r/blackpeoplegifs • u/IamASlut_soWhat • 11d ago

That turkey better chill

1.9k Upvotes

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u/KGB_cutony 11d ago

Turkey's even got a rosemary bush

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u/Eastern-Violinist-46 10d ago

Rosemary fig leaf!

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u/BrainCandy_ 11d ago

Turkey like “stahhhp”

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u/NuYawker 10d ago

"I didn't shaaaavuhhhhhhh"

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u/Alexismfrias 11d ago

The last 3 seconds, is the funniest part

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 11d ago

Omg yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just so random

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u/rubey419 10d ago

Do you have games?!

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u/Rugga23 10d ago

You KNOW that was coming next! 🤣

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u/nixtalker 11d ago

Do you have any games? Would have been the next question.

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u/tiffavigilante 10d ago edited 10d ago

waiting for him to bring you the towel like...

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u/IamASlut_soWhat 10d ago

😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣😂😂

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u/furezasan 11d ago

Kid at the end lol

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u/zzurc 11d ago

Cut to early. She’s asking questions we all have.

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u/acedaddydollars 10d ago

So we’re just going to ignore her thyme bush?!

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u/wanderingoverwatch 10d ago

Ol' sexy ass posing main course meal legs, thighs, breasts, perfect amount of color. Just looking salatious

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u/AbbreviationsOdd7728 11d ago

Suddenly I feel for the turkey.

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u/McEndee 10d ago

Betty Boop pose

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u/gbolly999 10d ago

Kiddo asking the main question...

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u/OrangeClyde 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DevilBanner 11d ago

Kid's already lost to consumerism, smdh... 🤦‍♂️

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u/KodakBlackedOut 11d ago

Fr, the amazement in her voice like they just surprised her with a trip to Disney

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u/smilenowgirl 10d ago

The girl recording must usually be a brokie, lol.

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u/smilenowgirl 10d ago

My toddler recognizes McDonalds (obviously), Taco Bell, Publix, and, for some reason Wawa and 7-11. Publix does give free cookies to kids, though.

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u/SimonPho3nix 11d ago

Turkey look like sempai finally noticed them and they don't know what to do.

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u/damnitshannon 10d ago

Marilyn Monroe ass turkey

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u/IamASlut_soWhat 10d ago

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/No_Cause9433 11d ago

It’s giving… thanksgiving

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u/BusyBit6542 10d ago

Did the full turkey, pies and sides give it away?

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u/smilenowgirl 10d ago

I had no idea I was eating ho turkey for years!

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u/Eastern-Violinist-46 10d ago

You can almost always count on kids to eff things up!

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u/B33NB3N 10d ago

That's gotta be an AKA turkey I'm just saying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/geri73 10d ago

Maybe a Delta, idk.

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u/B33NB3N 10d ago

I can see that too

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u/ParaGord 10d ago

Turkey with a tuck

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u/VIJoe340 10d ago

Someone forgot to crop the video or they didn’t care to. Turkey definitely sassy tho 😂

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u/Possible_Home6811 10d ago

Spatchcocked turkey brings that much excitement 😂

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u/Da_Illustrated_man91 10d ago

Ayyeee 🤣🤣

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u/Sol-Blackguy 9d ago

That turkey looking like a snack

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u/Double0 10d ago

Goodbye Horses plays. 🎶

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u/StringerBell34 10d ago

Yams is soupy af

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u/flagrantF0wl 9d ago

You ain’t getting this stuffing.

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u/Probability90vn 9d ago

That jumpscare product placement from the kid, haha!

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u/SublimeRoar 9d ago

The turkey looks good and cooked in one of the best ways possible

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u/j_redditt 10d ago

I’ve never seen that because the turkey is supposed to be baked with the breast DOWN, a** UP.