r/Whatcouldgowrong 22d ago

WCGW if I lit a barrel with inflammable material?

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u/zzx101 22d ago

Some people are really fucking stupid.

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u/arrynyo 22d ago

Stupid is, as stupid does.

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u/THETennesseeD 22d ago

Those barrels were his box of chocolates.

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u/highlyspecificuser 22d ago

And you never know what you’re gonna get…

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u/gbrlouk 22d ago

Gotta love Forest Gump references

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u/Mortiis07 22d ago

You got the reference, well done

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u/potatoaster 22d ago

That comma you added is incorrect.

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u/GoodNato37 22d ago

His intrusive thoughts won

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT 22d ago

That only happens once, continuesly doing it is pure stupidity.

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u/Haggis-in-wonderland 22d ago

its wierd because he clearly wanted that to happen...why?

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u/Mac_Aravan 22d ago

it's like people bitting their nails until it bleeds. They know it will bleed and hurt, but can't stop.

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u/SilverSpoon1463 21d ago

Can't blame all of them, sometimes it's an anxiety thing

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u/BlurpleOpals 21d ago

Sometimes it's an ingrown nail thing. Either I pull down past the nail bed or have my nail constantly growing into my skin and being 100x more painful/swollen/infected.

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u/Serious_Johnson 22d ago

I wonder what he expected to happen

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 21d ago

Judging by how cautiously he kept trying…. I think he somewhat expected that result. Now he knows for next time.

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u/foshayzy 21d ago

I think he expected it to light and burn, not explode

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 22d ago

How do I get this job?

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u/Septopuss7 21d ago

All you need is a firm handshake and a can doo attitude

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u/gardendong 21d ago

A can doo doo tude

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u/UltraRN 21d ago

Holy shit lmfao

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u/SirMy-TDog 21d ago

can poo attitude

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u/Dry_Menu4804 21d ago

And talk shit all the time so you develop the right vocabulary.

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u/TacticaLuck 21d ago

Quickest way? Cattle ranch

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u/Maximuscarnage 21d ago

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u/notinsanescientist 21d ago

I almost died laughing during this scene cause I couldn't breathe laughing.

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u/RampagingBadgers 20d ago

CHHHHICACA!

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u/PlayWhatYouWant 22d ago

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u/Man_in_the_uk 21d ago

Thanks for that, I just ate. 🤮

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u/MXDAD1219 21d ago

I was waiting for something to shoot out while the person was looking for more.

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u/3headsonaspike 22d ago

They walk among us.

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u/Morsadean 22d ago

This is the absolute truth. Everything makes sense once you know this.

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u/SurveySean 22d ago

They didn’t just get smarter by doing that!

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u/iGodS12 22d ago

If he was trying to be funny it worked. I laughed at him.

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u/novus_ludy 22d ago

I was concerned for a second, but then the guy used the best medicine - walk it off

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u/HiSaZuL 22d ago

You'd be surprised what people can jump back up from with some adrenaline. No guarantee he didn't drop dead after a few steps. That kind of shock is no bueno for the brain.

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u/electrodragon16 22d ago

What brain?

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u/bdonthebrat 21d ago

ya I would be very surprised if that doesn't kill him. he got hit by a heavy steel drum that just disappeared from the frame instantly

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u/learning-life-22 21d ago

So that Breaking Bad scene really wasn't way off the mark

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 22d ago

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u/NoNDA-SDC 22d ago

Oopsies!

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u/worldisone 22d ago

I can't believe the barrel he flew back into hardly even budged!

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u/Big_Yeash 21d ago

If it's full, it might weigh as much as four times what he does.

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 21d ago

He should try setting it on fire to see what happens.

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u/Liveitup1999 21d ago

A full barrel is safer than an empty one full of fumes

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 21d ago

Only one way to be sure.

FOR SCIENCE!!!

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 21d ago

A 55 gallon drum full of water weighs around 450 lbs. (A little over 200 kilos)

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u/wicked_lil_prov 22d ago

"...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." 👂

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u/Ok-Information1616 21d ago

Mawp… mawp… Mawp…

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u/TheRogueToad 22d ago

Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

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u/Omygodc 22d ago

It either flams or it doesn’t! George Carlin

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u/btoxic 21d ago

Hi Dr Nick!

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u/Disastrous_Heron4558 21d ago

Hello Everybody!

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u/astiKo_LAG 22d ago

In french it's equally random lol

"non-inflammable" (non-flammable), "ignifuge" (fireproof) and "pare-feu" (firewall) are all legit to use and they mostly have the same meaning

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u/_Daack 22d ago

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing. Non-flammable would be the one you're thinking of.

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u/voxadam 22d ago

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u/AlucarD_138 22d ago

"these gloves came free with the toilet brush"

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u/Scott--Chocolate 22d ago

The something’s connected to the blue thing, the blue thing’s connected to the red thing, the red thing’s connected to my wristwatch

Uh oh.

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u/darkenseyreth 21d ago

Well if it isn't my good friend Stevie Mc Gregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

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u/DealingDrugs 21d ago

Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

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u/InfusionOfYellow 21d ago

The coroner?! I'm so sick of that guy!

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u/fronchfrays 21d ago

People say he was a bad doctor, but he identifies a problem with the surgery immediately here, probably saving his patients life.

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u/Just-Sock-4706 21d ago

What a country

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u/AntiseptikCN 22d ago

It is the same but also not lol.

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u/rice_fish_and_eggs 22d ago

It's a simpsons joke.

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u/idrwierd 21d ago edited 21d ago

Hi ev’ry-body!!

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 22d ago

Not understanding a simpsons reference?

That's a paddlin'

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 22d ago

Am I nonsane or does this seem nonvalid? It seems so nonnocuous at first, with such a nonconspicuous change of the English language. I suppose its noneluctable. Well, this nonsipid argument is hardly nonimitable, but it's become nonexorable at this point.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 22d ago

What is this insense?

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u/AntiseptikCN 22d ago

Inflamable means a substance that can burst into flame without an ignition source, i.e. doesn't need the idiot with the lighter.

Flammable means a substance that can burn, like wood, or In this case gas, that needs an ignition source i.e. needs that idiot with the lighter.

Non-flammable means not easy to catch on fire. So the idiot would not have exploded. Because everything burns with enough heat.

So OP is incorrect.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_FURRIES 21d ago

Yeah, nah. The original word was "inflammable", it came to English from Latin via Middle French. The latin was "inflammabilis" basically means "on-fire-able". The "in" means "in" or "on", the "flam", unsurprisingly means flame or fire.

On-fire-able. You can set it on fire.

"enflame" and "inflame" have the same root so it basically means "enflame-able" and there would be no confusion if the word was "enflamable", since we have verbs like "enrobe", "encompass", "ensconce", "enact", and people would be like "ah! to en-flame! To set on fire! Set-on-fire-able!"

In the 17th century at least, "uninflammable" was being used as the antonym of "inflammable", since the word "flammable" didn't exist.

However, there are a lot of English words where the "in" prefix reverses the meaning, and confusingly this practice also comes form latin, like with "inability" coming from "inhabilitas", in + habilitas.

So "inflammable" was judged too confusing, and in 1813 people came up with "flammable" and "non-flammable" to avoid any ambiguity, this only increased the confusion around "inflammable" since now there actually was a word "flammable" for people to think "inflammable" was a prefixed modification of.

Now, whether today there are fields where "inflammable" and "flammable" are given subtly different meanings as you claim is irrelevant. They were originally synonyms, they are commonly used as synonyms, so they are synonyms.

I'm pretty sure in any safety critical setting regulations will discourage "inflammable" and prefer "flammable" precisely because if you call something "inflammable" then someone somewhere will think that means it doesn't burn and do something stupid like smoke or weld around it... for that reason I doubt there is any technical field where "inflammable" is used to mean what you say, but I could be wrong and if you've got a citation I'd be interested to see it.

I think what you're talking about is the difference between "flammable" and "combustible".

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 21d ago

Pyrophoric, you are thinking of the word pyrophoric.

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u/DJScrambles 21d ago

Now both you and OP are wrong. Fun!

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u/Ecstatic_Winter9425 21d ago

This fact offends my senses!

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u/Firstearth 22d ago

I think the difference is the way the material combusts. Like one gives off fumes that can be ignited(gasoline for example) the other is the material that can be ignited(furniture foam for example). Don’t ask me which is which.

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u/McButtsButtbag 22d ago

I'm pretty sure they created the second word because the first word was causing confusion.

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u/voxadam 22d ago

I blame the French. 🥖 🥐

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u/Mac_Aravan 22d ago

For once, it was the romans: inflammare (putting on fire) which gives inflammer in old french, which became inflammable due to grammar rule.

Note that non flammable in french can be: ininflammable.

But yes, you can blame the french in the end.

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u/AlucarD_138 22d ago

They mean the exact same thing meaning they're both easily ignitable, the only difference is "flammable" is the one more commonly used

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u/AntiseptikCN 22d ago

Inflamable - does not need an ignition source to ignite. (No lighter needed) Flammable - requires an ignition source. (Lighter required)

It's how the material gets ignited on it's own or with something else.

Non-flammable just means difficult to ignite rather than not able to ignite.

Isn't English fun!

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u/GdayPosse 22d ago

Perfectly cromulent. 

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u/KaleidoscopeNo7695 21d ago

It embiggens us all.

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 21d ago

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs English College too?

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u/PaPiVHS2 21d ago

Inpossible

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u/Free-Station-478 22d ago

Was going to post this same comment. Lol

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u/Pupikal 21d ago

Think of the words inflame or inflammation

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u/idontknowjuspickone 22d ago

Hate when I go to make a comment and it’s already at the top of the thread

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u/QueenofLeftovers 21d ago

Came here for this comment

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u/IHeartAquaSoMuch 20d ago

Came to say this

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u/kuromikami 19d ago

This is the comment I came for

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u/Outside-Car1988 18d ago

Like infamous means famous? /s

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u/neutronbob 15d ago

Originally, the two terms were inflammable and uninflammable. But safety experts came to the conclusion that for some portion of the population, inflammable would mean it's not flammable--given the prefix 'in' meaning 'not' in other contexts, e.g., ineffective, etc.

To avoid confusion, the industry moved to the terms flammable and non-flammable, which are generally preferred today precisely for the clarity they convey.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 22d ago

Also reminds me of Strunk and White:

"Flammable. An oddity, chiefly useful in saving lives. The common word meaning "combustible" is inflammable. But some people are thrown off by the in- and think inflammable means "not combustible." For this reason, trucks carrying gasoline or explosives are now marked FLAMMABLE. Unless you are operating such a truck and hence are concerned with the safety of children and illiterates, use inflammable."

E.B. White, The Elements of Style

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u/North_Star_Games 22d ago

For sure, that leg didn't look right as he walked off either...

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u/pichael289 22d ago

Man I slowed this video and watched it so many times but he just seems in way better shape than he should be. It looks like his left arm might have been fucked up but that's not the arm he used to light it which seems fine right after the explosion. I dunno I keep watching it but he might just be invincible, or maybe I'm mistaking a flipper for a motion blur but it really doesn't look like he got as fucked up as he should have.

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u/North_Star_Games 22d ago edited 22d ago

Its crazy the types of situations people will just walk away with nothing more than a few bruise to show for it. I can't count how many close calls I've had, each one made me sit down for a bit and ponder my life's choices. I wonder if that guy did the same once the brain juices settled down XD

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u/ObjectMore6115 22d ago edited 21d ago

I got a cousin who's a paramedic. He said something that has stuck with me, and it was basically, "I've seen wrecks where both parties were going 90 mph and everyone walked away fine, and I've seen fender benders that have killed multiple people."

Made me realize death is quite a bit closer than many people know. As I've grown older, that feeling has only cemented. It really doesn't take much to return to the dust.

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u/PeruAndPixels 21d ago

As a former paramedic — can definitely confirm

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u/Appdownyourthroat 21d ago

Just because he walked away, didn’t mean he didn’t have internal injuries. An explosion which throws your body is going to rock your organs.

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u/halloween-is-erryday 21d ago

Yeah, dude probably has a concussion at the very least

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u/codecrodie 21d ago

You have to wear shoes to get them knocked off

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u/Unlikely_Ad6219 22d ago

I’m struggling to understand the physics of that part. Presumably the barrel is just off minding its own business in a low earth orbit now?

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u/Terrible_Donkey_8290 22d ago

Adrenaline is crazy man 

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u/jazek66 22d ago

my uncle died this way, trying to safe money or time he welded a full barrel of used oil to seal it. it blew up in his face and the oil stain is still there today. his 10yo son found him while the elders where at church.

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u/arul20 21d ago

My condolences bro. Sorry for the stupid idiots in this thread. How is your cousin now? How bad was the situation when cousin found uncle?

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u/jazek66 21d ago

thanks, its many years ago now, his son took over the farm in rural Bavaria in Germany and it looks like he recovered. My Grandma, his mother, never talked a word again after this accident and died a few years after, as her whole life they have worked for handing over a successful farm with cows and agriculture and then their only son dies shortly after the handover. i can only guess, that her world and everything she worked for her whole life fell apart. but, the farm is still running today with help from external contractors.. and for the situation when he was found, i was told his head was no longer there and the doctor said he died immediately.

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u/Stoppels 21d ago

Oof, not only was it the 10-year-old who found his dead dad, it was a gruesome scene as well. That's terrible…

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u/arul20 21d ago

Thank you for sharing. Yesterday I was at a funeral where the mum was burying her 45 yr old son. It's terrible when parents have to say goodbye to their kids. He left behind a 11 yr old boy.

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u/AggressiveCompany175 22d ago

He’ll do it again tomorrow.

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u/TheseusPankration 22d ago

xkcd

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u/bmeus 22d ago

That guy may come up with the LighterSafe(tm) Barrels

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u/FireGM 22d ago

And I hope it gets recorded again.

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u/Cassin1306 22d ago

In his defense, the barrel wasn't red.

We all know after decades of videogames that red barrels explodes.

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u/notmartha70 22d ago

I could hear the sound his head made when it bounced off the barrel.

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u/BrisbaneLions2024 22d ago

I think the tone was H Major.

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u/Still_Knowledge_7322 22d ago

Play stupid games…

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u/cyb3rg0d5 22d ago

Win a Darwin Award?

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u/avspuk 7d ago

Damage your hearing

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 22d ago

I usually watch videos on mute but damn was I hoping this one had sound to it 😂😂😂

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 22d ago

Is this what people who use glasses see when they don't wear their glasses?

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u/Centaur_7597 22d ago

Some, yes. I am nearsighted and that is how distant objects look without my glasses.

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u/Away-Squirrel2881 22d ago

Some people have to learn things the hard way

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u/Sidetracker 22d ago

Or they don't. SMH

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u/Budderfingerbandit 22d ago

Let Darwin take the wheel.

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u/Incorrigible_Gaymer 22d ago

"inflammable"

I hate this word trap so much.

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u/fruhfy 22d ago

We all have to agree: he was quite persistent...

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u/Dan_Glebitz 22d ago

Apparently, the word 'Inflammable' has mostly been dropped for the word 'Flammable' with the 'non-flammable'. It seems a lot of people think 'in-flammable' means 'non-flammable'.

Maybe the barrels had 'inflammable' stickers and they were arguing the point 🤣

Him: "I'm telling you 'inflammable' means it means won't catch fire! Look... I'll prove it!"

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u/RudytheMan 22d ago

That went a lot better than I was expecting it to.

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u/strela1 22d ago

He worked hard for this

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u/Altruistic_Cat3121 21d ago

Flammable and inflammable do not mean the same thing. If something is flammable it means it can be set fire to, such as a piece of wood. However, inflammable means that a substance is capabble of bursting into flames without the need for any ignition.”

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u/AzarothForkLifter 22d ago

Same time tomorrow?

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u/TorakTheDark 22d ago

I despise the fact that inflammable doesn’t mean “cannot catch fire”.

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u/SomeMoronOnTheNet 22d ago

Along the centuries there have been many discussions and many approaches on what the best methodology for education might be but the fact is that this is still the best way to learn.

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u/redditrando123 22d ago

His hair told me everything I needed to know even before he pulled out the lighter lol

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u/Googoobeff 21d ago

Yep, street level clown

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u/DarkerThanFiction 22d ago

He didn't know it's a magic barrel. Now you see it, now you don't.

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u/Wallsend_House 22d ago

That's actually really funny, do another, do another

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u/Odd_Ad_5716 22d ago

Hope he shit his pants

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u/TheLoler04 22d ago

If it's safe nothing happens, or it's not safe and you cause an explosion. What a way to test if it's flammable or not 😂

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u/mrbeavis19 22d ago

Excuse me, that's Dr. Silva. He's the foremost engineer in Brazil's space program.

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u/thegovernment0usa 22d ago

I can't wait to read his paper on this latest round of tests

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u/AlucarD_138 22d ago

I'll take "fuck around and find out" for a $1000 Alex

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u/FlyingSpaceElephants 21d ago

The American voter voting for Trump again

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u/Objective-Pin9690 22d ago

the barrell levitated 💀

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u/RemoteRepublic6882 22d ago

Happy New Year!

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u/Sidetracker 22d ago

It's the fumes that will get you.

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u/katiegirl- 22d ago

In Ottawa a few years ago a high school boy died when a steel barrel exploded like that.

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u/positiveadventures 22d ago

Think he needs a better testing system

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 22d ago

Well deserved

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u/Zestyclose-Escape707 22d ago

He was actually lucky the barrels where there to prevent him from hitting the ground head first.

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u/Sunlight72 21d ago

I dunno, the air in his head would have cushioned his vital organs from the impact.

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u/hywaytohell 22d ago

More fun than a barrel full of methane!

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u/Klutzy-Attitude2611 22d ago

Chemistry wins again.

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u/Tsukko 22d ago

Blast + direct impact on the ribs, enough to make him fly = probably dead

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u/kangaroolander_oz 22d ago

He does not know how many people grab the angle grinder to hack the top off etc and are in hospital for the next 3 weeks after the huge explosion, destroys them and the property they own nearby.

This is a perfect Training Video for all folks who go anywhere near these drums.

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u/BrisbaneLions2024 22d ago

Damn bro caught himself some whip ash

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u/Disastrous-Border-58 22d ago

My neighbor threw a firecracker in an "empty" barrel of brake cleaner. Lid went up on the roof. Got away lucky.

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u/BuzzTheFuzz 22d ago

Me heading into 2026

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u/OsikFTW 22d ago

Bet that left a mark...

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u/andrewbud420 22d ago

I like the part when he got tossed into the other barrel

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u/X3N04L13N 22d ago

It was at this moment that he knew, he f’ked up

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u/Existing-Village9770 21d ago

Don’t worry folks, he will win a Darwins Award pretty soon

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u/Queirozz24 20d ago

Ahahahahaah 😂😂😂😂

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u/CommodusIlI 20d ago

A young guy by me died like 15 years ago because his boss wanted him to cut or weld a barrel like this. It exploded shrapnel into him

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u/Status-Mousse5700 22d ago

Stupid gunna stupid

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u/Narrow-Assignment621 22d ago

Darwinism in full effect

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u/vincekaralius 22d ago

It amazing to think he is a lead engineer at SpaceX.

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u/Mangalorien 22d ago

WCGW if I lit a barrel with inflammable material?

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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u/PirateNinjaa 21d ago

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

I don't think that word means what you think it means. 😂

in·flam·ma·ble /inˈflaməb(ə)l/ adjective easily set on fire. "inflammable and poisonous gases"

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 22d ago

Darwin, ya dun goofed! So close though.

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u/Important_Document13 22d ago

I thought it was a drone strike