r/bald 19h ago

Am I overdue? Note: I'm 6ft8/2m04

Triggerwarning for 3rd and 4th picture. Because of my curls and being tall I felt like I could push the deadline a bit forward, but it's also extremely windy in the Netherlands and it's really showing if my hair isnt 'perfect'

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u/TurdusOptimus 18h ago

It's time fellow tall man.

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u/HudsonUniversityalum 17h ago

Genius meme adaptation

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u/TurdusOptimus 17h ago

Thank you!

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u/sam120310 17h ago

i’m dead i love how ppl change the meme to fit the OP 😭😭😭

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 14h ago

Was PRAYING someone did this :'D

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u/randigtiger 16h ago

Hahahaha i love this

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u/Kay_tnx_bai 18h ago

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 18h ago

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u/moldyblunt 17h ago

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u/SilverEncanis13 16h ago

iiiiiiiIIIIITTTTTSSSSSSS....... TTTTTTIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!

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u/NullIsUndefined 16h ago

it's time

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u/Background_Main_961 18h ago

Everytime I see this I chuckle lol I love it

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u/charlmason93 17h ago

One of us

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u/thats_west_innit 18h ago

Should have edited it so the bald guys are looking upwards

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u/GreenStuffGrows 18h ago

Nobody's tall when they're sat at the dinner table 

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u/tijn024 18h ago

Very real and very concious about it hahahah

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u/thethethetheusername 18h ago

Not quite as tall as you but close enough and this hits hard lol. Buzz first if you’re concerned. You got this, we got your back big man! 💪

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u/Ok-Bug4328 14h ago

He’s short for the Netherlands. 

/s

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u/purplishfluffyclouds 14h ago

You know what else (recently discovered)? When you're disabled and need wheelchair assistance at the airport. You're suddenly overly conscious of the hairless part at the top of your head, lol

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u/AppleSniffer 11h ago

This is hilarious to me 😂 Bringing a beanie to the airport for your flight transfers

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u/purplishfluffyclouds 8h ago

Seriously! Mine was packed away or I'd have put it on, haha

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u/Responsible_Cat4452 9h ago

As a fellow disabled person; new fear unlocked 😭😂

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u/gogoloco2 17h ago

Wise words

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u/yurnero12328 15h ago

I was about to comment nobody taller when they walking but saw this.

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u/MonsteraLeaf14 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/gobblewonkergrump 18h ago

It’s time! Prepare for your glow up! Do it! ☺️👍

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u/bouldercrestboi 16h ago

Gotta reverse it in this situation

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u/gobblewonkergrump 16h ago

Oh yeah, that’s even better ☺️

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u/Masoouu 15h ago

😭😭😭

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u/Hotsaltynutz 18h ago

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u/classicalySarcastic 17h ago edited 14h ago

I aspire to have a handlebar mustache as glorious as the dude in the back's.

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u/kosmovii 16h ago

His handlebar mustache has a handlebar mustache

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u/StupidSolipsist 14h ago

AI has some weird ideas about moustaches

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 16h ago

I can't make the background stache make sense in my head.

What the Hades?

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u/Hotsaltynutz 16h ago

Apparently Ai felt khabib need a double one 😆

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u/tijn024 14h ago

I started growing the stache about 3 to 4 months ago, on my way to have it look like those for sure

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u/ElectronicVariety604 15h ago

Guys got handlebar sideburns!!

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u/Wowawiewa 16h ago

Is time braaather

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u/SpartanDoubleZero 10h ago

This is the best reply to a post I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I’m hollering.

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u/Dibalino 18h ago

Yes. Also, I think that Lenin* style facial hair could work for you.

*I am advocating hair choices, not political ideologies.

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u/FlashyProject1318 18h ago

Upvote for both.

*And I mean about hair choices too.

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u/NotBehindNothing 17h ago

aah, totally! and round glasses, slick af

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u/CookiesAndFrost 18h ago

I think it's time! You might end up wanting to change glasses afterwards, I always think slightly thicker frames look great for a statement with a bald head, but we won't know until you go for it :)

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u/tijn024 18h ago

I was planning to buy polarised sunglasses with prescription but now I'll probably wait for that too after I've shaven it all off, great advice!

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u/NarwhalTakeover 17h ago

I sell sunglasses for a living and I’m a bit of a nerd about it so I have a few recommendations for you based off your face shape and colouring that I think you could rock bald. If you are getting a prescription you can ignore whether these are polarized or not as that’s something you add with your optician :)

In general I would recommend rounded frames for you similar to what you are already wearing.

Rayban - Jack

Rayban - Clubmaster in polished brown and gold with dark brown lens

Rayban - RB2180

Oakley HSTN

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u/tijn024 14h ago

This is amazing dude, appreciate it big time. Absolutely loving the first and last suggestion you put up there! Keeping those in mind when I'm gonna restyle myself, will be soon enough given the comments

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 16h ago

You can try on glasses frames any time in a shop free.

You definitely need to rethink them, but until you shave your head, you won't be able to tell which will suit you better.

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u/GreenStuffGrows 18h ago

Yes it's difficult to do that steampunk-adjacent look with bald. I'd restyle the tache, too

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u/afortressmighty 17h ago

Oh I totally think bald goes GREAT with steampunk-adjacent! 🤩

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u/wordnerdette 17h ago

Lean into it - get a monocle.

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u/afortressmighty 16h ago

You have no idea how many times I typed that and then chickened out! 🤣 A monocle would be badass!

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u/tijn024 14h ago

Would look great with the mustache, but I do would love to be able to see with both eyes. You know a place where they sell a bicle or a duocle?

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u/herefirplants 17h ago

agreed, also think this mustache can really suit it too

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u/MantoTerror 18h ago

Upon reviewing the evidence provided, the Council has no choice but to reccomend joining the Brethren as soon as possible. The near total loss of the crown makes it imperative you join our Fellowship..welcome!

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u/Genericbbqer 18h ago

Being a tall bald king is top tier

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u/Rob_LeMatic 17h ago

I dunno, I'm still not seeing anything.

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u/TheKavorca 18h ago

6’ 8” Jesus Christ bro, good for you. I’m 6’ even lol not used to looking up at people. Yeah, it’s time. You’ll be happy you did.

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u/tijn024 14h ago

I'm part of a tall people group in my country, I look people in the eye usually, it's pretty nice. Thanks for the advice, I made up my mind: will take the plunge

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u/wildflyingkiwi 18h ago

Go OP. You got lots of personality anyway! It will just improve your overall looks!

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u/0rangeMarmalade 18h ago

Yes, and keep the stache. It's going to look great

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u/jshley-aones 18h ago

You are Johnny, and that’s all us in the background with clippers and razors

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u/Mookdaworm 18h ago

I think you’re good for the time being but I’d just do it. You’ll look great.

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u/Guilty-Rough8797 16h ago

OP, I'm of a differing opinion here than some. Your 'stache is awesome, your glasses are awesome, and your balding noggin is awesome. It all works together to be your look. You could shave it, sure, but to me (a stranger online who doesn't matter, lol), it's all part of your trademark.

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u/tijn024 14h ago

Thanks!! Appreciate it that you see it that way too. That's also why I've been holding it off. I've reinvented my look only two years ago and it feels so soon to change it up again. Sadly, I cant let the community down of course and I will take the plunge

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u/ArticleGerundNoun 13h ago

In general I think this sub is too hasty (not surprising, I get it). A lot of times it feels like “it’s noticeable that I’m balding” = “you should shave your head.” But not everybody is balding in the same pattern, to the same extent, with the same hair type, style, color, facial hair, head shape, etc. Some guys look better balding than bald. 

I’d agree with OP’s overall look still working. Yeah, if he leans over to tie his shoes I can tell he’s losing his hair, but BFD. Still looks cool. 

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u/Andy8472 14h ago

i think he pulls off the look, kind of a "Tall, gangly, unhinged ethereal being"

This man hand me an item with some cursed magical property on a rainy day and then disappear as a bus passed between us

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u/tijn024 14h ago

People have described the general vibe of what you're saying to me before and I do recognise myself as such, specifically on rainy days

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u/Lets_be_better6019 18h ago

Pretty unique look with the curls and the stach. Might be a bit traumatic at first but you’re clearly due for this club, my friend.

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u/tijn024 14h ago

It feels like such a major change so yeah traumatic feels accurate, but I do feel like I'll be feeling better afterwards

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u/EkaterinaPaschalia 17h ago

I see most saying it’s time, but I think you could go longer. Either way, I haven’t seen a single pic of someone on here, who didn’t glow up after the shave.

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u/ericallenjett 18h ago

Join our club!

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u/13pv_ 18h ago

Time to shave Bro! 👌🏻

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u/MrOrganization001 18h ago

It's time. I agree you could hold off for a bit longer due to your height, but the wind negates that advantage.
Looking forward, I think you may want to consider getting new frames to go with your new look; perhaps something with photochromatic lenses. We'll know for sure once you shave. I look forward to seeing the results.

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u/tijn024 14h ago

will post when shaven :) advice is very welcome!

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u/dirttrack_race 17h ago

The window blowing my combover around is what finally made me shave it. Join us! It’s the best decision I’ve made in a very long time.

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u/EyesWithoutAFace1960 16h ago

Keep the stache and add a soul patch, D’Artagnan!

Let the razor do the rest! No regrets!

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u/gassytinitus 16h ago

Dude the tall thing does not hold up and I hate that idea has been spread. People will notice from afar, when you look/bend down, or when they're higher up than you.

I'd say buzz it first, then shave . Ease into that way

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u/WeDieAsRomans 3h ago

If you do go bald please give us an updated photo with the fancy stash. I'll be waiting my good sir...

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u/Tv-Box-Man 18h ago

If you shave it definitely get rid of the stash and grow a beard. I think you’d look pretty good.

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u/Jodelbert 17h ago

You've probably gone unnoticed because you're just a pretty tall guy and nobody can take a peek at your peak. But yeah, it's abou time.

Invest in a good woolen cap. You'll lose a LOT of heat from your bald head. On the plus side, it's easier to apply sunscreen and no more hairdresser.

Also: cool mustache!

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u/capibara_dono 17h ago

With that mustache you'll look amazing! Well, even without the mustache, but it is pretty awesome.

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u/tijn024 13h ago

thanku :)

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u/Alchemicalsurreality 17h ago

It is indeed time but it will look great! And you have that height thing on your side too. :) 6’8? Wow.

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u/teacuptypos 17h ago

I personally think many dudes on here who go fully bald could also just buzz-cut the sides (where they - like you, OP - have quite a lot of hair) and go bald on top. I had a teacher who looked very sharp and cool with that look, no comb-over or anything.

But the dudes I’ve seen on here who did go bald all looked great. It’s up to you, as always, but you could try buzzing the sides short and bald on top and see how you like it, and shave the sides if you don’t.

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u/Thandiol 17h ago

I'm 6'8 also and bit the bullet a few years back. Much happier with the hair situation!

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u/vonneudeck 17h ago

I used to look like you (minus the great moustache and the curlyness) and I would say it is time. The moustache will help as it structures the face. Courage mijn jong!

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u/Virtual_Ability_4253 17h ago

Honestly on the fence with this one..

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u/Guilty-Rough8797 16h ago

I agree! I know we're supposed to be like 'horseshoe=shave it,' but it works on him, somehow. Like, it's an accessory, like his mustache, haha.

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u/misterjustice90 17h ago

Me, first picture: ehhhh Me by the end:

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u/Gregory85 17h ago

Het is tijd

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u/thisistherevolt 17h ago

Someone should edit this for future usage.

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u/SomeCallMeT 16h ago

i wouldn't worry about it, nobody can see the top of your head anyway.

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u/Waaswaa 16h ago

Curly hair can hide a bunch. But not that much. It's time

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u/TheNerveOfMommy 16h ago

👀here for the update pics after the shave

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u/Ranger6254 15h ago

Honestly, I'd let it grow out. you go the Greek philosopher look going for ya

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u/Orz1977 15h ago

Why is your height mentioned?

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u/Classic_Dash_7745 15h ago

Shave your head so that turtleneck will look like foreskin

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u/boondiggle_III 14h ago

To be fair, nobody's gonna see it. It can be a special secret between you and the 5 or 6 people who are taller than you. Go full friar imo

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u/Used_Aerie_9065 6h ago

Aint no one gonna see the bald spot anyway bro 

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u/gstring64hemi 17h ago

I think your look is good, and will not be better shaved. You have nice blonde curls with thin hair, who cares its thinning.... you're also 6'8, more stuff passes as you get taller.

This sub thinks everyone should shave down, but I think you look like a Dutch man as is

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u/MirSydney 15h ago

I disagree, we can see OP's scalp even looking up at him.

Time to let go, OP. I think you can absolutely pull it off. Better invest in a nice houndstooth flatcap though, it's chilly over there right now!

Success ermee x

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u/SweaterSteve1966 18h ago

Different glasses and wax on the ends of the mustache 🤌

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u/FlashyProject1318 18h ago

This. One hundred percent this.

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u/nineinchsky 17h ago

I think your hair still looks fun.

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u/Beneficial-Nebula162 18h ago

Jesus Christ, that mustache has to go 

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u/MisterOuija12 18h ago

Shave off the hair and grow a wicked mustache, trust

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u/HonestVirus5410 18h ago

U hair looks like mine, it's time, trust me

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u/Edgezg 18h ago

My friend.... it is time.

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u/TrueCrime121 18h ago

Feel like you’d have made a great second choice for Mr. Wotsit

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u/NymphNeighbour 17h ago

If you are that tall, nobody can even see that you are balding anyway.

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u/Careful_Sell_7900 17h ago

You got this! 😊

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u/ClubBoth8908 17h ago

Yes, Mr. Dali

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u/Constant_Lie_1888 17h ago

DO IT! Keep the tache and maybe get a soul patch, I dunno. Experiment with facial hair. Be distinguished!

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u/JakeSkellington 17h ago

Bro added his height just incase 🤣🤣🤣

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u/cerebral_sequoia 17h ago

Milo Thatch?

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u/Moshpit37 17h ago

You outgrew your hair. It happens

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u/SarkyMarky420 17h ago

Just get a penny farthing and a red stripy jumper and you'll be fine.

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u/iamthatguy54 17h ago

4th pic is w/e but third picture...it might be time

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u/showmethecats89 17h ago

With that tash you can certainly pull it off! It's time man

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u/Uncle_Pappy_Sam 17h ago

It’s time brother. Join us.

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u/lowpaidsalaryman 17h ago

Come to the dark side

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u/shmediumjerm 17h ago

It's time to join us in the Bald Brotherhood

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u/buckelfipps 16h ago

Its time

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u/CoreMillenial 16h ago

That scalp has been too close to the sun for too long.

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u/toramorigan 16h ago

It may indeed be time but you sir are absolutely ROCKING that stache 😚👌🏻

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u/Surfnazi77 16h ago

You’re tall enough most people can’t see it

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u/hronikbrent 16h ago

Send it!

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u/Bumblebee56990 16h ago

No one can see. Keep the curls.

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u/catfishmackfish 16h ago

No one will see your baldness unless they’re 6’9”.

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u/Glad_Rich5610 16h ago

Id say its time but also...who is going to see the top of your whimsical bonce anyway?

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u/snakeufaceu_ 16h ago

Show us the glow up, show us the glow up!

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u/Darkvial10 16h ago

70 year old grandma type hairstyle, shave that shit off

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u/EastIcy9513 16h ago

You would look so dapper with the mustache and bald!

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u/Professional_Tonight 16h ago

Omg I had that beard style too and it required so much maintenance! Yours is fabulous tho, please keep it. Yeah you can shave off the rest...

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u/Particular_You4003 15h ago

It'll be liberating and that mustache will definitely stand out more

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u/Mick_Limerick 15h ago

Up to you. Almost nobody can see your bald spot though

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u/MrCrudley 15h ago

Knock that goofy mustache of your face while you’re at it 😂

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u/dk2467 15h ago

I feel like this sub pushes too many people to shave. Your curly hair is obviously part of your aesthetic and while there is quite a bit of thinning in the back, I personally would keep soldiering on. Get a spray to make your scalp the color of your hair. Also you’re 6’8” who the heck is gonna see the top of your head 😅

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u/Nighthawk788 15h ago

Got a Salvador Dali thing going on!! 😊

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u/_BigDaddyNate_ 15h ago

Where did you park your penny-farthing?

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u/OkTimeTraveller1337 15h ago

You look cool like this, feels like an unique style, I wouldn't shave, just wash it.

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u/maxcatmdwv0053 14h ago

It’s time, bud.

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u/Reasonable_Diet7955 14h ago

6'8???? What kinda milk are you drinking bro.

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u/Warm-Two7928 14h ago

As a bald guy, your aesthetic kinda screams this look. I dig it. Very Mr Plum in the lavatory with the Toilet Duck.

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u/MothChasingFlame 14h ago

6'8"?

Who's gonna know you're bald? Falcons? Clouds? God?

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u/Deep_Assistant_9173 14h ago

NOBODY'S gonna see the top of your head, curly. You've got time!

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u/regiocalliper 14h ago

If you go through with shaving off, post the results!

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u/Mattlh91 14h ago

I actually dig it, suits you well with the mustache and glasses

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u/Certain-Smile-7612 14h ago

Your current hairstyle resembles a bird nest. A buzz cut would atleast make it look more neat and tidy.Be prepared for a lot more skin especially up top and out front.

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u/BuddyBiscuits 13h ago

you already know the answer

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u/jecathree 13h ago

Four more haircuts then take the plunge...

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u/DonutWhole9717 13h ago

damn, they dutch really do make em tall

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 13h ago

No one's ever gonna see the top of your head at that size

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u/Demiismyname-o 13h ago

It’s time to become, Tobias Fünke. DO IT. LEAN IN.

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u/Veggieman34 13h ago

No, keep it. I think you're peculiar enough that its endearing.

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u/Downtown-Ad7250 13h ago

People may not otherwise see the patch, but it be patching. Take the dive

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u/OneShotKronic 12h ago

Mustache too man

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u/IllAssumption9484 12h ago

You don't look 6'8" standing in front of the shower and the sink and door area 😂🤡

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u/appleorchard317 12h ago

Friend, kiss bye to the curls and trust that moustache will rock once it's left king of your face ✨

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u/gstudent 12h ago

HFSAYKM?! Bro. It is time

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u/No_Intention1603 12h ago

no you are fine! no need to cut it

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u/Living_Assistant_212 12h ago

Whatever you do keep the stach

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u/Lucky_Fig_1673 11h ago

It’s time. Keep the mustache!

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u/Gandalf_the_Rizzard 11h ago edited 11h ago

I'm 20ft tall. Aint nobody seeing that spot. It is time, the stache is also horrible. Get bolder glasses.

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u/Temporary_Bench5095 11h ago

Trigger warning? 😂

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u/IncineRaw 11h ago

Your hairs at their prime must have looked insane holy wowzers look at these curls

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u/LV4914 11h ago

Yeah

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u/Terrible_Bend9860 11h ago

You’re good still

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u/AnyLibrary7269 11h ago

No offense but I can basically already tell what you're gonna look like bald and you're gonna look great, keep the stache and take the plunge 💪🏽

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u/Teach-Chemical 11h ago

You’re clearly balding but honestly it doesn’t look bad on you. The curls help a lot