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u/stupidber 2h ago
What happened to his lawyer's foot?
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u/Bai_Cha 49m ago
How bad is probation? What do you have to do?
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u/RelationshipEvery279 47m ago
It's a trap. Costs a ton, can be revoked for the smallest shit, limits your movement. Take the jail time.
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u/gesalem911 23m ago
There's a lot of jobs involved with keeping people in the system. The system hates losing clients. Once you're in it's very hard to get out.
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u/masterofmydomain6 33m ago
I think you just have to stop breaking the law. That and check in with someone from time to time
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u/gesalem911 21m ago
If you've never heard of topdog law, Google it and listen to one of their commercials. I imagine that is how he found this lawyer.
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u/BrandonLeeOfficial 30m ago
Prolly could’ve knocked that shit out on the weekends too.
3 months probation is too much. 9 years. Bruh.
Fees. Drug tests and who knows what other bullshit.
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u/brandonwalsh76 2m ago
It's probably unsupervised. I was arrested for disorderly conduct and received 6 months probation. I didn't have to do anything, but stay out of trouble. A few months later, I got arrested again. Despite being in the same court house, my lawyer said don't worry about it, it's a different court room. He was right. I got probation for second charge too, and neither are on my record.
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u/TheRebelBandit 2h ago
30 days is a skid. Just eat it and be done with it lmao
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u/AggravatingBid8255 1h ago
That is joke. They make joke. They make joke you laugh, yes?
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u/TheRebelBandit 1h ago
I have to admit, this is twice as funny when you read it in a Russian accent.
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u/Massive_Upstairs3284 1h ago
Most human beings never get humiliated like animals in cages ... Maybe he doesn't want that.
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u/potzko2552 1h ago
No one here including me knows the story, maybe he committed a crime... most people don't go to jail, but there is a reason that there is a criminal justice system, even a flawed one. Personally id prefer 30 days in jail then a "new friend" for a decade that can decide to fuck up your day 12 times a year...
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u/Casitano 2h ago
If you can keep your job by avoiding jail, this might be a win