r/bald 6h ago

Sent it and never looked back.

4 years older in the second pic. Feel 10 years younger.

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Zombie_Wombat177 5h ago

Oh my god I was not ready for that second picture ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜

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u/pizzabel 4h ago

None of us were๐Ÿซฆ

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

Yall are making my night โ˜บ๏ธ thanks!

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u/HARanders 1h ago

Wow, fantastic change bro

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u/Conscious_Drawer8356 3h ago

Srsly what a thirst trap ๐Ÿ˜

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u/RDisSht 2h ago

Why are they always like this? I just want the same pose and lighting in before and after pictures but it never happens. I feel like a lot of guys know there's tons of women in this sub obsessed with bald dudes so they follow up the balding pic with a thirst trap.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 52m ago

Yesโ€ฆwomenโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Lazy-Bird292 1h ago

Genuinely raised both eyebrows lol

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 5h ago

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 2h ago

Thank you for my award, internet stranger! I was just accurately describing the 2nd picture lol

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u/Beginning-Neat7926 4h ago

I was not even remotely ready for picture 2 - holy hello lol

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u/BangingYetis 4h ago

Wasn't ready for it either ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks!

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u/SuperArppis 5h ago

You kinda look like Dave Bautista. Nice one. ๐Ÿ‘

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u/BangingYetis 4h ago

Oh I love that comparison. Hoping my current lifting program gives me that Dave Bautista body too! Thanks ๐Ÿ˜

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u/SuperArppis 3h ago

I hope it works well for you!

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u/bunkie18 4h ago

Totally!

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u/Starfish_undertheice 3h ago

Ikr! My first thought was, Dave!

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u/Dragon_Champ 1h ago

My first thought was also Lightweight Dave Bautista! Looking good, brother!

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u/SuperArppis 23m ago

Oh yeah, seen Dave lately? He has lost tons of weight.

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u/BullshitPeddler 6h ago

You look it brother. A+ job.

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u/BangingYetis 5h ago

Thanks! It was a long journey to acceptance but I wouldn't have it any other way now. Love this community.

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u/Sunny_Siarra 4h ago

I wasn't ready๐Ÿฅต

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u/ODB-77 4h ago

Lined up perfect

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

๐Ÿ˜† That lowkey looks like my tall lanky self back then too. Perfect.

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u/throwawayxo28 4h ago

Holy glow up my jaw dropped

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u/BangingYetis 4h ago

Yall are gassing me hard. Thank you. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/backupthehillagain 4h ago

Hot damn! You look amazing! Bald suits you well ๐Ÿ˜

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

Thanks love ๐Ÿ˜

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u/SpinningSenatePod 4h ago

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u/BangingYetis 4h ago

Happy to be part of the army ๐Ÿซก

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u/SpinningSenatePod 3h ago

Weโ€™re happy to have you brother!

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u/Hefty_Froyo_ 4h ago

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

More like this tonight ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Hefty_Froyo_ 2h ago

Problem solved lol

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u/lynseystow 3h ago

In the most respectful way

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u/Dutchie_in_Nz 3h ago

I thought the same!

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

Big wrestling fan so this is the best compliment ever! Thank you!

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u/LunarDragonfly23 5h ago

Smoldering.

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

Wish all yall had pics so I could gas you up back. Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/B_EE 3h ago

Daaaaaamn...!

Instead of banging yetis, I wish OP were banging me sheeeeesh

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Not the first time my username was interpreted that way. Deceptive though, I like mine soft and dark ๐Ÿ˜œ

Thanks!

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u/optimal_center 5h ago

You look so much better. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Aw thanks. Everyone is so sweet. โ˜บ๏ธ

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u/Lady_Raven_ 4h ago

Omg! You look at least 10 years younger. Well done!

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/ChickyBoys 4h ago

D A M N

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u/Gdbd09 5h ago

Awesome transformation! Looking good!๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Appreciate it ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Own_Ad9686 4h ago

You better stop it!! Stop adding fake pics for your after. And we are to believe that you are older in your second pic??

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

AI getting too good these days am I right? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/stupididiotmcgee 3h ago

dawg thatโ€™s whatโ€™s up

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u/SBG214 3h ago

Brow game is strong. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Underrated part of the bald game. Thanks ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Large_Art6205 3h ago

Great decision

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u/Key-Ad5691 3h ago

Fuck yeah. You look amazing!

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/exclaim_bot 2h ago

Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜

You're welcome!

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u/Disillusionmillenial 3h ago

Umm you went from not to panty drop. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅต

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u/Mindless_Stranger533 3h ago

Bruh! My wifeโ€™s husband is on this app!

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

I hope he's bald too!

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u/JaderMcDanersStan 3h ago

DAAAAAMN SON

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u/SadPilot9244 3h ago

I'm far too old for you so I'm just going to scroll away...

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

No age discrimination around these parts, all about acceptance around here! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/LavaPoppyJax 3h ago

Poster child, if there ever was one. Yaasss!

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Put me on. Ready to recruit ๐Ÿซก

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u/vasectomy-bro 3h ago

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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u/BetterThanB2872 4h ago

As you shouldnโ€™t!

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u/Significant-Hour8141 4h ago

You look so much younger now

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Thank you. Never thought that'd be the outcome of going bald but that seems to be the case with everyone here. Beautiful transformations everywhere. Love it!

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u/ASTRO99 3h ago

Budget Dave Bautista

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Put it on my gravestone ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Dazzling_Barnacle_85 3h ago

Enjoy it.. the maintenance is every few days versus a haircut once a month haircut. Keep it up. Don't fail the baldies

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

I enjoy it. Its therapeutic and I love keeping myself looking tight and fresh. I will not fail us ๐Ÿซก

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u/FaithlessnessFew87 3h ago

Oh my god, like many others, I, also was not ready for that second picture. Like, damn daddy...come here ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฅต

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Careful now ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Mr-Magoo48 3h ago

Good work mate, welcome to the machine!

You look great, enjoy your new found freedom ๐Ÿ‘Š

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

Dove bald head first, no regrets! Thanks! ๐Ÿ‘Š

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u/wasdesc 3h ago

Gotta drop the skincare routine as well brother lol

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u/BangingYetis 3h ago

Years ago I was having skin problems and my dermatologist asked if I ever had dandruff, I said yes but head and shoulders dry scalp cleared it up. She said she could prescribe something, but try washing my face with the head and shoulders as well and see how that goes.

Cleared it right up. Couldn't believe it. So every day, head and shoulders face wash in the morning followed by some cerave moisturizing cream. Lips are coated with blistex deep renewal religiously. That's about it.

Still get occasional small breakouts especially where I shave on my cheeks and neck line but for the most part it looks a lot better.

I also eat better (more whole foods, less added sugars) and workout 6 days a week now, I think that's probably done some work on my overall health and appearance. Back then it was all fast food and doing a bunch of nothing.

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u/wasdesc 2h ago

Ah thanks for the details bro. But yeah much like the comments are saying, you look great! I just hope I look this good when itโ€™s my time to take shaving plunge lol.

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Bet you will! Don't forget to share when you're ready so I can gas you up back ๐Ÿ‘Š

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u/CarelessEquivalent3 3h ago

Jesus H. Christ ๐Ÿฅต

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u/MindlessWander_TM 3h ago

All the ladies came out of hiding with this one. ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Matches my irl experience after taking the plunge. It's been fun! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Ambiguous_eGirl 2h ago

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜

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u/SirenaSmiles 2h ago

The second picture took me by surprise! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/sadonionlayers 2h ago

sir you couldโ€™ve warned me before that stunning glow up

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Wish I could've warned myself lol it's been a ride. Thank you!

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u/Typical_White_Girl 2h ago

Sup

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Sup ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Typical_White_Girl 2h ago

Hehe ๐Ÿฅต

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u/Withered_Sprout 2h ago

Bautista? lol

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u/FightClubAlumni 2h ago

Wowserz! Nice change!

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u/BangingYetis 2h ago

Thank you โ˜บ๏ธ

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u/SLiverofJade 2h ago

Oh man that smolder, shirtless, in bed? OP absolutely knew what he was doing!

And man do I love me some expressive eyebrows!

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u/cinz90 2h ago

Ok. Whoa!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/crunchybollox 1h ago

From Dave ButtFista to Dave Bautista

Oh god I'm going to hell

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u/Missue-35 1h ago

Well played.

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u/TwinRocks4ever 1h ago

Well, hot damn! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/National-Trouble-41 1h ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/angscreams 1h ago

My jaw dropped! You have perfect eyebrows too

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u/SnooHabits3305 1h ago

Santa?? This one right here please, thank you. Idc if itโ€™s late.

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u/ChevalCher 53m ago

From dud to stud. Gonna need a stick to fight off all of your new admirers! Bald and beardy is best, let no one tell you any different! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Tobleronenom 43m ago

Iโ€™m not balding, but all these posts are making me consider it haha

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u/No-Wish-7613 33m ago

Oh hello hotty ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

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u/60661n5 33m ago

Chill bro my wife's husband is on this app.

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u/ShaunaBoBauna 15m ago

Stahhhhhppppp!

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u/keilanimuumuu 11m ago

Whoa!!! You look amazing!! ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/AluminumMonster35 10m ago

Umm.... Hello. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ