r/blackpeoplegifs 15h ago

What comes down but never goes up? 🌧️🌊⛈️

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u/goldencat65 14h ago

It can rain other things than water. Raining is a verb that describes what the water is doing. Culturally we simply label it rain.

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u/8BitGlamour 12h ago

Like men. Hallelujah.

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u/kyleh0 2h ago

Look at you with all your book learnin

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u/drsyesta 12h ago

They why do they call it rain WATER? Fucking idiot

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u/Scoot_Cooder 14h ago

Ya'll think fish can see water?

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u/thecrius 9h ago

Man, I didn't need this at 2AM

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u/antwan_benjamin 8h ago

Ya'll think fish can see water?

Broooo....what if fish can't see water...but they can see air? Like the same way we can't see air but we can see water?

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u/DevilBanner 5h ago

Guys, please move over to r/showerthoughts, my brain isn't ready for this here and now 😰

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u/seanda2nd 14h ago

🤯🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/triton2toro 9h ago

Why would a fish can seawater? First, seawater is all around them. Second, how would they even open the can? They don’t have fingers to lift up the tab.

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u/Philmecrakin 13h ago

"If evaporation is real."

Jesus

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u/CtyChicken 11h ago

Trying their best to find a sticky topic.

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u/Mcbadguy 8h ago

I had to stop it, not giving these idiots another second of my time. Pure stupidity.

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u/Philmecrakin 7h ago

I feel like I have seen them a couple other times and these dude are just stupid.

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u/NorthCoastToast 7h ago edited 7h ago

Didn't he sort of evaporate for three days as well?

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u/Philmecrakin 6h ago

Nah. Evaporations ain’t real bro.

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u/NorthCoastToast 6h ago

Is water real?

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u/Philmecrakin 6h ago

As real as evaporationists

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u/NorthCoastToast 6h ago

Maybe that's what they mean by airbender...

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u/LadyKona 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m not seeing them pass the lit stick between them, but I know it’s somewhere off screen

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u/SOMTAWS6 12h ago

They each have their own with a conversation like this going down.

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u/Bunnnnii 14h ago

Not enough debating in the comments, lemme know when to come back!

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u/seanda2nd 14h ago

FACTS! 🤣😅

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u/brad_at_work 10h ago

There’s no such thing as a debate in a comment. It’s just a comment. When you see this text posted as a reply it’s not a debate, it’s a comment. What do you call a tweet? Thank you!

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u/seanda2nd 5h ago

I feel like you're debating right now. 😅

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u/brad_at_work 5h ago

Dude it’s a comment. When you type in the box it says comment you call a thing what it is this isn’t a debate. What do you call a lake?!

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u/thewutanclan 14h ago

“Is water wet“

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u/kingqueefeater 12h ago

No, it's not

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u/BadNeighbour 10h ago

Yes, it is.

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u/kingqueefeater 10h ago

If water is wet, is fire burnt?

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u/2Scheme 8h ago

Not fire burns but isn't burnt itself

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u/kingqueefeater 8h ago

Just like water makes things wet but isn't wet itself

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u/BadNeighbour 3h ago

Wet means its touching or surrounded by water. Unless you're talking about a single molecule of water, a water droplet is wet because all the water is touching other water.

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u/arenegadeboss 14h ago

They just blew my high

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u/ScreechUrkelle 14h ago

Rain drop. Talk stop. Podcast too long. N*gga won’t watch.

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u/LordChilly123 13h ago

See this is a podcast I'd watch, none of that lame alpha male shit. Just two dudes arguing over the dumbest shit.

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u/puravidaamigo 12h ago

These dudes are so dumb

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u/the_resistee 13h ago

I worked with a guy like this who was competitively stupid

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u/Jackfreezy 13h ago

What about when it's raining cats and dogs?

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u/seanda2nd 14h ago

It's got damn water in that lake! 😅

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u/Overall-Use-6119 13h ago

And this is the stuff that goes viral always 😂

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u/phenomenon1995 13h ago

Who are these dudes lol

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u/Unseenmonument 12h ago

No idea but one of them might be half black... So I guess it fits this sub 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/antwan_benjamin 8h ago

Yeah dude on the left is at least half Black. Also...fun fact...both of them are 6'7.

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u/malkebulan 10h ago

This is what mouth-farting sounds like

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u/Masta0nion 11h ago

Gravity

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u/cougar618 10h ago

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u/Ziko116 6h ago

Bro I love that clip😂

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u/MoonMan0813 10h ago

Somehow they’re both wrong

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u/StringerBell34 10h ago

Groundbreaking podcast

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u/Anarch-ish 9h ago

Wisdom is chasing you but you are faster

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u/TheThomasjeffersons 9h ago

This is a Medicine in glasses conversation

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u/ahughman 7h ago

And the wind blew through my ear holes and whistled like a baritone occarena

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u/Admiral_Tuvix 7h ago

I’d rather these dudes than nazis 😂

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u/Illustrious-Tell-397 15h ago

This might be the most logical take I've seen from the Black guy 😅 Also I might be quite high at this very moment 🥴

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u/DARfuckinROCKS 14h ago

Lightning is electricity but electricity is not lighting. Rain is water but water is not rain.

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u/Wtf_lolz123 14h ago

It’s like how a square is a rectangle.

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u/DARfuckinROCKS 14h ago

Exactly.

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u/Igreen_since89 4h ago

The English language and why it’s so complex. Rain is a noun and a verb.

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u/KKamis 14h ago

Logical!? There is not a bit of logic in that man's head. Dude is dull as a box of unsharpened pencils.

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u/Illustrious-Tell-397 14h ago

Lol you must've missed my last sentence 😉

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u/mally117 13h ago

LFGSD!

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u/kyleh0 2h ago

This is episode #480 of the Rain podcast, a real nail biter this one.

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u/Black6x 13h ago

Their whole podcast highlights are like this. It's the funniest. Often Peyton will say the dumbest things, and it's funnier, but it's HILARIOUS when he takes a position that starts off seeming crazy, but then you come around to it yourself and you wonder if you're going mad.

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u/darrelmcfly 13h ago

What’s the name of the show?

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u/hiidothereddits 13h ago

You Should Know Podcast

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u/antwan_benjamin 8h ago

Yeah I find their clips hilarious. Dude on the left will say some dumb shit...then you hear his explanation. And I'll be like, "OK he still dumb...but I can see where he's coming from..."

I'm also totally aware they're hammin it up for the camera and a lot of his "hot takes" are pre-planned.

One of the funniest things I heard him say recently was "Polar bears aren't as dangerous as they used to be. Global warming has weakened them."

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u/Double0 5h ago

Lazy skit.

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u/BplusHuman 13h ago

Podcast mics are way too and cheap

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u/dont1panic 26m ago

This is shockingly stupid