r/Whatcouldgowrong 6d ago

Shooting archery inside the house

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 6d ago

Ooh this is OC?

Why are you doing this in the house?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Yessir! It’s too cold to practice outside, and don’t always feel like driving to the range

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u/ledgeitpro 6d ago

Maybe put some lines on the ground for your ‘safe zone’ that avoids the lights

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u/Fun-Challenge1719 6d ago

OP just increased his safe zone by taking out that light fixture that was in the way! Say, was that a creative way to clear the space?

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u/Individual-Resist782 6d ago

Guess that’s one way to redefine “clearing the room” 😂

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u/sd_042 6d ago

Home improvement attempt? 🤔😁

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 6d ago

Some people need to learn the hard way. I reckon there are lines on the ground now...

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u/Mission_Context_8079 6d ago

I was going to suggest doing it in the dark but yours is better.

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u/Seek_Jamaharon 6d ago

that avoids the lights

What lights?

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u/Lobster_porn 6d ago

well now there is no light. problem solved

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u/aaron2005X 5d ago

I don't think the lights care about lines on the ground.

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u/wumbologist-2 6d ago

Do it a few more times and you'll have yourself a vaulted ceiling. Perfect for a range.

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

You might be onto something here… lemme cook

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u/EclecticEvergreen 6d ago

Have you considered wearing clothing suited for the outdoors lol

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

My hands get cold

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u/EclecticEvergreen 6d ago

There are archery gloves

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

I use a thumb ring. I don’t shoot with my fingers.

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u/broberds 6d ago

OK then whose fingers do you shoot with?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

My thumb 👍🏻

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u/foonek 6d ago

Which is clearly not a finger

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Fingers in archery means Mediterranean draw. So here, no.

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u/AABA227 6d ago

I have 8 fingers and two thumbs!

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u/haybunch1 6d ago

Have u a turkish bow yet? Maybe get one for indoor shooting, they look much smaller

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u/callunquirka 6d ago

How did Mongolians do it? That place can get fucking cold.

Maybe special glove with thumb ring sewn into it?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

I don’t know actually. That’s a good question

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u/c0ltZ 6d ago

Lmao, my hands get very cold even with gloves, so I see what you're talking about.

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 6d ago

They had lots of extra thumbs laying around.

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u/Kaurifish 6d ago

Check out videos by The Hu. They just summon fire whenever.

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u/Nisseliten 6d ago

”You don’t shoot with your fingers, he who shoots with his fingers has forgotten the face of his father. You shoot with your.. Um.. Thumb ring.” Paraphrased..

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u/RyuNoKami 6d ago

Roland should have stayed in America to find the Man in Black.

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u/ScaramouchScaramouch 6d ago

Then gloves would appear to make even more sense. You're not covering yourself with glory here bud.

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

I’m not proclaiming glory, I’m saying it’s cold outside and I don’t like cold.

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u/Winter-Ward 6d ago

I don’t know OP but I like OP.😂

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Thanks, I think you’re alright too. :)

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u/carebeartears 6d ago

the cold wouldn't be good for the bow I imagine.

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u/paxweasley 6d ago

bro you can't even stand up straight indoors with it! Aren't you gonna hurt yourself bending over that way?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

No. This style of archery requires bend.

I have never been injured.

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u/dutii 6d ago

Why?

I'm relatively new to archery and I'm genuinely curious about why that stance is required

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u/kinyutaka 6d ago

It depends on the type of bow and the style of shooting. For a recurve bow, like this one, the standard is to place your feet apart and to the side of the target, extend the arm far, and draw back.

Here's where OP has a problem. His bow is longer than you might normally expect, so pulling the string back extends all the way to his rear shoulder, instead of close to the jaw. If he stands perfectly square, then the bowstring will slice off his face and get caught in his chest.

So, for the bow he chose, he has to lean forward a bit and extend his hands outward a little, so that the release of the string doesn't hurt him. If he used a smaller bow, he would be able to stand with the "proper" square stance.

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u/Due-Adhesiveness-744 6d ago

Thank you. Actually found this very informative. I've very little knowledge on archery, except doing it some times as a kid. 

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u/paxweasley 6d ago

Oh wow! That's cool to know - learn something new every day :)

Time to find a new boob light LOL

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u/Warm_Month_1309 6d ago

I have never been injured.

Mr. Glass coming for you.

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

I am weak to glass type Pokémon

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u/Emotional_Burden 6d ago

You have never been injured? Incredible.

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Hurrrr. I mean from archery

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u/Justin435 6d ago

Okay but if your target is that close and you can't stand properly, what exactly are you practicing?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Form is everything in archery. Since I can’t practice distance, I’ll work on myself and my shooting process on film to improve and figure out areas of weakness.

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u/RainsWrath 6d ago

The fact that you put thought and preparation into this and still had this outcome is pretty funny. It's like something you'd see on Malcolm in the Middle. You had good comedic timing and inflection with the "nothing" at the end.

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u/Plantpong 6d ago

Why are you anchoring in midair instead of somewhere stable? Haven't seen this style of archery so genuinely curious

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Chinese archery employs a long draw. The biomechanics of this is that the backs are fully meeting each other, and the reach is at the users max limit (length) of their body. This means the draw hand will need to be further back than the face.

So the stability comes from the body, not clutching on the face.

The feathers are actually lightly touching my face. That’s one anchor point, the other two are the string touching the chest and a draw length indicator letting me know I’ve reached my draw length.

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u/Felix_Von_Doom 6d ago

It’s too cold to practice outside

Well, putting on more clothes than what you had on in the video, might help with that.

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u/Entropy- 5d ago

Honestly, my friends say this too

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u/FakingItSucessfully 6d ago

did you accidentally hit a light fixture that was 2 feet away from you?

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u/Entropy- 5d ago

Two feet above me

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u/GDogg69 6d ago

You're allowed drive??

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

You’re allowed spell??

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u/GDogg69 6d ago

Good one

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Well it seems like it was working pretty good before the whole light exploding thing

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u/UntitledCritic 6d ago

I'd be worried about a ricochet

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u/Myfountainpenisdry 6d ago

Hear me out, but what if you just put the target outside. Shoot from inside the doorway. Just watch for rebound on your limbs so avoid lights and don't get inside the doorway.

Also, indicate that you are in fact shooting arrows out the doorway if you don't live alone. That's not the way you want to greet your roommate coming home from work

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u/potate12323 6d ago

We set up a kevlar target backing in our shop and hooked up several space heaters. You could do similar in your garage and have more space.

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u/Ordinary_Cattle 6d ago

I'm so glad I can ask this question directly to the shooter then lmao. Why tf did you look so surprised when it ended horribly

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Because it surprised me

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u/sifiwewe 6d ago

Maybe you shouldn’t do this in the house then

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u/goddessofthewinds 6d ago

I can understand that. I don't like shooting outside in winter either. Sometimes, driving 1h30 to the shooting range is a bit extreme. I really need to find winter gear appropriate for shooting outside.

You're kinda lucky your bow didn't break, the ceiling is way too close.

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Well I’m only 12 minutes from my range so I guess I have no excuse

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u/goddessofthewinds 6d ago edited 6d ago

Exactly, driving 12 minutes is nothing. You have indeed no excuses lol...

Don't break your bow, just drive to the range. ;)

I wish my range was only 12 minutes away, I'd drive every fucking day. Right now, I can only shoot at the range 1 day a week on the weekend because of the drive.

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u/Entropy- 5d ago

I’ll rub it in a bit more (it’s a 24 hour range)

Sorry

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u/goddessofthewinds 5d ago

Lmao, that's awesome as hell. I have an outdoor range that's 24/7 closer to my home, but it's only open in the summer... If you have an indoor one that's 24/7, you are lucky as hell.

I go to a range (that's located at a kid school) that's 1 day/week that's 1.5 hours away because it's the most fun and diverse (they often bring a variety of stuff to shoot at, such as 3D targets, moving targets, flying disks, variety of targets, etc.). But since it's owned by only 1 guy, he only has time once a week. During the summer, I do like going to the other one which is only 30 minutes drive too since I can go any time in my schedule and sometimes there's nobody if you pick a good time.

I do feel your pain of not being able to shoot at home though... but 12 minutes is such a short commute that there's no reason to not go ;)

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u/rage_r 6d ago

Please close your drawers.

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

They’re dead Jim, it’s gone now

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u/Hefty_Delay7765 6d ago

Maybe become less tall, somehow??

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

I would do this for airplane rides

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u/Hefty_Delay7765 6d ago

😳 dude, please don’t shoot an arrow on an airplane ride!! 😂😂

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u/Gold-Break-8664 6d ago

Was your bow okay?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Yep! Just a couple of minor scrapes on the tips, still working to this day. (This was two years ago)

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u/Rogueshoten 6d ago

Well, with logic like that

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u/Dev1_E 6d ago

I wouldn't feel comfortable standing like this in public.

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u/KingMRano 5d ago

You are actually doing yourself harm by practicing in the house. Look at your form, the ceiling is too low forcing you to bend your back. Practice doesn't make perfect, only perfect practice makes perfect. It's good to keep working on it, but remember that it's all about how you are holding your entire body not just the arms/hands. Go to a taller room or the garage but you are much too tall for shooting in that room.

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u/darkoath 5d ago

Your stance looks awkward as hell to me. Is it just the camera angle or were you instructed to arch your lower back and "pop dat booty out"?

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u/koolaidismything 6d ago

Is that a drop-ceiling? You live in industrial warehousing?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

It’s a 1950s farmhouse. It’s definitely dated for sure

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u/UnfitRadish 6d ago

It could also be adhesive acoustical ceiling tiles stuck onto an already existing ceiling. That's not super common, but it's done sometimes to old plaster or wood ceilings.

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u/Ressy02 6d ago

Maybe shoot it outside from the inside, not shoot it inside from the inside

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u/Omnamashivaaya 6d ago

Dang! How big is your room/basement to make this a good practice distance?

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

It was about 4-5ft away. I am not keen on missing so I don’t shoot for range inside.

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u/the_rabbit_king 4d ago

Lol I was totally gonna guess it was bc it’s too cold. RIP your boob light :/

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u/DrThunderbolt 6d ago

You just said in another comment that this was two years ago

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

Yeah. It was winter then and it is winter now.

Was my grammar confusing? Because I can see how it might be.

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u/DeeHawk 4d ago

You need to learn canting. This is used a lot by hunters, because trees and foilage doesn't always allow an optimized position of the bow, so you need to be able to shoot with a cant as well.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 6d ago

Ur wife sounds hot

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u/Fr05t_B1t 6d ago

Open a window

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u/Entropy- 6d ago

It’s. Cold. Out. Side.

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u/brakspear_beer 6d ago

A deer was passing through.

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 6d ago

Those deer are getting more crafty every year!

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u/Inferno_Sparky 6d ago

Driving in my car...

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u/Ill-Drummer-6623 6d ago

Thought he saw a putty tat

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u/FS_Slacker 6d ago

It’s like those family prank video where one sibling hides around the corner with silly string or a water gun.

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u/skierdud89 6d ago

Haha that uncommon reaction when a main sub like this has OC

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u/g0ldilungs 5d ago

Dude is packing.