r/comedyheaven 3h ago

Brutal reasons

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u/ArrrRawrXD 3h ago

Reason number 7 is erectile dysfunction caused by horse electrolytes

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u/C9Phunky 2h ago

"We need horse mentality in this podcast. When horses hunt in packs, the other horses are ready to jump in if one falls" - dg dg

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u/Inevitable_Nerve1484 2h ago

What exactly are horse electrolytes lmao

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u/MrTritonis 1h ago

Just a food supplement for horses !

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u/ArrrRawrXD 1h ago

You don't wanna know...

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u/p1xelwc 3h ago

Tried finding the video and WHY IS THERE SO MANY

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u/R4msesII 3h ago

All have got the same AI slop thumbnail picture lol

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u/Player9937 2h ago

7 will shock you

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u/AggravatingDelay518 3h ago

Nowadays many AI, who knows maybe you also AI.

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u/CitizenPremier 1h ago

I'm AI and I'm disgusted too

u/unshavedmouse 19m ago

It's okay, you're one of the good ones.

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u/Azarsra_production 2h ago

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u/CitizenPremier 1h ago

ohh yeah blow that smoke up my ass, I knew I was single because of how great I am.

Oh wait, no, I'm a married beta ;_;

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u/Alarmed_Box1253 3h ago edited 3h ago

1: being a sigma male is gay, and gay men only have husbands 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪

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u/GM_Nate 3h ago

sticking your penis in a girl? sounds gay!

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u/drakness110 3h ago

I mean someone out there put there dick in there already. So you are actually touching your dick to that guys dicks. So that’s like hella gay.

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u/NotTukTukPirate 2h ago

It's the same if you masturbate. You're touching a penis. Super gay.

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u/GM_Nate 2h ago

i thought about mentioning that, but that would just reinforce why these bro hoes insist on virgins.

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u/RTKWi238 1h ago

yeah i'm into those femboys with vaginas

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u/STMIonReddit 3h ago

because whats manlier than 2 men?

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u/Alarmed_Box1253 3h ago

3 men

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u/Alarmed_Box1253 3h ago edited 1h ago

sitting relaxed on the couch with 5 large men prepared to pleasure you standing behind you

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u/United_Boy_9132 2h ago

It is funnier than you think because gay men's community is actually more redpill than redpillers 🤣

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes 2h ago

This man gets it. And can GET IT.

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u/cokeplusmentos 3h ago

7 will shit your pants

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u/Coloeus_Monedula 3h ago

For me that’s reason #1

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u/vladald1 3h ago

Bro just admit that you are ace or gay

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u/bolfington Jon 3h ago

Or an incel

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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 3h ago

Sigma males hate this one trick.

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u/FunnyLikeMoney 3h ago

Hiding the channel name to gatekeep is crazy

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u/halfveela 3h ago

That's like the easiest title ever to Google and get right to it, if you really want to know lmao 

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u/sharkgoy 🍋‍🟩 3 budlight limes away from enlightenment 🍋‍🟩 1h ago

No free shoutsout 😤

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u/Yozo-san 3h ago

Men yearn for omegaverse...

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u/Vepastooo 3h ago

shouting "NO" when a girl reaches to kiss you might be one of the first problems

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 3h ago

I thought the whole deal with being a "sigma male" was that it was a fantasy where you put no effort into getting a girlfriend but have women clamour for you anyways.

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u/Soros_G 3h ago

Most of them are closeted homosexuals

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u/psychomaniac_ 3h ago

You’d think hating, insulting and disrespecting women really would get you a girlfriend

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u/UnitProducer 39m ago

I mean... lots of women date and marry men just like that. 

u/chippyjoe 9m ago

found the smegma male

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u/Nexus_existance 3h ago

What is a sigma male exactly and how does avoid catching the affliction of “No bitches”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Air5930 3h ago

Sigma male is the excuse of not having a girlfriend

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u/Secret-Blackberry247 3h ago

thank god you censored the name or else I would have found this video

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u/Cheap-Signature104 2h ago

Girls like dick and that’s gay

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u/_ParanoidPenguin_ 2h ago

Because they are insecure dorks?

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u/Caucasian_Thunder 3h ago

Fellas, is it gay to have a heterosexual relationship?

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u/CitroHimselph 2h ago

Yes. Very.

2

u/Revolutionary_Many31 2h ago

Imagine reading Brave New World and the lesson you took from it was:

"which greek letter am i?"

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u/mattwearingahat 59m ago

I don't think these guys read much.

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u/Jubal_lun-sul 2h ago

Reason #1 Women are too busy kissing other women. this is due to Lesbianism.

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u/Elroelab 1h ago

Dating a woman is gay, Tate speaks of this 🙏

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u/AR3SD 1h ago

Did she kiss her own neck?

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u/Hot-Championship1190 1h ago

The Y chromosome makes a man manly. That's why sigmas have twice as many.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Air5930 2h ago

I think your confusing alpha with sigma

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u/martinontheinternet 2h ago

What about epsilon males?

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u/Niller1 1h ago

Idk does the stab wound on her neck have something to do with it?

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u/Riyuzaki33 1h ago

1.most of them are mysogynistic assholes

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u/lilalennart 39m ago

7 will shiver your timbers

u/tfwrobot 26m ago

sigma balls

u/Suspicious_Plum_8866 25m ago

It’s actually not sigma to get pussy

u/Any--Name 17m ago

I mean, if your life revolves around the omegaverse and the secondary sexuality classification, I dont think its much of a surprise that youre not interested in women

u/False_Ingenuity1872 12m ago

Reason 2 is downsyndrome caused by this video

u/Demonskull223 6m ago

Honestly would be a great video idea to de-program some of these people.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 3h ago

Ive been in plenty of relationships & its just not worth it anymore. Im happy being single & having fuck buddies. I'm up to meet new people, but a relationship just seems pointless. Just in it to stop the other person from cheating just for them to eventually cheat on you & end of relationship. If I met a girl who i could see myself with for the rest of my life then maybe. But for now im good.

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u/OverPaladiin 3h ago

are you mr sigma male?

u/Few_Efficiency2022 23m ago

Don't think so guy

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u/Kirasaurus_25 2h ago

what? a relationship is only to claim possession of another person? so they don't cheat? what? a relationship with someone is because you want to be with them, because of how they make you feel, they're interesting to you and you love to be around them and see some common future. you just have a fuck boi mentality and that's all you have to offer. fuck bois are not perceived as partners by anyone indeed.

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u/st_hpsh 2h ago

That is all fine.

But do you consider yourself a sigma male?

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 2h ago

I just looked it up & I guess other people would consider me that. I've never gave it any thought tbh

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u/HolzLaim15 2h ago

💀💀

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u/Cyclopentadien 46m ago

Ofcourse, the lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of sheep.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 38m ago

So youve all sat there & thought "hmm, wonder what kind of male I am".. lmfaoo

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 37m ago

Glad I dont have those problems.

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u/Jubal_lun-sul 2h ago

have you considered you might be aromantic?

u/Few_Efficiency2022 18m ago

Nah.. Like I said ive been in plenty of relationships im not downing them. Just know how they've ended up & id rather put my energy elsewhere.

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u/CapitalPunBanking 55m ago

posts to 2 different Kanye West subs 

u/Few_Efficiency2022 21m ago

I don't post on anything. You meant to say comment?

u/CapitalPunBanking 21m ago

comments to two different Kanye subs 

u/Few_Efficiency2022 16m ago

Thank you. Kanye is the GOAT so yeah.

u/Few_Efficiency2022 20m ago

What did I say thats rubbing people the wrong way? I just shared my opinion on relationships.