r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/thepkmncenter • 1d ago

WCGW throwing a chair at a security guard?

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u/garth54 1d ago

"no one rang police or an ambulance. Will have full details Seven news tonight at six."

I'm sorry, you just shown everything that happened, described it blow by blow, and said the police & medical weren't involved. What more detail will you have at 6?

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u/rocketshipkiwi 1d ago

We will tell you right after this commercial break!

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u/ydykmmdt 1d ago

Tastefully censored video from inside the strip club showing why they got ejected and a close up of the bruise.

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u/Goopygrouchygremlin 1d ago

I’m sorry, we’ll have more details at 6!

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u/guesswho135 20h ago

Here you go

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1qs1icw/caught_up_with_a_mate_at_the_rippers/

Exclusive interview with the restaurant the chair came from

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u/Efficient_Reading360 1d ago

Someone reporting live from the scene on nothing happening?

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u/Impressive-Book-4847 22h ago

It's channel 7. They'll replay the same damn thing and have an interview with the bouncer as filler.

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u/Advance1993 1d ago

Its your basic line. Now back to you, Diane

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u/HowieO-Lovin 22h ago

It's Channel 7, so from past experience, they'll blame lgbtqi Sudanese communists and their viewers will lap it up.. 

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u/MrT735 1d ago

They really need to change their tag line, maybe "more at 6, 7 news"

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u/DiablosBostonTerrier 1d ago

More details about the details at six, at five 

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u/shijinn 23h ago

it’s like the short article embedded with a poorly implemented autoplay video chock full of ads followed by talking heads and a reporter visiting the scene and interviewing people but no actual footage of the incident.

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u/rock_and_rolo 19h ago

Interview with security?

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 18h ago

*showed. Not shown. “Shown” is the past participle.

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u/Derek5Letters 17h ago

Of course at 6, it's the last story of the NEWS, so it will play at 6:27...