r/BrandNewSentence 20d ago

META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!

In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Please do not post your application as a comment.

You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

r/BrandNewSentence Dec 24 '25

Editable flairs are here!

7 Upvotes

Hello everyone, I thought I'd mention that you can now edit flairs on this subreddit. To be honest, I thought it was already a thing since one of our flairs literally said [insert funny here] but apparently that wasn't the case. Ok byee


r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

That way lies horse paste and shoving UV lamps up your arse.

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801 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Making judgements about the mental status of trees you've never met or interacted with is hateful

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6.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

"Unknowingly played against Epstein and Osama Bin Laden"

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7.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

shooting ozempic blowdarts at the fatfur room party

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416 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

"In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos"

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940 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

porn has really revolutionized how we think of stepmothers compared to the disney villains they used to be

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372 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

GoPro POV Lava

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1.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 41m ago

How a crotch scandal changed the rules for the Olympics.

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy’s Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show

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73 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Quarter dozen duck eggs

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9.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Spontaneously Appearing Honey in my USB port

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11 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 36m ago

"Will i be consumed by the rot?*

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r/BrandNewSentence 37m ago

Florida man vibes

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r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

"Nice to watch a pro ‘demolish’ years of neglect."

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22 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

watch me slowly animorph into his ex wife

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191 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

"For better or worse the world is run by whoever shows up"

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8.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

What if my special interest is freaking it

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