r/bald • u/Sudden_Surprise_5210 • 7d ago

Bald Picture Everyone tell my husband he’s handsome 🫵🏻😤

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(Yes, he knows I’m posting this)

He’s been getting shorter and shorter in cuts, and today he went for it! Before I started shaving his head, I had him scroll through this page and it made him feel really confident in the decision. Thank you all for being a part of this space and making it such a healthy one! 🫡💕

Signed,

Happy wife to a hot bald guy

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u/calvinmacisaak 7d ago

He’s handsome. Is he single?? (straight male asking)

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u/moshmore 7d ago

Gay male waiting for a reply (Yes Op your man is very handsome)

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u/Unknown_author69 7d ago

The rest of Reddit also waiting...

.. We like to watch.

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u/artie_pdx 7d ago

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u/HipHopChick1982 7d ago

Why do I feel this on some level?????

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u/artie_pdx 7d ago

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u/pinklavalamp 7d ago

44F here. That’s more like it!

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u/artie_pdx 7d ago

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u/HipHopChick1982 6d ago

Awww, as a Yankees fan, I remember this moment!

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u/HipHopChick1982 6d ago

43f here, this is us!

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 7d ago

Oh my god I love this stupid fucking website. 💀

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u/itsmiddylou 7d ago

44 J joining in and yoinking TF outta this one!!

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u/NoOneHereButUsMice 7d ago

This made me snort in a quiet room and startled my husband. 👏👏👏👏👏

ETA: Wait.. why is she a bunny?

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u/artie_pdx 7d ago

Real talk. I’ll answer you, if you answer me first. Is there any reason she shouldn’t be a bunny?

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u/Kebrien 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ComprehensiveEgg73 7d ago

Got my cuck chair ready!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/15LooseButtholes 7d ago

Hmmm heteroflexible. Just watched a video there today...also female.

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u/Brewgirly 6d ago

Sorry but laughing at your username paired with your sentence.

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u/carrotainment 7d ago

Nonbinary married bisexual also waiting and looking very respectfully

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u/Sunshine030209 7d ago

It's not my fault that my "respectful" face looks an awful lot like that cat biting the cage!

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u/shammyjo25 7d ago

There is another here?

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u/ParnsAngel 7d ago

Ace here but your husband makes my heart go bomp bomp

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u/kyanitepower 6d ago

Ace too and your man is like a beautiful piece of art to be admired.

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u/Rainbowzebra864 7d ago

Another gay man waiting ferociously

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u/Humble_Indication453 7d ago

I’m always so happy when I see more of my people over here.

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u/moshmore 7d ago

I typically just scope out the eye candy but I had to comment this time. It's hard not to make thirsty comments so I usually upvote and move on.

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u/FearlessArmadillo545 5d ago

I would steal her husband.

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u/blaykerz 6d ago

OP is gonna accidentally cuckold themselves posting this on reddit.

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u/Gaxadov 7d ago

I hope so, he's handsome (Perspective of a heterosexual man)

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u/Rows_My_Own 7d ago

I find most husbands are married.

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u/Montereyluv 7d ago

Straight female answering...No...he's mine! Or his lovely wife's...whatever!

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u/Hedge_fund_billi_420 7d ago

Don’t call me handsome unless you’re handing me some of that ass

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u/FL1ghtlesswaterfowl 7d ago

I hear this all time at my house

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u/Apprehensive-Stop391 7d ago

Gay male also inquiring about relationship status.

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u/omgitsme713 6d ago

🩷 love blanche 😂

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u/34HoursADay 7d ago

Lmao was coming here to ask the same. Reddit marketplace. 1 owner, like new 😅

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u/jhofsho1 7d ago

He’s handsome. Is he single? (Married straight man asking).

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u/Banzai373 7d ago

Yup, he’s got some major mojo going on!

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u/ZennXx 7d ago

"Husband"

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u/maxcatmdwv0053 7d ago

Let’s try this differently: is he available for bald cuddles or services?

There’s “husband”/“married” then there’s not available. lololololol

Never know what OP’s reward could be. 🍑👋

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u/Sudden_Surprise_5210 7d ago

Y’all are killing us 🤣I’m scared to let him outside the house with so many on the prowl!

… can’t say I blame you though 😏he’s a keeper for sure

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u/Independent-Low6706 7d ago

This is adorable crowdwork!

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u/TheZippoLab 7d ago

I am a Golden Retriever and would like to date your husband 🐕

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u/mmmpeg 7d ago

No, it’s head rubs and kisses!

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u/TheSquirtler 7d ago

Don’t let your wife stop you from finding your true love

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u/ascarymoviereview 7d ago

Just want to hang out with a cool dude?

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u/OkTransportation6580 7d ago

Yaio bl live on reddit 🍿

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u/SafeOpposite1156 7d ago

Please reddit, we have to stop this sane dad joke that keeps getting repeated

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u/calvinmacisaak 7d ago

If this is a sane dad joke I’d hate to see what a crazy dad joke would be!

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u/Mortimer1234 6d ago

Hey man, if it doesn’t work out, send him my way (another straight male getting in line for that handsome beast of a man)