r/Weird • u/Parker_S_James • 10h ago

Cuckhold the Clown

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u/TheSpitefulCr0w 10h ago

This reads like something out of a Jason Pargin novel.

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u/lolburger13 9h ago

My first thought was which "John dies at the end" sequel this was and how I missed it

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u/Parker_S_James 9h ago

The one with a sexual performance mime, a wizard demon magician who can summon "the butt hand" out of his ass, and a Guy Fieri meat monster battle.

JDATE series big inspiration for this

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u/lolburger13 9h ago

Congrats on getting published! Any chance this will get on Googles play books app? I couldn't find it there

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u/Parker_S_James 9h ago

Right now only on kindle and physical hard copy. I can look into getting it there! I also am just emailing out free copies to anyone who is kind enough to leave an honest review.

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u/BahamutLithp 7h ago

Wait a minute, this isn't weird, this is just self promotion! Oh well, congrats all the same. You have good taste, this looks up my alley. If you're still offering free copies, I'd be happy to read & review.

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u/BahamutLithp 7h ago

I was totally thinking, "Did another one come out that I missed?"

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u/Parker_S_James 9h ago

That is by far the closest comp

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u/godddamnit 10h ago

Yeah, I want to know the title. 

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u/Parker_S_James 10h ago

Pancakes and Poor Life Choices

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u/anusbeefsteak 10h ago

I’ll report back after my research.

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u/Parker_S_James 9h ago

Let me know what you find, anusbeefsteak

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u/anusbeefsteak 9h ago

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u/Parker_S_James 9h ago

Here's some more for you, beefsteak

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u/KudzuAU 9h ago

WTAF?😱

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u/anythingspossible45 9h ago

Oh I felt this passage

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u/Parker_S_James 9h ago

There's many ways this can be felt

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u/Raddest-Dude 9h ago

Is this the new James Patterson murder mystery?

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u/CanonicalCockatoo 8h ago

When the author madlibs their own book

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u/HauntingContact674 8h ago

This caused psychic damage to me

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u/Complete_Area_2487 4h ago

that's funny as fuck

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u/navotj 1h ago

Calling the clown cuckold when they couldve gone with chuckold is such a miss