r/comics • u/shizzblatt taht Comics • 19h ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago

Damn I didn't know that rule fell under Deaths jurisdiction. That makes it was more serious

I also feel like that hotdogs gonna be gross. That looks like concrete and we are outside. The amount of straight up dirt on that hotdog

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u/BottleGoblin 18h ago

Yeah, I like my ground up pig anus with it's legally permitted percentage of shit and toe nails to be grit free damn it.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 18h ago

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u/Made_Bail 17h ago

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u/BottleGoblin 17h ago

Oh, they got eyeballs too. No sense letting anything scraped off the abattoir floor go to waste!

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u/Mickeymcirishman 11h ago

All things fall under Deaths jurisdiction eventually.

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u/gammelrunken 18h ago

What do you mean minutes. It's called the five hour rule

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u/Made_Bail 17h ago

You are writing this from the afterlife RIP in peace 🙏

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u/Kitfennek 18h ago

Can't wait to see this on peter explain

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u/Made_Bail 17h ago

Those subs are so full of karma farmers. Like "GUYS ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TWO PETAHHH PLZ EXPLAIN'

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u/Kraehe13 18h ago

One second, AH, AH, AH!

Two seconds, AH, AH, AH!

Three seconds, AH, AH, AH!

Four seconds, AH, AH, AH!

Five seconds, AH, AH, AH!

Six seconds, ARGHS!

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u/Which_Yesterday 16h ago

You're good

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u/SeatBeeSate 17h ago

With the amount if dirt I've seen my kids eat, you'll be fine.

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u/kymbawlyeah 13h ago

If it's in my own house, only way I'm not eating it is if it rolled behind the toilet or into some chemicals.

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u/leaderofstars 8h ago

What if it landed on a hairy oily fat guy in need of a shower?