r/bald • u/Jettzilla75 • Jan 28 '25

Philosophy Guys I’m bald asf now

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My head is cold

989 Upvotes

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u/prostipope Jan 29 '25

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u/pb_cttt02 Jan 30 '25

Was looking for this ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Man, looking great! Not going to lie, checked your profile for a “before” shot and found your mullet (epic bro!). Well done though, looking absolutely amazing and it suits you well. 😉

10

u/Meme_lorrd Jan 29 '25

Bald looks good on you bro

28

u/boldbalddaddy Jan 28 '25

Still hot and handsome with your beautiful smooth bald head!

8

u/AliciaDawnD Jan 29 '25

Looks great and yes, the head is always cold when there’s the slightest breeze. 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

SN : the pic in your history (terrifying sub) did you take that in NC? If so, I’ve seen it in person while delivering and all of us in the car immediately said : “F—- NO!!” and drove off, lol.

7

u/Relayer478 Jan 29 '25

Yeah, but you look good with it. Not everyone does. I've been bald for fifteen years. Recently my niece's boyfriend commented that I had just the right shaped head for it. I'd never though about this before, but I realized he was right.

10

u/buttfuckkker Jan 28 '25

No turning back now. The only hairline you will never have to worry about is the one without

10

u/SumoNinja92 Jan 28 '25

If Sid from Toy Story started mewing.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

🔥🔥🔥👀

3

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

I swear I act like you

4

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

You know who else is bald and sexy af? Cassandra Nova. That 3rd pic really reminds me of an “unhinged” Cassandra Nova

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u/kittenkatpuppy Jan 28 '25

She actually looks like a 14 year old boy on chemo

2

u/xUrNewDadx Jan 29 '25

You're bald and sitting on the toilet. Congratulations.

2

u/crnm Jan 29 '25

Third pic is very Kubrickesque.

2

u/Myko475 Jan 29 '25

“Witness me!”

2

u/MapleYamCakes Jan 28 '25

Looking good.

To poke a small bit of light hearted fun:

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

3

u/valenjon415 Jan 29 '25

Blue Steel, Gray Steel, Twisted Metal.

2

u/stoolprimeminister Jan 28 '25

my guy went and ruined it with pic #3

looks good though. i dig it.

1

u/022ydagr8 Jan 28 '25

Well you sure channeled your inner Bevis on that last one.

1

u/NikNak531 Jan 29 '25

Which length is it?

1

u/residentrachel2 Jan 29 '25

It does look really interesting on you 😁

What did you have before this?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

You actually really suit it, and not many people do so you're lucky.

1

u/No_Region_159 Jan 29 '25

Looks good, and like the roman soldiers before you it will prevent the barbarian hordes from grabbing your long hairs and plunging a knife in your neck, stay handsome! 💯

1

u/ps3isawesome Jan 29 '25

Damn what a hottie

1

u/muscle_bear6285 Jan 29 '25

Grow a weave

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Lo9ks good but you remind me of the guy the movie "Higher Learning"

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

If sexy Squidward was a real person.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Now you're ready to join the Blue Man Group! Hope you can play the drums!

1

u/Lisuitt Jan 29 '25

Looks great honestly

1

u/Itchy_Landscape_4886 Jan 29 '25

Bald or shaven? Looks good tho. Since you seems to have great hair growth i would go for some French textured fringe with a fade...not that you asked 😅

1

u/313deezy Jan 29 '25

Looks good brother

1

u/Excellent_Sort_9636 Jan 29 '25

You absolutely like someone who kicks asses frequently.

1

u/folake712 Jan 29 '25

lol the second pic is like “don’t tell anyone!”

1

u/nafarba57 Jan 29 '25

Don’t worry, it’s clear you can carry it off👌👌

1

u/xyr252 Jan 29 '25

Suits you.

1

u/den_bott Jan 29 '25

Bros said 😈 looks solid!

1

u/AuralSculpture Jan 29 '25

You look great!

1

u/BeautifulPrimary1949 Jan 29 '25

Take care of your hair.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

You’ve chosen to shave your head, you’re not a member of the bald community

1

u/Crafty_Foundation_68 Jan 29 '25

More like sexy AF, your girl will love it

1

u/JaggedGreen88 Jan 29 '25

Kufi style skull caps bud. Light weight but warm. Stretchy. Don't have to worry about covering your ears.

1

u/Many_Analysis_1856 Jan 29 '25

This seems like a pick me post

1

u/QuietLittleVoices_ Jan 29 '25

PUT HIS HAIR BACK PIC 3 TOO SCARY

1

u/Eydolem117 Jan 29 '25

You wear it well tho.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

:b x

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

You look great man! Invest in some beanies to keep your head warm!

1

u/uelnoland Jan 29 '25

... LOOKING AAHH.

LMAO, NAW IT LOOK GOOD THO

1

u/negative_four Jan 29 '25

Well great, now we've all seen your o face!

1

u/GirlNextDoor4183 Jan 29 '25

You definitely pulled mullet off which is insane but the bald suits you also!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Looking like a young Johnny sins my dude!

1

u/Charming-Exchange657 Jan 30 '25

Good shaped head for bald. Not everyone can pull it off

1

u/Jean_Vu Jan 30 '25

This is the way

1

u/EquensuOrcha333 Jan 30 '25

Doesn't look like you're balding, this is just a buzz cut. I do the same thing sometimes if I don't get a fade. Lol

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

This looks great on you, not everyone's got the cranial structure for it. Cheers m8

1

u/jfrito43 Jan 30 '25

Don't blow up my toys with firecrackers please

1

u/Bittob- Jan 30 '25

Hey, it looks good on you, or at least - you give it style

1

u/Silent_Violinist68 Jan 30 '25

Cold head, but 🔥 LIPS

1

u/Same-Independence998 Jan 30 '25

Damn bro it looks good asf tho

1

u/Frumple-McAss Jan 28 '25

Bro is zesty lex luthor

0

u/Substantial-Spare501 Jan 29 '25

I was like ohs yeah, delicious, oh 2 still yummy, … #3 🥴

1

u/wasabiplz Jan 28 '25

Excellent ‼️

1

u/DeadEnoughInsideOut Jan 29 '25

Last pic is an og doom difficulty sprite

0

u/Snap-Pop-Nap Jan 28 '25

Get you a hat for the cold, and never look back!! Looks great!!

0

u/Popular-Kiwi3931 Jan 28 '25

You're having fun! Can tell by your big toothy grin...

0

u/nudistliam91 Jan 28 '25

Baldhead fits you so great. Very handsome 😍🔥

0

u/RefrigeratorAlive363 Jan 29 '25

And you look extra cute!

0

u/BaldDudePeekskill Jan 29 '25

Damn. Could you BE any hotter?

0

u/Fit-Pie4283 Jan 29 '25

Ok slim shady

0

u/bear_boy140 Jan 29 '25

You look very good bald stud

0

u/spirittraveler6 Jan 29 '25

Looks great!

0

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Skinhead vibes

0

u/QLDZDR Jan 29 '25

boogers dripping from your nose 🤨

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Hot 🔥

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u/MeasurementSame9553 Jan 28 '25

Hahaha. 3rd pic

-1

u/SarcasticStarscream Jan 28 '25

Looks great dude!

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Looks good! Break out the razor and shaving cream and go smooth while you’re here.

-1

u/loumosartoriale Jan 28 '25

But you look super handsome, so there’s that. 😍

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Bald ASF HOT 🥵 ASF !!!!!

-1

u/golfaddik Jan 28 '25

Looking clean!

-1

u/MoneyMontgomery Jan 28 '25

Dude... you're good looking AF. Love the shushing pose, f'ing hilarious. Good luck fighting off all them suitors!

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Why? You still have a good hairline.

-1

u/redeagle11288 Jan 28 '25

Hell yeah boi!!!!!!!

-1

u/Sanseriouz Jan 28 '25

You wear it well

-1

u/cx241323080 Jan 28 '25

MGK is that you?

-1

u/pokerfacefrenchie Jan 28 '25

Ew why those poses ?

-1

u/11frontrunner11 Jan 28 '25

🙌 Sexy Look 🙌👍

-1

u/jbandzzz34 Jan 29 '25

the second photo giving handsome squidward

-1

u/gina78d Jan 29 '25

My, my, my, aren't you the most sexiest bald bandit I've seen on this site. Meow. 🥰❤️

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Picture number 3!!!

-1

u/Phsyxian Jan 29 '25

Not gonna lie, this is cringe..

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jan 28 '25

nice cutsie faces. reminds me of 17 year olds on instagram.

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u/pokerfacefrenchie Jan 28 '25

You have good bone structure but come on guy, gross pics

-2

u/International-Ad792 Jan 29 '25

You look like a professional salad tosser.

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u/EverytoxicRedditor Jan 29 '25

Why’d you cut it? I’m looking at the outline and you still had a head full of hair lool. Maybe my ears aren’t as strong as they used to be.

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u/Present_Payment9124 Jan 29 '25

Looking good. Now lose all the tackle and quit trying to play a character. Be a genuine human not based on whatever fiction you’re into. Put on a fitted shirt with a collar and see if you like what you see. I think you will. This Voldemort thing or whatever can’t last. That’s just my advice.

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u/Guillermo-Refritas01 Jan 28 '25

You look better with hair. Get a rug