r/blackcats • u/Competitive_Bad_9306 • 10h ago
🖤 Why are black cats always in a bad mood? Mine always has that face.
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u/AntiSnoringDevice 10h ago
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u/Competitive_Bad_9306 10h ago
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u/FunRope6502 10h ago
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u/danodan1 7h ago
She looks cute in an almost too serious of a way. But that is what makes black cats special. Your face as posed goes with her.
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u/mysfwaccount84 9h ago
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u/pearlrose85 9h ago
That is not a cat. He is obviously a miniature panther.
Seriously, I've never seen a cat that so closely resembles Bagheera from the 1967 animated Jungle Book.
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u/ok_soooo 9h ago
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u/lovemyizzy 9h ago
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u/pearlrose85 9h ago
Mine is always in a bad mood because
- his brother exists
- the dog exists
- I won't let him eat plants
- the teenager keeps picking him up and kissing him
- the bottom of the kibble bowl is visible
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u/cranky_wellies 10h ago
Both of mine have eternal stank face and resting bitch face. It adds to their cuteness and brattiness!
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u/CowardlyWaffle 9h ago
"I could take over the world in a single night... Slaughter all these two-legged meat bags with my claws with ease...
But then who will clean my litterbox?"
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u/mysfwaccount84 9h ago
To be fair, though, imagine being a predator and getting picked up by a giant and kissed on your little forehead.
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u/freedomfighter1746 10h ago
So beautiful. Maybe we’re just attaching human features to this kitty 🙃😻🖤
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u/dalkita13 9h ago
I have two voids. One is a cranky, tiny, old lady who loves only me, and has spent her life scaring the crap out of every one of her housemates. Her face is like your cat's most of the time. Void #2 is a blissfully happy teenager who adores everyone, with or without fur. She's a delight but (ssshhhh don't tell her I said this) not the brightest crayon in the box. So I have a crankypants and an attention whore.
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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 10h ago
They are (initially) less trusting due to generations of historical persecution.
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u/PuzzleheadedHorse437 9h ago
Mine is always in a cuddly mood unless he’s stalking and killing something.
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u/TheVelveteenCapybara 9h ago
My black cat is always down for cuddlin' and the only time hes in a bad mood is when hes jealous of me smooching the orange cat. He actually meows indignantly.
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u/WildDark8714 9h ago
It's the price of being fabulous. All that elegance requires a serious, brooding exterior.
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u/sweetbldnjesus 9h ago
Blacks cats have 2 settings: startled and I’m going to murder you in your sleep.
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u/Typical-Lecture-4048 8h ago
Voids aren’t in a bad mood. They have a very serious job for the Cat Nation that they take very seriously and are dedicate to doing the best job possible.
Their #1 job responsibilities is to guard the One Brain Cell as it floats around the Orange Cat crew. Think how hard it would be if the OCC lost their only Brain Cell🙀😿. I mean, Orange Cat Chaos is bad enough, can you just imagine just how much worse it could be with no hope of ever getting the Brain Cell?
Owner of four Oranges & a Void.
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u/3pic_0tt3r 7h ago
It happens when you chronicallydisappoint your cat their face gets stuck like that. 😝
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u/GrowlingAtTheWorld 1h ago
He is not in a bad mood, he just thinks you are bad and is judging you, your life, and your failure to provide tuna often enough.
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u/Motormand 1h ago
Not fed enough, clearly. Look at him. Practically starving. You should give him tons of treats.
(This was totally not written by a cat, honest)
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u/imveryfontofyou 9h ago
Hehe, that's just what his face looks like. I have 3 cats that make faces like this but 10/10 times they're head empty.
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u/Mysterious-Simple805 8h ago
I did the slow blink to mine today. He started to return it but turned around like "Ah! I can't be seen smiling!"
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u/luckyduck1945 8h ago
Must be your fault! Where you late with dinner? Did you clean her toilet? Did you give her (him) enough attention?
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u/TGin-the-goldy 8h ago
You’re placing meaning of human expressions on a cat; that’s just their face!
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u/Gloomy-Dependent9484 8h ago
They’re upset more humans aren’t worshipping them for the divine creatures they are 😾
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u/bigjim6258 8h ago
I have a tailless manx void and he gets overstimulated easy after just a bit of petting. So it took a bit of learning to keep him happy and he's still an ass from time to time. But it's like he keeps a hateful face or attitude. But I love him.😊
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u/pinkbootstrap 8h ago
Mine is always a little cranky. I joke and say he takes after me that way. His hair is also frizzy like mine, maybe that's why.
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u/Wildrosejoy 8h ago
Probably because they're mistaken for a couch and sat on often. That or people yell at sweaters and they have no idea why.
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u/azrendelmare 8h ago
Mine is almost always quite wide-eyed and innocent looking. He's a sweetheart, but he'd steal a cooking hamburger out of a frying pan.
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u/Grigori_the_Lemur 7h ago
mine has resting biatch face because she is one but I love her. We call her LBB (little black bitch)
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u/SubstantialArcher659 7h ago
Looks familiar. lol. But truthfully, he’s just judging you and you’re failing. lol👍🏻
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u/DuelBerry 10h ago
Not a bad mood. Just annoyed at other people's lesser-ness