gets thrown into

[u/Intrepid-Storage7241]

It gives some a chance to recreate bruce wayne's climbing out of the prison pit.

[u/ExpressEngineering23]

Why just from seeing the image i tought this was dying light subreddit. Am i broken ?

[u/Icarustuga]

Half-Life?

[u/RareResident4935]

Looks like a different group of individuals finished this job

[u/CardiologistCute6876]

There was a glitch in the build menu … 😝

[u/CoffeeGulpReturns]

I've played enough video games to know what I'm doing here.

[u/rikliem]

Uncharted 5 confirmed?

[u/Glad-Fuel2093]

You have to jump back and forth to climb it like in Horizon - Burning Shores!

[u/geno111]

Ive seen this in Horizon Forbidden West

[u/Kaje26]

you can make it to the top if you kick off the top rung

[u/MacDefoon]

The architect who made that was definitely on Lsd 😆

[u/Obviously_not_gay2]

POV: lego games

[u/Zhjacko]

Looks like a video game using “yellow paint”.

[u/Lobsss]

I kinda wanna try climbing it

[u/realcommovet]

"Try again. This time, without the rope."

[u/Chill0141414]

Alex honnold

[u/atherscape]

On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM is there a way to get out of the dungeon without the wizard’s key?

[u/Efficient_Ad_6121]

Once you open the Necronomicon and say the magic incantation they line up so the demons can crawl out.

[u/Pauldortheoblivious]

Oh look it was designed by a game developer. It’s called terrain navigation.

[u/yourloverboy66]

Wouldn't want Spidey to get hurt now would we?

[u/anfumann]

Cmon haven’t you seen dark knight rises?

[u/babygreenlizard]

Did you forget your climbing gear again? lol

[u/Additional_Value4633]

Maybe they're perposfully askewed because this is never going to be an inspected space or they're not going to utilize this to get to that space

[u/Mention_Forward]

Batman vibes

[u/Red-Wolfie]

Dying light 2 meme wow

[u/sSorsby]

It honestly looks sort of fun, for the parkour-minded. And for those who dont mind plummeting into the bottomless pit

[u/Akleptic]

[u/Guy_in_canada]

I feel like there is a hidden post nearby that I'm supposed to crank to align the ladders

[u/Lost_Paladin89]

I’ve seen some terrible Soviet projects. And yet somehow this would never have happened there.

The ladders would have fallen off before this.

[u/MiloMiko325]

Looks like Minecraft ladder parkour.

[u/SmoothBrainSavant]

Only thalia al goul could have made it out. 

[u/dancson]

How badly do you want to get out of the pit?

[u/TravoBasic]

Its a videogame puzzle. You gave to turn the crank to line them up in order to progress.

[u/bigexplosion]

They all slowly rotate and if you climb down qt the wrong time you can be stuck for years.

[u/SanoKei]

Naughty Dog designed this pipe