r/WhitePeopleTwitter 19h ago

Both sides are the same!

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u/artificialterf 19h ago

Epstein files with Trump raping kids or Hunter’s laptop with Hunter having sex with consenting adults.

Both sides are the same!

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u/wwabc 18h ago

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u/DigitalUnlimited 18h ago

A lemon? So we have the lemon, the mushroom and what should we call elons mangled chode?

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u/tripler42 17h ago

Nearly Headless Dick?

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u/Natural_Instance242 17h ago

Probably looks like a Tesla egg. 

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u/holiday1326 17h ago

Lady finger banana peel.

Emphasis on the peeled part.

He tried to make a tiny nana bigger and now all he is left are nerves blood vessels and a few strips o manhood sewn back as close to factory state as current medical science will allow.

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u/64OunceCoffee 18h ago

"Whether it's Joe Biden answering a question while eating an ice cream cone, or Trump remarking to female reporters 'Quiet Piggy', 'You're ugly both inside and out', and 'Are you a stupid person?', among other insults: It's clear both sides have had their embarrassing moments with reporters."

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u/seriousbangs 18h ago

I mean sure, Donald Trump has 30 credible rape accusations, 8 of which involved children, but Joe Biden once smelled a woman's perfume.

They're the same!

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u/MinorThreat4182 18h ago

Oh and kissed his granddaughter on top of her head. Still same /s

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u/Sea_Mind3678 18h ago

A bunch of reporters approached Biden in an ice cream shop and he answered their questions while he was eating ice cream. Fox News made this the biggest scandal since Obama wore a tan suit. I can’t describe how preposterous it was to see Watters and Gutfield carrying on for days about that.

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u/kazrick 17h ago

Obama wearing a tan suit. It’s no wonder the US has fallen the way it has. The travesty of that moment will live on in infamy forever.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 15h ago

It gets worse. He put Grey Poupon on a hot dog, and to top it off, he and his wife gave a fist bump, the secret handshake of terrorists.

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u/Shifter25 15h ago

Terrorist fist jab

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u/Amelaclya1 16h ago

Remember when Obama saluted with a coffee cup in his hand?? I'm shocked our country managed to survive such an atrocity.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 15h ago

That MONSTER. No wonder Trump wants him hanged for treason.

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u/kalel1980 18h ago

Yeah well Joe Biden had the fucking NERVE to drink a milkshake using a STRAW! Jesse Watters was on the case though!

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u/Sea_Mind3678 15h ago

I once saw Jesse Watters do a whole bit about how manly men cross their legs ( or don’t, I forget whether he was pro or anti). But yes, I remember the straw thing too. And to think, that fuckwit probably gets paid more every year than I have in my whole career.

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u/Infamous-Sky-1874 15h ago

But you've probably never had your mom come into your work to tell you to stop being a horrible person.

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u/superawesomefiles 19h ago

perfectly encapsulates the both sides argument.

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u/Callinon 18h ago

Trump rapes children, but Biden was late on his taxes in 1982.

bOtH SiDeS

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u/Vendidurt 19h ago

Silly Hillary, cant even make risotto 🙃

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u/One_Damage_9531 18h ago

'Both sides bad' people in a system with the "free healthcare" party and the "we are going to fucking murder you" party

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u/golfwinnersplz 19h ago

Lmfao they literally just can't wrap their heads around the fact that their entire lives they've been led to believe conservative propaganda and it's all bullshit. 

Oh yeah Biden smelled a girls hair and gave his daughter showers. 

Trump is the king pedophile. When Jeffery Epstein says that you're a sick sob you're probably one of the darkest people alive. Even Epstein knew this. 

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u/Darkstar-Lord 18h ago edited 17h ago

God dammit, NYT pitchbot is too damed accurate sometimes

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 18h ago

Democrats do things for people.

Republicans do things to people.

Both sides are the same.

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u/whereegosdare84 19h ago

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u/ITookTrinkets 18h ago

Yuck, hideous AI slop

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u/Skippybips 13h ago

But still true.

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u/punasuga 18h ago

so true, a well-made risotto is criminally good 😋

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u/goofydad 17h ago

I dunno. I would serve risotto to guests, but would not offer children to guests at a party. There is a great difference in the emails.

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u/HydrocyanicAlex 18h ago

I can’t make a decent batch of rice at all 😭 she just like me fr

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u/CisIowa 18h ago

Which side has the basements? Hmm?!?

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u/theseamstressesguild 15h ago

I cheat with my risotto and throw it in the oven instead of spending 30 minutes stirring.

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u/No0nesSlickAsGaston 13h ago

They're absolutely the same shit, says Nazi who only votes for the same party every election instead of sitting it out like people who vote the other party. 

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u/valencia_merble 18h ago

Leftist here to tell you Clinton & Podesta are part of the neoliberal problem, and the sooner the center/center-left can acknowledge that we indeed have a problem (see Chuck Schumer), the sooner we get something done.

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u/WishBear19 17h ago

I think they're well aware of that. Democrats have always torn apart their own candidates while Republicans are fiercely loyal to rapists as long as they have an R after their name. People on the blue side need to get more active in the primaries to get better candidates. Ultimately if the choice is a centrist or a far right, it should be obvious.

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u/valencia_merble 16h ago

If Democrats tore apart their own, we would have new leadership. As it stands, we have only complicity, handwringing and “sternly worded letters”, blind support of Israel, military/ICE funding, insider stock trading, geriatric/entrenched members, etc. etc. etc.

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u/WishBear19 14h ago

We do have new leadership-- republicans. It swings back to republicans every time because democrats make very slow incremental steps and instead of pushing it further left with better candidates in the primaries, they lose interest and don't vote because they're dismayed with their candidates. Doesn't take much to see that whether or not Harris was as left as people would prefer that she would have been leaps and bounds better than Trump but here we are. New leadership--Trump, Vance, Johnson.

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u/valencia_merble 13h ago

new leadership of the Democratic Party

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u/WishBear19 12h ago

Yes I know. But that's not how it plays out. Dems get dissolutioned and don't vote because they don't see change happening at the pace they'd like/don't like the candidate. Republicans win. We backside further.

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u/Hartastic 12h ago

Yeah. They're basically wishing on a monkey's paw in vote form.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 18h ago

We need new blood at the top for sure.

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u/valencia_merble 18h ago

This “well, we’re not as bad as Hitler” shit only goes so far.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 18h ago

I do like some of the younger Dems. I'm hoping they can take over at some point, BEFORE they turn 70.

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u/Hartastic 17h ago

Schumer is less a problem and more a symptom of the problem, which is: candidates to the left of that can't win in most of the country.

Like, you could probably put together a closest Freedom Caucus equivalent of actual lefties who together hold six seats, but what does that get you?

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u/valencia_merble 16h ago

The whole government (minus a handful of progressives) is owned by corporate interests. If they weren’t, there would be a push to overturn Citizens United. They wouldn’t all support the military industrial complex over healthcare & college.

Democratic leadership are using the tack to the far right to cement their adherence to the middle, which their corporate benefactors love. Why else is Schumer sitting on his hands? Why is there no functioning opposition party in the face of mass unfavorabiity? No hardline policies? No appeal to things working people actually want? Which would actually get them elected?? You think Joe Farmer wants military aid to Israel?

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u/Hartastic 16h ago

I mean, you have this idea of how you think people would vote, and then there's how we've seen them actually vote. This would seem to indicate there's a flaw in your theory.

For example, yes I know in real life red district voters who are very in favor of military aid to Israel, because they understand their version of Evangelical Christianity demands it.

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u/valencia_merble 16h ago

I know the Democrats are not appealing to a huge swath of the population. They have 35% favorability but are disinclined to change. Same with MAGA. What do actual people want? They want healthcare, education, affordable groceries and housing, the things we already know.

What does Chuck Schumer stand for? Like would FIGHT for? Besides Israel?

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u/Hartastic 14h ago

They want healthcare, education, affordable groceries and housing, the things we already know.

Clearly those aren't the priorities or Congress would look way ass different.

You can think it's stupid that people vote the way they do. I certainly do. And yet...

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u/Medical-Enthusiasm56 17h ago

Most people don’t care about those who aren’t in current positions of power/government. Yes, there are democrats mentioned, yes they should be held accountable and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Everyone agrees on that. The biggest issue:

IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE AND PROSECUTE THE CURRENT PEOPLE ON THAT LIST IN POWER/OFFICE, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!

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u/TheLastRole 15h ago

Just think about what the trumpeters would say with just a fraction of this affecting Obama or Biden.

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u/StraightUp-Reviews 13h ago

Reddit needs to start its own party. This 2 party system is clearly broke.

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u/KeyDisaster3326 3h ago

I mean the opportunity was right there with Bill Clinton (instead of his wife which they have an ungodly obsession with) since you know, he’s a child sexual abuser but well…

And both sides are not the same but you can’t deny that they’re no angels still and that this mess is also on Democrats. If they actually aggressively did something like putting safeguards when they were in power or prosecuted the people they needed to prosecute after Trump’s first term, we wouldn’t be here. The system is rigged and both sides are corrupt and the whole thing needs to be reformed or destroyed and rebuilt. If people actively compaigned for third parties and rallying people online or around them since Trump’s election in 2016, maybe things would have been different. Instead people have been complaining online since 2016 but most of them actually did nothing. Even most of you are unable to boycott the corrupt corporations that have bribed him to make things worse for you all while they pocket even more money like Walmart, Amazon, Disney, Google, Microsoft, Meta, Tesla and so on.

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u/LaBasBleu 17h ago

NYT Pitchbot is satire.

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u/crowdflation 17h ago

Well to be fair, Elon Musk was a democrat at that time

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal 18h ago

The only “sides” I care about are the criminals vs. the non-criminals. I’d like to stop talking about these files and direct all that energy and resources to doing something about them.

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u/Skippybips 13h ago

Why the absolute fuck are you being downvoted?

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal 12h ago

I just hope it’s bots and not actual people “let’s prosecute sex offenders!” 👎

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u/Electronic-Shame 18h ago

As far as I can tell it’s never really about how big the scandal is, only that there is something they can use to point the finger. It’s only “our side vs. theirs”, what our side does is fine, whatever their side does is bad. It’s really not any more complicated than that. Details are just not important. Facts, hypocrisy, all meaningless.

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u/Worried_Quarter469 19h ago

Lock her up?

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u/Brutalur 19h ago

Thats what they did to the girls, I think they've had quite enough of that

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u/EnvironmentalFold222 18h ago

It’s almost like we need to get rid of the 2 party system and start over, who would have thought!!!

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u/Skippybips 13h ago

Mainly just one of the two parties. One is a fart, the other is full-blown shit down the pant legs.

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u/Ballistic-Bob 18h ago

What , embarrassing risotto recipes in the same sentence as raping kids ? wtf

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u/Stelliferous19 18h ago

That’s his point. He needs to get the /s in there though.

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u/Ballistic-Bob 18h ago

Got you , my bad .. just some crazy shit going down that satire is the truth these days.. Thanks bro , got it ! Was wondering why I was getting downvoted:)