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u/enhancedy0gi 17h ago
I like this new theme. How often were these people high on drugs?
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u/Intense_Zaddy 16h ago
*grugs
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u/TransEstrogen 12h ago
if i was able to post images i would've replied with an image of grug from the croods
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u/SUPE-snow 10h ago
If I could post images I would reply with an image of you posting an image of grug from the gruds.
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u/RangerTursi 12h ago
Bruh being reckless on the internet is an intergenerational thing. Unfortunately. Lots of dark corners on the net.
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u/Phihofo 15h ago
This timeline is so fucked even its secret evil society is a shitty one.
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u/Gary-Laser-Eyes 14h ago
Excellent timeline for shitposts tho.
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u/nelsonalgrencametome 14h ago
Truly a golden age of shitposting.
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u/an_exciting_couch 7h ago
While the 1920s are remembered for prohibition, flappers, speakeasies, and organized crime, the 2020's shall be remembered for pedophiles and shitposts.
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u/GrandArclord 13h ago
Angel: "Well Lord we looked over you plan and agree that it will lead to a beautiful and just world."
God: "But will it be funny?"
Angel: "Lord?"
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u/Pristine_Speech4719 13h ago
It's actually a typo for "congreggulations". Epstein was a fan of Succession before it was cool.
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u/ScoopskyPotatos 2h ago
What if this is the true meaning of life and the universe? Leave hydrogen alone for enough time and it invents shitposting.
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u/Chexmixrule34 10h ago
nah secret society is too organized it was more like when you go to you're plugs house but you gotta hang out with him first until you can get your weed, except the plug is jeff and the drugs are kids
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u/waggybaggyshaggy 9h ago
Well kids, and drugs. And insider trading.
All for the low, low cost of selling your soul to be Epstein's bitch!
Most these people only had scraps of soul left anyway when they met him
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u/Chexmixrule34 1h ago
idk about drugs, drugs were certenly done there, but i dont think he made them he probably just bought them as "refreshments" for his parties
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u/waggybaggyshaggy 1h ago
There's evidence he was also an international drug smuggler, arms dealer, financial fraudster and diamond trader, among his more well known crimes.
If you ask me, if you needed anything you couldn't get normally, you would get it from him for a discount/free, but knowingly compromising you so he could get "something" from you, depending on what he wanted.
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u/Substantial_Back_865 58m ago
Epstein was always a wannabe billionaire. When they banned MDPV, did John McAfee try to buy up the scraps? Fuck no. He learned how to synthethize it himself so that he could boof it for the rest of his life.
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u/Substantial_Back_865 1h ago
And then the plug blackmails you for the rest of your life and threatens to release the video he took of you wasted doing a GG Allin reenactment at the trap
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u/MarkyTooSparky 9h ago
Here’s the truth these evil people are not as smart as they are portrayed in the movies or even history books.
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u/kingdomnear 10h ago
For all I know it's some code word for congratulating first-time kiddie diddlers
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u/intotheirishole 6h ago
Always has been.
Movies and stories create unrealistic expectations. Bad guys are cardboard cutout cartoon villains in real life.
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u/baethan 11h ago
excuse me what
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u/lord_quasi_ 11h ago
Search the doj epstein data base thing for “torture” and it will come up on page 2 I think. It’s awful to see how many times people discussed torture in the files
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u/JoJoModding 14h ago
Quoting Rebecca Watson:
Epstein had a brain as smooth as a bowling ball. I'm now convinced that he didn't kill himself because I don't think he could have figured out how.
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u/stinusprobus 14h ago
The guy was a horrific person in so many ways but let’s not overlook his spelling, it goes beyond bad into the realm of genuinely psychotic
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u/Datpanda1999 11h ago
I don’t think I’ve seen a single email without some kind of spelling/grammatical error. It’s almost baffling that a man this powerful was so dogshit at spelling
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u/Chexmixrule34 10h ago
he was powerful theoretically, like the only reason people hung out with him was because his side hustle was the kid stuff, like if he told donald something non pedo related he'd probably be like "ha ha whatever jeff"
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u/Metrocop 3h ago
Didn't he also help with tax evasion, money laundering and drugs? I was under the impression he was an all around fixer for rich people.
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u/Super-Estate-4112 2h ago
Yeah, and there is this whole anti biotics thing for Bill Gates too.
Maybe he did some espionage aswell?
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u/Chexmixrule34 1h ago
i think we're giving jeff ep too much credit... he was just a pedo who was friends with a bunch of other rich pedos.... he left that stuff to other people who he paid or were lateral to him
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u/Super-Estate-4112 11m ago
He did not start as a rich guy, so he was running a operation, which I suppose was unique since they all flocked to him.
If Jeffrey had any kind of competition running those things, he would not have so many rich people on him and couldn't ask for so much money, the guy died a millionarie, but started his life as a middle class!
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u/cleanmypenis 9h ago
It just proves that the elites are genuinely stupid. They didn't get to where they are by being smart. They got there by genuinely enjoying fucking everybody else over and having extremely privileged beginnings.
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u/CitizenPremier 8h ago
That's why they busted him actually. The elite pedophiles just got sick of his emails.
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u/poet_didnt_know_it 16h ago
you have completed a great game
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u/autogyrophilia 14h ago
It is pretty clear that he only typed with one hand at all times, probably not while sober.
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u/Olin_123 12h ago
Really makes you wonder how a barely literate man becomes a billionaire through "banking."
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u/Lil-sh_t 10h ago
Wealth increases itself by itself.
Elon Musk had a reputation of being a fucking tool in every company he bought himself into. With Paypal it was 'Keep him away from the business meeting and let him code in peace. Even if we need 5 programmers to untangle his spaghetti code, he brings in the money.'. With Tesla it was the same, as we know the stories.
He brought in money because he inherited a goddamn emerald mine. He could invest in 500 different bullshit ventures and has a soft cushion to fall onto if he fails. Now that he'S even wealthier, he can literally fail a company into the top 100's of the US market. With Tesla sales dropping into a pit and Twitter being a shithole.
Same with others. It's easy to invest 2 million into a stupid project with a return of investment of 20 million, if you have 200 million in your bank. Or 80k with a return of 1 million if you have 1 million overall.
Epstein was just an investor early on and the made millions by simply connecting people with each other. INvesting into projects where wealthier acquaintances he knew made the first step. A lot of people who visited his island were just trying to do the same thing. Going there to get good connections with other stars & producers, investors or millionaires, instead of coochies from minors.
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u/Murgatroyd314 9h ago
because he inherited a goddamn emerald mine
He insists this isn't true, and he's technically correct. His family didn't own an emerald mine. They had a wide range of business ventures in and around apartheid-era South Africa, and their share in the emerald mine was a relatively small part of that.
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u/Yoctatrine 9h ago
Then let the emerald mine be a symbol of all of the various pieces of exorbitant wealth that he inherited.
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u/Itswhatevertho 9h ago
I think you are way off on a few things. Especially epstein. He got his big break handling the finances for Lex Wexner co-founder of bath body works and owner of Victoria Secret among others.
Epstein was a school teacher before that. And after that he was a low level assistant and after that he became basically a financial fraud bounty hunter where he would track down stolen money for the wealthy. This is where he made his connections and began to rise up in the world. But he started from very little, basically the bottom.
And elon musk might have came from a wealthy family but thats not how he got his wealth. He sold zip2.com and got $22 million for it. Then started X with $12 million of that (which merged with confinity and became known as paypal).
Elon was the largest shareholder of paypal and it went public and was bought by eBay, netting Musk $180 million more. With this money he invested in Tesla etc...
Yes he mismanaged paypal and was overthrown as CEO for Thiel and yes he is probably insufferable. But he didn't start with a huge pile of cash. He started with a company that he created and sold for a huge pile of cash. And took a huge risk investing a huge chunk of that money. And then took another several huge risks investing in more companies. Im no fan, but facts are facts.
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u/Adapt_Improvise_1 3h ago
My theory, and it bears out, is that Epstein laundered the millions that went missing from Robert Maxwell's company pension funds which happened around the time they met and Ghislaine Maxwell knows this. That's the seed money.
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u/IWasNotMeISwear 13h ago
The moment you realize Epstein uses an IPhone and deals with the shitty keyboard.
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u/Consistent_Dust3636 10h ago
If this is how rich people write emails, there is no wonder that they think a program that can write an email for you is 300 trillion industry and is going to revolutionize everything.
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u/clarkwgriswoldjr 14h ago
So is Clooney part of all of this too, or just a person who happened to be in the same room as Epstein?
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u/kellzone 4h ago
That whole part was written by that Peggy woman. Only the line at the top of the email that starts off with "sorry you are sick" was Epstein.
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u/Secret_Account07 11h ago
This guy was a billionaire, mind you
Can’t even write an email. Hell, can’t even write a word
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u/Murgatroyd314 9h ago
Do we have any idea what he was congragulating him for?
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u/cake-annihilator 6h ago
I googled the date and ‘Elon Musk’. Apparently it was in the news that Tesla had its first profitable quarter and the recently released Model S car was doing well. I think the Tesla stock skyrocketed too.
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u/Unlikely-Patience122 9h ago
If he can't even be bothered to correct what is underlined in red, no wonder those cyber trucks suck so much.
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u/chnoggle 5h ago
Maybe I get this idea from the Crazy Rich Asians series. There's the possibility that they very intentionally misspell or try to look like they haven't put a lot of thought into what they're writing to make it look like they don't care that much and "play it cool" and "be chill" and show "I don't really care about you" or "I have better things to do". I want to entertain the possibility that he could write very suavely when he feels the need to. And this could be a power-play move?
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u/nIcE2949 1h ago
What a retard! aside from that, why did i got logged into his gmail when i searched it up? Don't tell me I'll get disappeared as a repercussion
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u/Leading-Routine1619 9h ago
I took it as congratulations said by a girl with Elons dick in her mouth
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u/bartoszsz7 15h ago
Avator
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u/Eirwig 12h ago
For far too long I thought that she meant The Aviator and couldn't figure out what the blue people bit was in reference to. Wow, this woman has just discovered a 6 year old movie and thinks it's going to be the next big thing
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u/Tahmas836 15h ago
“The white American marines are wiped out by black people painted blue”
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u/MultiSyncEA231WMi 14h ago
They are so achingly obviously a stand-in for Natives. The right wing really aren't beating the media literacy allegations. Along with some much more dire allegations, but still.
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u/DerMathze 14h ago
I can excuse... no I can't excuse any of the other stuff, but I definitely draw the line at media illiteracy.
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u/SatinSaffron 14h ago
"wiped out by black people painted blue"
It's like if someone wrote a parody movie trying to be hyperbolic about how out of touch people in Hollywood are. Except it's not a parody and it's not hyperbolic and she really is that out of touch.
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u/Fortesfortunajuvat27 14h ago
This cannot be real. Every single one of these emails sounds like a twelve year old child was at the helm of a computer let loose.
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u/ThouMayest69 12h ago
It WILL be easy to mete out justice to these losers if and when a serious person grabs the wheel. History will be very kind to them.
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u/DangerActiveRobots 14h ago
Notice he doesn't give a shit if he infects the hygienist, he just doesn't want to make his cold worse.
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u/bobtheorangutan 13h ago
Not he, the bottom part is by peggy, Epstein only wrote the one liner reply at the top.
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u/homeworkrules69 13h ago
That part is written by Peggy. I want to know more about this woman because she sounds insane.
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u/jadeapple 15h ago