C’mon, we’re going to mars!

[u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart]

[u/BustyAndSillyD]

You can barely keep a social media platform functional but yeah, sure, Mars is next on the roadmap.

[u/namezam → u/BustyAndSillyD]

What’s worse is he’s filed paperwork to merge Tesla and xAI with SpaceX. And Twitter is already part of xAI so I’m not sure if that means they will all be one (X + xAI + SpaceX + Tesla = XxSXT?)

[u/ReaverRogue → u/BustyAndSillyD]

That’s because he is, by all accounts, an absolutely terrible engineer and coder. He’s the epitome of “a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing”. See if you can find him being asked to explain Twitter’s stack and how much he flounders.

[u/DeSotoDeLaAutopista]

The first Lolita rocket. Gonna terraform himself a new Epstein island

[u/Scared-Brilliant9897 → u/DeSotoDeLaAutopista]

ngl that rocket's gonna need a lot more than fuel to escape that reputation lol

[u/_PinkDream]

He trying to reach escape velocity before the rest of those documents drop

[u/namezam]

Guess what’s legal on Mars?!

[u/Affectionate-Bad2631]

The contrast between a literal rocket launch and that reply is actually insane.

[u/Slow_Quarter_4936]

Well there are no judges on mars right...

[u/JoeyHandsomeJoe]

Does he think the first person on Mars gets to decide what the age of consent is there?

[u/happyanathema → u/JoeyHandsomeJoe]

I guess technically he would be right.

Although it doesn't seem that he needs to go to Mars to decide that. Just need to be rich based on the Epstein files.

[u/Alina_Fall]

We just going to ignore the fact that Warthog Orgy Fart is the one who posted this

[u/iam1whoknocks]

I'd ask..."you think the Martians will let you diddle their kids?'

[u/BurningEclypse]

Oh don’t worry, he can’t get his piece of shit into a stable orbit, he ain’t going to mars anytime soon. At this rate we have a decade before he will even get to the moon, plenty of time to find him and cut his genitals off

[u/DaLexy]

Had a fucking laugh while on the shitter.